A Merry War On Christmas

[SalmonChantedEvening]

Have yourself a Merry War On Christmas
To your heart's delight
Yes, go on, Some People will be sure to bite

Have yourself a Merry War On Christmas
Blame me, what the hey
I stayed home, and didn't shop on Black Friday

Wishing hard for the olden days
Hippies, libs, and gays, no more
Fox and Friends make is clear to us
Billo screams at us, once more

Every year we hear the same old blather
How they fret aloud
Hang a victim card on Sarah Palin's brow
And have yourself a Merry War On Christmas, now

[Bertha Venation]

1. Bob, you win the internets.

Especially the next to last line.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

2. oh i gotta try one

We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
Only those words will do.

Happy Holidays to you
Is a phrase that won't do
You must say Merry Christmas
Or we scream and boo-hoo.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

3. Sweet! :)

[madamesilverspurs]

4. Twistmas!