Sarah Palin's speechwriter?

[SeattleVet]

This must be where she comes up with the word-salad she normally uses. Dubya probably sent her the link.

http://phrasegenerator.com/politics

Samples:

"Unlike my opponent, I support our integrity, our commodities markets and our precious oil supply."

"I refuse to support an America where corporate executives and government bureaucrats can take away our right to borrow money from Asia."

"I want an America where Iranian extremists and Wall Street insiders cannot make a mockery of our love for the Bible."

[John1956PA]

1. I just tried the "randomizer" and it produced a fairly coherent right-wing quote.

Here it is:

My supporters know that I believe in our innocent babies' smiles, our right to bear arms and our glorious future.

It would not surprise me to learn that some Rethug politicians utilize this resource.

[dipsydoodle]

2. I got.......

I will not stand for an America where socialists and drug addicts can corrupt our postage stamps.

Followed by.....

Know this : that I have faith in our free markets, our faith in Jesus and our reality TV shows.

[IllinoisBirdWatcher]

3. She uses Rand Paul's first drafts. n/t

[Nolimit]

4. Pretty funny stuff

"I will not stand for an America where tribal warlords and drug companies can take away our job creators."

[treestar]

5. LOL corporate slogans and wine reviews are funny, too.

[dmr]

6. I like mine:

I will work for an America where street gangs and filthy hobos cannot undermine our civil rights.

Let her work on that one!

[lpbk2713]

7. Anyone remember Prof Irwin Corey?

I always thought he was The Quitter's main speech writer.

[napkinz]

8. greate quote ...