Someone just walked by me with a cooked turkey!

[SheilaT]

I'm working the information desk at my local hospital, and just now a man walked by with a foil-covered dish that had a suspiciously turkey-like shape. and the wonderful odor of baked turkey is still lingering.

Sometimes working a holiday is fun!

[SummerSnow]

1. Follow him and snatch a wing.lol

[pinboy3niner]

2. Spatchcock him and grab the whole turkey

Love that multipurpose word!

[1monster]

3. Prepare him for the rotisserie by removing his spine to prepare for grilling!?!

Remind me NEVER to tick you off!!!

[Aerows]

4. It's all gravy

until someone gets tackled for the turkey and gets hurt.

[uppityperson]

5. Working in a hospital on holidays is great. Families bring food and love to share

as well as reward those helping take care of their loved ones. First year I worked in a hospital I worked Thanksgiving, Christmas eve and Christmas day and got stuffed with goodies. I was fortunate to get New Yrs Eve off, returning a couple days later to find everyone with sore butts as someone brought in a goodie tray to share, lots of staff ate off it, then the person was discovered to have Hep A and the staff got gamma globulin shots.

Other than that, it was a great holiday season there.