"So what if she's pregnant? Grease the *****!" . . . Please come CAPTION George Zimmerman!!!

[skip fox]

George ("Freeze, douche-bag!!!&quot Zimmerman just finished saying: "Gimme a break. . . . I didn't shoot, did I? . . . I was showing restraint, even though my girlfriend poured all my whiskey down the kitchen drain. . . . Don't worry, I'll be out in no time."

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Above CAPTION loosely based on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/18/george-zimmerman-assault_n_4299328.html

[KittyWampus]

1. My beard & mustache will really help me get the part in the living nativity this Christmas

don't you think?

[skip fox]

2. "I was actually auditioning for the new reality show: 'Timebomb.'"

[penultimate]

3. I just search freerepublic for what they are saying about this

They are actually defending him, saying she is being paid to make him look bad... What world are those people living in? Why can't they accept this guy is a fucking psycho?

[skip fox]

4. Let them tie themselves to this Bozo. . . . It's only a matter of time

before he really explodes. . . . Fox News this morning just reported the arrest (at least I haven't heard any defense yet).

[penultimate]

7. It just boggles my mind how stupid people can be

I know people get like that here with certain subject too, but it's usually a minority, where as over there it's the majority. Frightening that so many people like that exist. People who would defend an unhinged nut just because of politics.

[skip fox]

11. It looks like even Fox knows when to back away.

http://nation.foxnews.com/2013/11/19/george-zimmerman-911-call-released-‘you-put-your-gun-my-freaking-face’

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. "Ain't no gun gon protect you from the true-true."

Good Old Georgie.

[NuclearDem]

6. These fetuses always get away.

[Uben]

8. This guy is a good candidate for a MM card

HE needs to seriously chill. Can you imagine how he would be treated in prison? On second thought........

[skip fox]

9. "I guess this means it's going to be harder to get into the F.B.I."

[Johonny]

10. But officer she had a sidewalk and was fixing to use it!