Anybody know if the War on Christmas has officially started for the year?

[Jackpine Radical]

I really hope so because I already shot a plastic reindeer & 2 fir trees.

[beerandjesus]

1. I'm going to fight Christmas by having an abortion.

Doing my part to take the "Christ" out of "Christmas"!

[Jackpine Radical]

3. You're carrying the Christ Child?

[beerandjesus]

8. No, just generally. And then I'm going to marry another guy.

And then I'm going to be nice to a Muslim.


I'm sure I'm scaring the bejesus out of Jesus.

[Pretzel_Warrior]

2. My grandparents said "NO" to Christmas this year

And then grandma got run over by a reindeer, so be safe out there, folks. Christmas is fighting back.

[StarrGazerr]

4. It starts every year on December 26, I think.

[Liberal Veteran]

5. It usually doesn't start until a sales clerk says "Happy Holidays".

Also known as the "Greeting heard round the Fox News room".

[Smarmie Doofus]

6. There is no need for an "official" declaration.

A mere resolution authorizing me to use "whatever means necessary" will be sufficient.

Why? because I said so, that's why.

[msongs]

7. the Christmas war on us has been underway for weeks. is a counter attack needed? nt

[JaneyVee]

9. Of course it has, and their 5 star General of Stupid is touring the country now

With her new book to spread the word to her disciples.

[JHB]

10. It started the moment I had stores playing Christmas music before Halloween

[JHB]

12. And that's not counting the "Christmans in July" campaign...

...very successful.

[MoonRiver]

11. Yes, like every other Christmas hype, instead of the day after Thanksgiving,

it now starts right after Halloween. I suppose that's to allow all the ghosts and goblins to continue making mischief non-stop.

[napkinz]

13. Holy War On Christmas, Batman!!!

[jazzimov]

14. Help keep the X in Xmas!

[spinbaby]

15. I bought my cards this morning

My holiday cards feature a lovely winter scene and have no mention of Christmas whatsoever.

[Act_of_Reparation]

16. Christians can keep the Christ in Christmas

if they let pagans keep the Tewes in Tuesday, the Wotan in Wednesday, the Thor in Thursday, the Frigg in Friday, and the Saturn in Saturday.

[Jackpine Radical]

18. A friggin' good idea if ya asks me.

I'd even settle for the Mars in Mardi, Mercury in Marcridi, and Jupiter in Jeudi. Of course, if you happen to be up on your Indo-European gods, these are the Greco-Roman equivalents of the the Germanic ones you named.

[TBF]

17. This year the turkeys are siding with

Christmas. They are tired of being eaten and are staging a revolt. Their slogan is "more cowbell".

[Nuclear Unicorn]

19. I dunno but the sock full of loose change I keep for the elves is ready to go!

[wandy]

20. Oh drat, is it that time of year already? I'd better get in some practices..............