#Lookadouche & Abstinence Lecturers = Vaginas Are Like "Little Hoover Vacuums" ........

[Coyotl]

#Lookadouche is not alone at raking in education dollars while Christianizing sex-ed.


Vaginas Are Like "Little Hoover Vacuums," and Other Things Abstinence Lecturers Get Paid to Tell Teens

—By Dana Liebelson Nov. 18, 2013 http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/11/abstinence-speakers-public-schools-lookadoo

I went to public high school in Montana, where at least once a year we were shuffled into the gymnasium for lectures from abstinence-only educational speakers on how to make "good choices." Young, sprightly twentysomethings, who often resembled Ken and Barbie, would dance around the auditorium playing Christian rock and trying to convince us that having sex wasn't cool. In between all the jokes and music, I learned that condoms cause cancer and that sex is a bad deal for women. Turns out, I wasn't alone. Across the the United States, public schools—even ones that teach comprehensive sex education—invite religious abstinence speakers to come in to talk to students about sex, and sometimes spread information that is factually inaccurate in the process. Here are five such speakers, many of whom have generated local headlines for their controversial presentations. And they might be coming to a school near you—they're all still active on the sex-is-bad circuit.

Justin Lookadoo: "God made guys as leaders." ..............

[seabeyond]

1. i thought that little hoover vaccuum was gonna suck the dick right off the guy. talk about a fear

for the guy that hasnt had sex yet. lol lol. omg, stuck and cant get it back.

this (though wrong) at least makes a little more sense in the 'splaining talk about sperm. couldnt figure what it was about. funny

[Vashta Nerada]

2. If I ever had a kid in school that listened to "condoms cause cancer" speech, I'd flip out.

The school would get an earful from me.

[KittyWampus]

6. = educational malpractice. It's so profoundly wrong, no one should be allowed to utter those words

in a school as an authority.

[Vashta Nerada]

8. Exactly.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Does that mean I can throw away my Dustbuster?

"Why are you squatting on the stairs?"
"I'm vacuuming, silly!"

[panader0]

4. "Little Hoover vacuums"

Okay.....I'm ready.

[seabeyond]

5. point. how many boys are now going home and grabbing the little hoover vaccuum.

unintended consequences.

[intaglio]

10. Just so long as they are not the original Dust Buster

That sucker had the metal impeller right behind the place where the short suction pipe plugged in.

Yes, there were guys who mangled the nut

[seabeyond]

12. eeeew, last sentence. oh my. not good. nt

[ck4829]

7. Another fine graduate of the Todd Akin School of Biology.

[Dash87]

9. There was a Family Guy episode about this.

"Having sex before marriage automatically makes you a member of Al-Qaeda!"

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

11. Is the vacuum only on/off or does it have different power settings?

Do girls get to upgrade to a different model if they and/or their significant others want a change in the bedroom?


There are so many questions in need of answers!

[Coyotl]

13. And, how do you shut the thing down down there?

Wish we had been there to offer some relevant tongue-in-cheek questions