Don't do anything today that makes anyone else have to work

[taterguy]

Including posting on a message board.

Ok?

[lame54]

1. or watching football...

think of the hot dog vendors

[yuiyoshida]

2. Damn it!!

There goes my MAhjong game!

[pipoman]

3. if you cut your hand off whilst carving the turkey

Wait till tomorrow to go to the hospital you selfish bastard..

[MADem]

4. And make yer own dinner, too, while you're at it!

[taterguy]

5. Only a dumbass would do that

Off to change my own damn bandages.

[pipi_k]

8. One of

my stepdaughters, who is a surgical nurse, was telling me the other day how glad she was that there were no surgeries scheduled for today, but that didn't mean she couldn't potentially be called in for an emergency involving food boluses, which happen with some regularity on these stuff-your-face holidays.

So people...

don't eat like pigs!

And if you get a food bolus, use a plumber's snake to fish it out!

[Le Taz Hot]

6. . . . he says

as I'm up at 5 fucking 30 to get the fucking turkey in the fucking oven in time for the fucking Thanksgiving Dinner!

Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving!

[taterguy]

7. Don't you have a fucking microwave?

Toss a bird in there.

Done in 30 minutes.

[Blue_Adept]

9. Sorry.

My job revolves around dealing with Asian countries so they don't take the day off.

Luckily, I get a lot of down time when Golden Week arrives.