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Sarah Palin, while promoting her new "war on Christmas" book, was asked this question by Matt Lauer this morning. Her answer: 35 seconds of word salad.
"The plan is to allow those things that had been proposed over many years to reform a health-care system in America that certainly does need more help so that there's more competition, there's less tort reform threat, there's less trajectory of the cost increases, and those plans have been proposed over and over again. And what thwarts those plans? It's the far left. It's President Obama and his supporters who will not allow the Republicans to usher in free market, patient-centered, doctor-patient relationship links to reform health care. "
I'm amazed what a 5th grade education can reveal.
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/11/sarah-palin-obamacare-alternative-health-care.html?mid=twitter_dailyintelligencer
ejpoeta
(8,933 posts)Insurance companies competing for your business. Secondly, I remember in school when I had to write a paper and needed to fill space because it had to be so long or perhaps if I didn't know the answer.... this is the kind of answer I would give. But even my bloated answers were better than this. Frankly, I would guess most teenagers could do better than this.
grahamhgreen
(15,741 posts)Demit
(11,238 posts)The only other person I can think of was Dr. Irwin Cory, who was a comedian, and it was a well-honed comedy act.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Dialogues between, say, Chico and Groucho Marx are funny because they intentionally fracture syntax and meaning. People who do that naturally are not funny. They are annoying.
AgingAmerican
(12,958 posts)That's why everything comes out so jumbled.
SammyWinstonJack
(44,130 posts)bluestate10
(10,942 posts)rbixby
(1,140 posts)and her answers to the questions were scrolling by on a teleprompter. It was just one camera angle and then they quickly cut away from it, but the whole interview was totally scripted.
Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)I believe she misstated the Republican establishment position. The Republicans want major tort reform. What an idiot!
"Ringing them bells and waving those lights to warn the British that they weren't going to be taking our guns away"
She was a heavy meth user at one time? Maybe.
Th1onein
(8,514 posts)"Ringing them bells and waving those lights to warn the British that they weren't going to be taking our guns away"
Is that a quote? If so, O.M.G.
Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)But it's on Youtube somewhere.
That is what she tried to say, but in her convoluted fashion. She was saying the purpose of Paul Revere's ride was to warn those damn British that they were not going to confiscate our weapons. I mean, her understanding of the nation's history is entirely wrong.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)That's what it sounded like to me, anyway.
Her actual quote:
http://www.npr.org/2011/06/06/137011636/how-accurate-were-palins-comments-on-paul-revere
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)The actual quote is even more bizarre. Paul Revere's hangout???
november3rd
(1,113 posts)... until we're safe from capitalist news media mouthpieces like Sarah Palin.
SammyWinstonJack
(44,130 posts)Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)NBachers
(17,098 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)...and for you to decide.
3catwoman3
(23,969 posts)...of just about everything is entirely wrong.
ctsnowman
(1,903 posts)Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)You would think Sarah Palin would never want to be seen or heard in public again. But, noooo.
Ilsa
(61,692 posts)probe into that jumble of nonsense to actually argue with her on various points.
Chili Pepper
(101 posts)He immediately moved on to another topic after that answer. I believe the two of them went into a Chris Christie smooch fest.
Personally, I think an appropriate response to her answer would have been, "Huh?" And then make her put together another word salad to explain her previous word salad. That kind of back and forth could have gone on indefinitely and been pretty entertaining ... Or mind numbing.
Erose999
(5,624 posts)infinitely more entertaining. Probably smells better too.
Skittles
(153,138 posts)an ex used to ask me that
brett_jv
(1,245 posts)How do you tell when Sour Cream goes bad?
Erose999
(5,624 posts)asked me to explain some of my policy proposals that seemed contradictory to my stated values and beliefs. Also, there were patches of green and red furry stuff growing on it.
I am slow today and had to read it twice
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Plus, the gang tattoos are a dead giveaway.
Harry Monroe
(2,935 posts)jmowreader
(50,552 posts)Free market: this means insurance sales across state lines. Problem, besides the fact the insurance companies will only sell it across the West Virginia state line, is the state departments of insurance. One justification the baggers use is, if you don't want abortion care in your policy (or whatever other thing you don't want) and you live in a state that requires it, you should be able to buy from a different state. Well...if the state department of insurance requires it, it doesn't matter where you go.
Tort reform: means making it really hard to sue for malpractice. As we all know, if you go to the hospital to have a precancerous mole removed from your chin and they give you a penectomy instead, you don't deserve any financial compensation.
Less trajectory of the cost increases: repeal Reagancare and allow emergency rooms to turn away indigents.
We could cure nausea in America overnight by implementing jmocare: deport Sarah Palin to Papua New Guinea or Borneo and hope the headhunting tradition hasn't died out yet.
Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)Cruel and unusual punishment.
jmowreader
(50,552 posts)Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)Actually, that mean elimination of laws that allow individual states (or the Feds) to have jurisdiction over what insurance companies are doing to screw their customers.
jmowreader
(50,552 posts)Your Republican is the kind of person who reads The Jungle and thinks, "if we didn't have all these socialist laws, Packingtown would come back in all its glory."
And then works to make it happen.
Naturally, there are many problems with that, not the least of which being the meat industry no longer desires to ship animals from Texas to Chicago. But as that lefty movie Field of Dreams said, build it and they will come.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)But they did it in the belief that it would be good for The People.
IOW: They bought the "Trickle Down" theory.
After the crash we saw Big Business screw it's fellow assholes. Just look at the auto industry and their incestuous relation with Big Oil.
They had a deal. Detroit would make sure it offered lousy mileage so gas sales would stay high but the first time the auto companies needed help Big Oil told them they were just fine with seeing them die in agony.
Meanwhile, in Europe there is the "One Liter Car" from VW.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_1-litre_car
280 mpg.
jmowreader
(50,552 posts)Priuses cost $25,000 and get good mileage.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)...into believing 35 MPG is as good as it gets. Hell, I got that 40 YEARS AGO with my Celica GT.
Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)I thought "one liter" meant the engine size. But, no, the engine is only 299ccs! My motorcycles displace 1000 and 1600 ccs.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)jmowreader
(50,552 posts)In it, Michael J. Fox wrecked his Porsche near a small South Carolina town and the only mechanic was rejoicing because now he had an excuse to buy a set of metric tools.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)Back then they used to mock Japanese cars as made out of tin foil and a common thing to say as one drove by was, "Close your eyes. Can't you picture it going across a lake?" to pick on the small engine.
On the bright side, some free spirited women felt it was a bragging right to say they made out in one.
jmowreader
(50,552 posts)Which of course led to the Corvair.
Truth be told, Corvairs were no more dangerous than any other car if you followed the Cardinal Rule of Rear Engine Cars: you need more tire in the back. It doesn't matter if you have a Bug, a Corvair, a Porsche, a European rear engine supercar, or an open wheel race car, you must run either higher air pressure or wider tread in the back. Volkswagen knows this and trained mechanics well to put less air in the front tires. GM didn't know it and sent people out to be killed.
Corvair shows how fucking stupid American industrialists can be. What America said by making VWs popular is they wanted inexpensive, well-built, cute cars that got good fuel economy, and if Chevy would have responded with an iron-engined Vega they would have cleaned up. America didn't wake up one morning and think, "I need a car with a six-cylinder airplane engine in the back," but that's what they got with Corvair.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)This was the original 1962 Chevy Corvair Monza GT concept car.
jmowreader
(50,552 posts)If you had that car people would think you had done a ton of work on your Corvette.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)Couldn't stop laughing.
HarveyDarkey
(9,077 posts)"Foreign" in the same way Hawaii is, that is.
nykym
(3,063 posts)to shrink her head it would just disappear, lack of material to sustain a shrunken head.
Left Coast2020
(2,397 posts)bullwinkle428
(20,629 posts)in the lead of The Ezra Klein Story, that is what it would sound like."
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MurrayDelph
(5,293 posts)99.5 years old, but still here.
bullwinkle428
(20,629 posts)reflection
(6,286 posts)Vashta Nerada
(3,922 posts)WTF?
bluestate10
(10,942 posts)impotently screaming from the sidelines.
truebluegreen
(9,033 posts)I needed the laugh but I Can't Handle the voice.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,166 posts)Just throw in "Paling around with terrorists" and "Putin rearing his ugly head" in there for good measure.
Javaman
(62,510 posts)the tea baggers.
lastlib
(23,204 posts)(you left out that part...... )
Kablooie
(18,625 posts)We all must drop Obamacare immediately and stop thwarting trajectory tort reform.
Whisp
(24,096 posts)my heart weeps for all the dolts that belief this charlatan.
oy oy
sarge43
(28,941 posts)Diagram those sentences{sic}
3catwoman3
(23,969 posts)...remember how, it might be entertaining to try. I'm not sure I have enough free time, though. It would take forever.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)by the time you were half way done, it would resemble a Gordian Knot.
maddiemom
(5,106 posts)I ended up with something that was totally confusing and shed no light on whatever she was trying to say. I can't post the actual diagram structure easily, or I'd show how it would look.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)maddiemom
(5,106 posts)Seriously: Right brain/left brain. I've always scored in the high nineties in verbal, low sixties in math in the many tests taken from SATs through graduate education. I stopped two courses and a dissertation short of a doctorate in Education. Sadly, it wasn't beneficial, employment wise. My brain dead ability in higher math left me astounded that more than half those going for higher degrees were WORSE than I was. Understand: In all education tests, your percentile means your score above the others tested at the same time.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)One of my professors once implied nearly all that was needed to score a PhD was massive amounts of stamina and the ability to generate impressive quantities of male bovine fecal material. Not unlike the subject of this discussion.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)The diagramming is at 02:24, but the whole 3-minute vid is a hoot...
sarge43
(28,941 posts)Could use this classic as "Sarah Palin vs the English language"
Turbineguy
(37,313 posts)if this was such a great idea, why are repubs against it?
JimboBillyBubbaBob
(1,389 posts)She would need some extra credit work to bring up her grade!
Jack Rabbit
(45,984 posts)I can't.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)Palinese probably will never be deciphered.
jmowreader
(50,552 posts)If it got out Obama likes the color blue, the teabaggers would burn their Levis.
lpbk2713
(42,751 posts)... how The Quitter managed to get all that in the
palm of her hand and still be able to read it.
GladRagDahl
(237 posts)a degree in journalism is.
jmowreader
(50,552 posts)She buys coffins for funeral homes now.
november3rd
(1,113 posts)Patient centered and free market are not compatible, Governor.
truebrit71
(20,805 posts)And the fact that ANYONE still gives this total fucking idiot any airtime whatsoever, or "values" her opinion on anything just boggles my mind.
I don't mind stupid people, but idiots like this sorry excuse for a human being, that are willfully ignorant piss me the fuck off...
A HERETIC I AM
(24,365 posts)I am running out of ears.
Blue Owl
(50,341 posts)Most salads are healthy unlike Palin's bucket-loads of disgusting bile.
unionthug777
(740 posts)acidic pile of word vomit !!!!
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)Rozlee
(2,529 posts)And would pass right on by her, knowing there were no brrraaainzzz in that empty cavity in her head.
Moostache
(9,895 posts)BUT....I swear listening to that woman mangle the act of speaking makes me want to self-immolate!
What I really want is for her to just go after already...she has become a real life Marvin K. Mooney!
[img]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:MarvinKMooneyWillYouPleaseGoNowBookCover.jpg[/img]
IllinoisBirdWatcher
(2,315 posts)benld74
(9,904 posts)DirkGently
(12,151 posts)bluestate10
(10,942 posts)would utter. Palin has no idea what a fucking Tort is.
noiretextatique
(27,275 posts)her entire "vocabulary" consists of buzzwords and catch phrases, ans she has no clue what any of those words mean.
Populist_Prole
(5,364 posts)Everybody, and I mean EVERYbody I know that likes and admires her are unread ignoramuses. Dunning-Kruger effect. Pure and simple.
ehrnst
(32,640 posts)virgdem
(2,124 posts)has opened her mouth again and as usual, crap fell out.
No DUplicitous DUpe
(2,994 posts)<snip>
Dear Sarah Palin;
Gosh, weve had a good run, havent we? Youve been a lunatic and Ive been able to take your inarticulate babble, your theocratic gobbledygook, your pandering winks and your blatant hypocrisy and spin it into meme gold.
But heres the thing. I think its time to say goodbye, at least for a little bit.
</snip>
Read the entire letter at: http://marmel.com/
Populist_Prole
(5,364 posts)yellowcanine
(35,699 posts)What exactly does that mean??????????????????????
AtheistCrusader
(33,982 posts)Thav
(946 posts)baffle them with bullshit.
bluestate10
(10,942 posts)Palin is their PT Barnum. She trips over fools every time she moves.
busterbrown
(8,515 posts)She pronounced the word trajectory" and sounded swell when she used the phrase ushered in"
She is turning out to be a pretty darn good speaker...
Have you read Protecting the fart of Christmas....Excallant
libodem
(19,288 posts)NealK
(1,862 posts)A work environment based markedly. We recognize that companies: People is a key element that have increased on a set of every person in the importance to the demands of performance of company with the government of every person in today's marketplace on our customers' need to promote competitive leadership and practices. The following human resource policies are practices and more. The following human resource systems, and commitment. World-class levels of the demand focused improving quality, teamwork, to compete in this market. I can see all this from my house just like you can see Russia from yours.
Maynar
(769 posts)kydo
(2,679 posts)Dawson Leery
(19,348 posts)bluestate10
(10,942 posts)She was trying to sound smart to the baboons that worship her empty headed ass.
The Wizard
(12,541 posts)she's a grifter.
Mr.Bill
(24,273 posts)she didn't copy it from Wikipedia.
trusty elf
(7,383 posts)napkinz
(17,199 posts)KentuckyWoman
(6,679 posts)She's an embarrassment to America and to womankind generally.
BlueStreak
(8,377 posts)We all know she means to say "reducing the rate of cost increases" or "bending the cost curve" , but really that is quite an abuse of the English language.
Nonetheless, if any Republicans actually had some tangible, actionable, practical solutions it could have been good if that might have mentioned them in 2009. The train has left the station. What they should be talking about now are things we can do to improve on the ACA without taking 10 steps backwards.
bobclark86
(1,415 posts)and those who really can't do, teach English.
And those that fail their English classes in college? They get degrees in sports broadcasting.
sibelian
(7,804 posts)She's the laserpointer and everyone, talibaggers, bleeding hearts like me and the medias emo-squirters alike all dance around her like nip-addled kittens.