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Fifty Shades of Grey is a hit Christian novel about a wonderful man grooming his future wife in a fundamental skill, Being Domestic Stay-at-home Mother.
Etta James
Etta James, author
Fifty Shades of Grey is a superb Christian-romance novel series by American writer Etta James. The book quickly developed a cult-like following, because it shows what it is like for a woman to date and marry a sterling Christian man with Republican values. Women worldwide have come to realize the lifestyle, the thrills and excitement, that comes with marrying a man with a lofty moral compass, compassion for his woman and life and the capitalist blessings that God gives those of us who walk in his light.
James first came up with the books concept after reading Stephanie Meyers Twilight series. What if these characters were realistic and Edward was a wealthy Christian, she mused to herself. Starting off with just a bit of penned fan fiction for the net, James realized she had written her biggest hit yet by the instant cult following her writings received.
It was not before long that we got the first novel, then the latter two, that we will explore here and understand why Fifty Shades of Grey, just like most true Republican men, is irresistible to women.
Mitt Romney or Christian Grey?
Fifty Shades of Grey starts out in Seattle, where a college-literature student named Anastasia gets to interview a handsome, well-built 27-year-old billionaire venture capitalist named Christian Grey. When you read about Christian Grey, you immediately think about a young Mitt Romney.
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Confident, Republican, dominant and commanding the submissive: these are all admirable Christian qualities that make women melt, as we find in this novel.
Christian Grey is an avatar for a young Mitt Romney in this book. James pick of the name Christian Grey and use of Mitt Romney for his inspiration is perfect. Mitt Romney has Christian values, he is youthful but has those wise greying temples, which sends women stamping their hind legs like a cat in heat.
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(21,691 posts)Desperate Republicans Renew Dark Pact with Satan, Want Democrats Out by 2016
Satan looks on Boehner with delight as the Speaker of the House announces a surprise alliance aimed to rid America from Democrat influence by 2016.
Angered by a failed government coups, increased gay marriage legislation, possible marijuana legalization in Maine, a 12% approval rating and 1% increase in people claiming atheist as their fundamental belief, a beleaguered Republican party has turned away from Christ as their effective leader and have essentially turned to the dark side.
Republican strategist Kentch Frederickson explains the move: It is simple. There is of course a higher power in the universe, but for some reason, He has turned his back on us. So we have to go to the next best thing: Satan.
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