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brooklynite

(94,502 posts) Thu Nov 28, 2013, 03:40 PM Nov 2013

The "Adult Toys" store down the street is closed today...

..."so that our employees can enjoy Thanksgiving with their families".

Buy local

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The "Adult Toys" store down the street is closed today... (Original Post) brooklynite Nov 2013 OP

lol, oh noes what will we do when we need stuffing loli phabay Nov 2013 #1

Use the real thing? Angleae Nov 2013 #17

But I need a twerky! tina tron Nov 2013 #2

oh my goodness! flamingdem Nov 2013 #3

Put Hillary's face on that graphic U4ikLefty Nov 2013 #9

That's just plain Aerows Nov 2013 #14

This message was self-deleted by its author Aerows Nov 2013 #15

I hope they are all having a fucking good time. Luminous Animal Nov 2013 #4

I hope they thought to post an emergency number this time pinboy3niner Nov 2013 #8

Hahahahaha!!!! Nice! Luminous Animal Nov 2013 #10

Really Happy Holidays! Tierra_y_Libertad Nov 2013 #5

And Happy Endings too! tina tron Nov 2013 #7

As long as they wash their hands before carving the turkey. rug Nov 2013 #6

Family values! nt Ilsa Nov 2013 #11

Seriously. Warren DeMontague Nov 2013 #12

Keeping the love and joy at home Aerows Nov 2013 #13

This message was self-deleted by its author pinboy3niner Nov 2013 #16

loli phabay

(5,580 posts)

1. lol, oh noes what will we do when we need stuffing

Reply to brooklynite (Original post)

Thu Nov 28, 2013, 03:43 PM

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Angleae

(4,482 posts)

17. Use the real thing?

Reply to loli phabay (Reply #1)

Sat Nov 30, 2013, 04:04 AM

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tina tron

(160 posts)

2. But I need a twerky!

Reply to brooklynite (Original post)

Thu Nov 28, 2013, 03:48 PM

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flamingdem

(39,313 posts)

3. oh my goodness!

Reply to tina tron (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 28, 2013, 04:32 PM

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U4ikLefty

(4,012 posts)

9. Put Hillary's face on that graphic

Reply to tina tron (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 28, 2013, 04:42 PM

Nov 2013

and see how quickly you will get banned.

Aerows

(39,961 posts)

14. That's just plain

Reply to tina tron (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 28, 2013, 07:37 PM

Nov 2013

obscene. Hilarious, but obscene.

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Luminous Animal

(27,310 posts)

4. I hope they are all having a fucking good time.

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Thu Nov 28, 2013, 04:35 PM

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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

8. I hope they thought to post an emergency number this time

Reply to Luminous Animal (Reply #4)

Thu Nov 28, 2013, 04:40 PM

Nov 2013

You'd be surprised how mean the police get when when the sex toy shop is closed and you have to call 911.

Luminous Animal

(27,310 posts)

10. Hahahahaha!!!! Nice!

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #8)

Thu Nov 28, 2013, 04:43 PM

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Tierra_y_Libertad

(50,414 posts)

5. Really Happy Holidays!

Reply to brooklynite (Original post)

Thu Nov 28, 2013, 04:38 PM

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tina tron

(160 posts)

7. And Happy Endings too!

Reply to Tierra_y_Libertad (Reply #5)

Thu Nov 28, 2013, 04:40 PM

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rug

(82,333 posts)

6. As long as they wash their hands before carving the turkey.

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Thu Nov 28, 2013, 04:39 PM

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Ilsa

(61,694 posts)

11. Family values! nt

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Thu Nov 28, 2013, 05:46 PM

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Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

12. Seriously.

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Thu Nov 28, 2013, 07:22 PM

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Aerows

(39,961 posts)

13. Keeping the love and joy at home

Reply to brooklynite (Original post)

Thu Nov 28, 2013, 07:37 PM

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even if you have to do it with fewer toys!

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