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In what may have begun as an attempt to stem the tide of bad news out of the Toronto mayors office, embattled conservative Mayor Rob Ford gave a press conference on Thursday that stirred up even more controversy.
Ford was answering accusations about a reportedly epic night of drug and alcohol-fueled misbehavior on St. Patricks Day, 2013. The night of frenzied partying allegedly involved cocaine, OxyContin, vodka, a prostitute and Ford telling staffer Olivia Gondek, I want to eat your p*ssy.
I would never do that, Ford asserted at the press conference, which was broadcast live over Canadian television networks. Ive got more than enough to eat at home.
His full remarks, reprinted via Gawker, were as follows:
It hurts my wife when they call a friend of mine a prostitute. Alana is not a prostitute. Shes a friend. And it makes me sick how people are saying this. So unfortunately, I have no other choice. Im the last one to take legal action, I cant put up with it anymore. So Ive named the names. Litigation will be starting shortly. Ive had enough. Thats why I warned you guys yesterday be careful what you wrote. Thats all I have to say for now. And the next thing I want to call Mayor Bratina in Hamilton and tell them we are going to have to spank their little tiger cats. Oh and the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. Olivia Gondek. Ive never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. Im happily married. Ive got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much.
Watch video of the press conference, embedded below via Canadas National Post:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/11/14/toronto-crack-mayor-ive-got-too-much-pssy-to-eat-at-home-to-proposition-staffers/
factsarenotfair
(910 posts)Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)Please, Canada: When this whole mess is over, PLEASE let this guy host some late-night talk show or give him a reality TV series...
EOTE
(13,409 posts)factsarenotfair
(910 posts)EOTE
(13,409 posts)I was commenting on his resemblance to and similar behavior of Chris Farley. Although Farley seemed like a genuinely nice guy in person, Ford just seems like a major league asshole.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Tom Arnold
John Goodman
Jack Black
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)Meat Loaf
Blue Owl
(50,355 posts)Only a dingus would talk that way about cunnilingus...
maxsolomon
(33,323 posts)cali
(114,904 posts)maxsolomon
(33,323 posts)He needs treatment, not your ill wishes.
Me, I find humor in transgression, particularly when there is an element of epater le bourgeoisie. And since I'm not a Torontan or a Canadian, there's little harm in my chuckling. I'm not the only one or this topic wouldn't be so popular.
cali
(114,904 posts)he's a horrid man and he's sure as hell no good fro that great city.
maxsolomon
(33,323 posts)You gotta admit, pigs can be pretty funny.
Rex
(65,616 posts)If only Chris Farley was still alive!
Tom_Foolery
(4,691 posts)cbdo2007
(9,213 posts)pnwest
(3,266 posts)gouge out my mind's eye!!! Aaaaaargh!!!
JaneyVee
(19,877 posts)gort
(687 posts)I am now starting the rumor that Chris Farley faked his death and became the mayor of Toronto.
jessie04
(1,528 posts)NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)Sexual harassment and rape culture! It's hilarious!
dembotoz
(16,802 posts)should joins forces and start a business.
hire themselves out to unpopular pols who need to look better to the public
as in See--im not as bad as this guy--sort of thing