You all had better be careful now, the GAYS have the power to cause meteor strikes!

[William769]

Taking a page from the playbook of American right-wingers, a Russian journalist claimed this weekend that the country's "gay activity" caused a meteorite to strike the Russian region of Chelyabinsk February 15.

Arkady Mamontov, who Kremlin-backed news outlet Ria Novosti calls a "famous journalist," claimed that the meteor that struck the central Russian province as a warning to Russians not to embrace "nontraditional sexual relationships," which a nationwide law banned the depiction of earlier this year.

On his Special Correspondent program, Mamontov said the strike should serve as a warning "to all of us that we should keep the family tradition, traditional love, or else something else — not only the Chelyabinsk meteorite — will hit us," according to Ria Novosti.

The Russian news report also notes that Mamontov served as the anchor for a recent "exposé" on the so-called homosexual agenda that aired on state-sponsored television last week. That biased video report, titled "Litsedei," Russian for "Hypocrites," included allegations that LGBT people in Russia exist only because of Western influence, and featured secretly recorded audio from a private October meeting of LGBT Russians with international human rights organizations, including the Human Rights Campaign, All Out, and and Human Rights Watch.

http://www.advocate.com/news/world-news/2013/11/18/russian-journo-claims-gays-caused-meteor-strike

With this much power, world domination is next!

[11 Bravo]

1. Who knew that "Pat Robertson" is pronounced "Arkady Mamontov" in Russia?

[mercuryblues]

2. What. messing

with the weather wasn't enough? Stop using your super powers for evil.

[Little Star]

3. omg....

With all that power I hope you guys never get mad at me.

[William769]

14. And we start world domination in Luxembourg!

Two Gay Politicians to Lead Luxembourg's Government

http://www.advocate.com/news/world-news/2013/11/18/two-gay-politicians-lead-luxembourgs-government

[Little Star]

15. Hey! My paternal grandmother hailed from Luxembourg...

I knew I liked that place. Always wanted to visit there.

[MNBrewer]

4. OMG, with all this great powah comes great responsibility!

SHESH!

[MNBrewer]

5. Silly Russian

It wasn't teh Gays, it was the Lunar Nazis. Hasn't he seen the documentary Iron Sky?

[xfundy]

6. Bastards better quit fucking with us, then.

God's aim is notoriously bad.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. Well, there WAS something fabulous about that meteorite.

Before state-sponsored television, there were no gay people in Russia. Obviously.

[Katashi_itto]

8. Well thats something new. I had no idea Gays were responsible for that. WE NEED BRUCE WILLIS!

Course gays might like that.

Hmmm...Jodie Foster?! ...Oh wait...

[OriginalGeek]

9. I would like to respctfully request that the gays in charge

of targeting send me a little chunk. I'd love to polish up a piece of meteor rock and make a kilt pin out if it.

Thanks bros!

[marsis]

10. Who knew Russia had their own Tea Party?

[okaawhatever]

11. Oh yeah like they wouldn't have used that power to hit a little closer to say...GOP HQ nt

[Buns_of_Fire]

12. Does International Gay Conspiracy, Inc. accept requests?

I'm not talking anything armageddonish or fatal to anyone, just a small, dime-size chunk or two or three strategically placed here and there. I've got $149 in savings that ain't doing nothin'. Call me.

[hootinholler]

13. That's just, wait for it,

FABULOUUUUUUSSSSSS



Wait a minute? Arkady Mamontov? There's a loaded name, who knew that's how you spell Pat Robertson in Russian?
Isn't Mamon some big religious boogieman?

[Prophet 451]

16. There should be a good MWA-HA-HA!

C'mon, you got supervillain powers, you gotta have teh proper mad cackle too.