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Playinghardball

(11,665 posts)
Thu Nov 14, 2013, 02:59 PM Nov 2013

Toronto crack mayor: I’ve got ‘too much (p*ssy) to eat at home’ to proposition staffers

In what may have begun as an attempt to stem the tide of bad news out of the Toronto mayor’s office, embattled conservative Mayor Rob Ford gave a press conference on Thursday that stirred up even more controversy.

Ford was answering accusations about a reportedly epic night of drug and alcohol-fueled misbehavior on St. Patrick’s Day, 2013. The night of frenzied partying allegedly involved cocaine, OxyContin, vodka, a prostitute and Ford telling staffer Olivia Gondek, “I want to eat your p*ssy.”

“I would never do that,” Ford asserted at the press conference, which was broadcast live over Canadian television networks. “I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.”

His full remarks, reprinted via Gawker, were as follows:

“It hurts my wife when they call a friend of mine a prostitute. Alana is not a prostitute. She’s a friend. And it makes me sick how people are saying this. So unfortunately, I have no other choice. I’m the last one to take legal action, I can’t put up with it anymore. So I’ve named the names. Litigation will be starting shortly. I’ve had enough. That’s why I warned you guys yesterday be careful what you wrote. That’s all I have to say for now. And the next thing I want to call Mayor Bratina in Hamilton and tell them we are going to have to spank their little tiger cats. Oh and the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. Olivia Gondek. I’ve never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much.”

Watch video of the press conference, embedded below via Canada’s National Post:



http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/11/14/toronto-crack-mayor-ive-got-too-much-pssy-to-eat-at-home-to-proposition-staffers/
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Toronto crack mayor: I’ve got ‘too much (p*ssy) to eat at home’ to proposition staffers (Original Post) Playinghardball Nov 2013 OP
Okay, that's it. Someone HAS TO make a movie about this guy. factsarenotfair Nov 2013 #1
How did this guy EVER end up in politics instead of entertainment? Blue_Tires Nov 2013 #7
You've never seen "Tommy Boy"? nt EOTE Nov 2013 #10
Nope. Has the movie already been made? factsarenotfair Nov 2013 #12
More or less. EOTE Nov 2013 #13
Some possibiities for the lead: Arugula Latte Nov 2013 #15
You forgot one jmowreader Nov 2013 #22
Hey Rob, TMI Blue Owl Nov 2013 #2
Dammit. I'm starting to like this guy. maxsolomon Nov 2013 #3
I wish for the very worst for that pig. He makes me sick. cali Nov 2013 #5
He's a drug addict. maxsolomon Nov 2013 #14
He's a pig. his being a drug addict doesn't excuse him from behaving like a pig toward women cali Nov 2013 #16
Fine, he's a pig. maxsolomon Nov 2013 #18
What the Front Door? Rex Nov 2013 #4
Beat me to it. n/t Tom_Foolery Nov 2013 #9
ewww cbdo2007 Nov 2013 #6
Aaaaaack!!!!! Now I have to pnwest Nov 2013 #8
What does he mean by "more than enough" p--sy to eat at home? JaneyVee Nov 2013 #11
Forget the Andy Kaufman Death hoax gort Nov 2013 #17
This guy is a walking joke. jessie04 Nov 2013 #19
God, some of the comments here. NuclearDem Nov 2013 #20
train wrecks and car accidents usually do not go on this long-maybe they guy from san diego and ford dembotoz Nov 2013 #21

Blue_Tires

(55,445 posts)
7. How did this guy EVER end up in politics instead of entertainment?
Thu Nov 14, 2013, 03:19 PM
Nov 2013

Please, Canada: When this whole mess is over, PLEASE let this guy host some late-night talk show or give him a reality TV series...

EOTE

(13,409 posts)
13. More or less.
Thu Nov 14, 2013, 03:32 PM
Nov 2013

I was commenting on his resemblance to and similar behavior of Chris Farley. Although Farley seemed like a genuinely nice guy in person, Ford just seems like a major league asshole.

maxsolomon

(33,323 posts)
14. He's a drug addict.
Thu Nov 14, 2013, 03:34 PM
Nov 2013

He needs treatment, not your ill wishes.

Me, I find humor in transgression, particularly when there is an element of epater le bourgeoisie. And since I'm not a Torontan or a Canadian, there's little harm in my chuckling. I'm not the only one or this topic wouldn't be so popular.

 

cali

(114,904 posts)
16. He's a pig. his being a drug addict doesn't excuse him from behaving like a pig toward women
Thu Nov 14, 2013, 03:47 PM
Nov 2013

he's a horrid man and he's sure as hell no good fro that great city.

gort

(687 posts)
17. Forget the Andy Kaufman Death hoax
Thu Nov 14, 2013, 04:10 PM
Nov 2013

I am now starting the rumor that Chris Farley faked his death and became the mayor of Toronto.

dembotoz

(16,802 posts)
21. train wrecks and car accidents usually do not go on this long-maybe they guy from san diego and ford
Thu Nov 14, 2013, 05:17 PM
Nov 2013

should joins forces and start a business.

hire themselves out to unpopular pols who need to look better to the public

as in See--im not as bad as this guy--sort of thing

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