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Sun Nov 10, 2013, 09:55 AM

"I must be breaking a leg!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!




Ted ("I keep hearing this rattling sound each time I turn my head" Cruz is saying: "Jay, I swear on my mother's grave, it wasn't me who wanted a government shutdown. . . . It was Obama!! . . . Just look at the facts: who benefited more, me and the Republicans or Obama and the administration??? . . . Obama has made a laughing stock of Republicans in general, but even more so, the Tea Party and me. . . . That should pretty much prove who wanted the shutdown. . . . Jay, why do you and the audience keep laughing while I'm answering your questions? . . . Don't you guys want to know the truth??"


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The above CAPTION was loosely based upon the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/09/jay-leno-ted-cruz-shutdown_n_4246586.html


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skip fox Nov 2013 OP
hobbit709 Nov 2013 #1
Cooley Hurd Nov 2013 #2
skip fox Nov 2013 #3

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 10, 2013, 09:58 AM

1. If he's not on something, then he needs to be.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Nov 10, 2013, 09:58 AM

2. Easy one...

 

Cruz: "Obamacare will destroy our nation!"

Leno: "Usually I love republicans and suck up to them at every opportunity, but YOU sir, are fucking nuts!"

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Response to Cooley Hurd (Reply #2)

Sun Nov 10, 2013, 10:27 AM

3. A dialogue inspired by yours:

Cruz: " . . . destroy nation . . . killing children . . . our way of life . . . freedom in chains . . . poisoning minds . . . usurping God Almighty . . . violates common sense . . . dragging us back into the dark ages . . . Stalin in the high-school texts . . . [blah, blah, blah]"

Leno: "It's my idiot brother-in-law down in booking again !!!!. . . This time's he's gone. . . . I don't care if my wife does leaves me!"

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