Sarah Palin is going straight to hell. No lie.

[jmowreader]

I was a bit bored, so I checked the Amazon page for Sarah Palin's War on Christmas book, which is at

http://www.amazon.com/Good-Tidings-Great-Joy-Protecting/dp/0062292889/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1386043863&sr=8-1&keywords=sarah+palin+christmas

As of 8:12 pm December 2, 2013, the Amazon Best Sellers Rank for Mrs. Palin's Insulation Fetus is #666 in Books.

[NYC_SKP]

1. Frankly, I think that Sarah Palin CAME from hell to make us miserable.

Sent from hell.

It's the only thing that really makes sense.

[Blue_In_AK]

6. Lest anyone think that Alaska is hell,

I'll remind everyone that Sarah is from Idaho. And that Alaskans were her first victims.

[NYC_SKP]

7. Oh hey, you know I've been to Alaska and have nothing but good to say about it.

Finally, mountains to put the Rockies to shame!

[Blue_In_AK]

11. I'm just sorry the weather wasn't the best when you were here.

You'll have to come back.

[NYC_SKP]

12. I will, you betcha!

I need to see them Northern Lights!

[freshwest]

14. She's an interstitial multidimensional demonic entity sent here to take advantage of our universe.

She must be stopped before she drags the Earth into a parallel dimension that is otherwise called Hell. She stands att he Gate and is inviting the fools go in with her where...

Something bad will happen, I'm sure. Just being with her would be bad. She devours brains. A day is like a year with her.

[longship]

2. Ya just can't make that shit up.

I love it. Probably won't last long. Too bad.

[wildbilln864]

3. fuck her and fuck John McCain...

for putting her in the public eye!

[spanone]

4. too high in the rankings. other than family no other human should have purchased her shit.

[jmowreader]

5. Look closer at the sales rank

From Sarah Palin's favorite book of the Bible, that being Revelation: "Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding reckon the number of the beast: for it is a human number; its number is Six hundred and sixty-six."

[lob1]

8. 666 is a good number for Palin. Zero is a better number.

[lpbk2713]

9. The Devil won't want her.

He'd be worried she would want to take over.

[Chipper Chat]

10. I have even more evidence:

Her name is actually:
S6r6h P6lin

[freshwest]

13. She dissed the Pope. No purgatory for her! (Just kidding.)