Praise Jesus!

[MrScorpio]

[immoderate]

1. That's pretend.

--imm

[Skittles]

2. LOL

I mean I literally laughed out loud

[Brigid]

3. Some day . . .

How are you Mr. Scorpio?

[MrScorpio]

6. Doing good, so far nt

[adirondacker]

5. Thanks for the early Christmas card! :)

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

16. You're kidding, but that's an AWESOME idea...

Someone with far more talent than I could create a delightfully scathing series of Holiday Cards -- and I use that term just to piss off Fox News.

[adirondacker]

17. Someone should gather the email addys of all the Wall St gang and shower them with Holiday greetings

from the 99%.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

7. perfect!

Saving!

[burrowowl]

8. Yep! They were the only ones He got pissed at!

[47of74]

9. K & R

[freshwest]

10. More modern than my version:

Warren is the secular model:

[LAGC]

11. This doesn't jive with the Tea Party Jesus we all know so well today.

The "Real Jesus(tm)" embraced the banksters and plutocrats and LOVES unbridled capitalism and conservative values.

My local fundie Baptist church said so and they are a "Bible-believing church", as in AV 1611 King James, by God.

[awoke_in_2003]

18. Yep, and the skin tone...

is a bit suspect, too

[Brigid]

20. The skin tone is perhaps my favorite part.

Much better than the blond, blue-eyed, Northern European look seen in far too many paintings of him.

[awoke_in_2003]

21. I agree...

because it would irritate the lily white xtians I work with.

[Bluenorthwest]

12. And yet the Pope harps against gay people having families full time.

'My faith is all about harming those who dare to be different and also not using condoms!'- Pope Frankie Ones.

[malaise]

13. Why are you trying to annoy Lady BlahBlah?

She is having issues with the 'so called liberal pope'.

[tjwash]

14. Looks like a good place to drop this off...

"Because you know, when the bible was written, and then rewritten, and then edited, and then re-edited, then translated from dead languages and then re-retranslated and re-edited again, then re-re-re-edited, and then re-translated, and then given to kings for them to take their favorite parts out, and then re-edited and re-translated and given to the pope for him to approve, and then re-edited and re-written— all based on stories that were told orally 30 to 90 years after they had happened to people who didn’t know how to write… I guess what I’m trying to say is, the bible is literally the world’s oldest game of telephone."

[brer cat]

15. Run Jamie run!

Thanks for a great laugh, MrScorpio.

[snooper2]

19. The all mighty all knowing all powerful jesus, has to revert to a piece of straw?

I know another god who would just throw a couple lightning bolts