“It’s not my fault that I look like Jesus.”

[n2doc]

A hairy fan has been banned from returning to a darts competition – because he looks like Jesus.

Bearded Nathan Grindal was booted out of last year’s Cash Converters Players Championship after the 5,000-strong crowd saw him on the big screen and chanted “Jesus”.

The Messianic cries put Phil “The Power” Taylor off at the oche and Nathan, 34, was asked leave the event at Butlins in Minehead, Somerset.

But when he tried to return last week for this year’s tournament, security pounced on the scraggly-bearded arrows fan.

Aussie electrician Nathan said: “Two big beef-head security guards dragged me into an office and told me they wouldn’t let me watch the darts."



http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jesus-lookalike-nathan-grindal-banned-2895176

[xfundy]

1. He couldn't be the real Jesus

He didn't appear in a piece of toast, nor had a cheeto shaped like him.

[Aristus]

2. He looks more like a Viking.

He doesn't look Middle-Eastern/Semitic at all...

[Cleita]

4. Yep. That's so true.

[BlueStreak]

6. Exactly. Everybody knows Jesus actually looks like this

Or maybe this



But certainly not

[LWolf]

15. That was my first thought. nt

[Skidmore]

3. People are so freakin' stupid.

[BlueStreak]

5. Well yeah.

It wouldn't be fair to let Our Lord and Master, he who can perform any miracle, be in a position to influence the outcome of the darts match.

[Warren DeMontague]

7. "Only the true messiah denies his divinity"

[NightWatcher]

8. Jesus was a Jew from the Middle East, that guy's white

Blondish red honky

[sakabatou]

9. My brother looked a lot more like Jesus when he was younger

than Nathan here.

[raging moderate]

10. Yes, he does look like a Viking.

He looks like a very young Erik the Red.

[silverweb]

11. ...

[JaneyVee]

12. He's the conservative version of Jesus. Blonde hair, white skin, blue eyes.

[uponit7771]

13. conservatives think all Jewish people from 2000 yrs ago looked more like them than what

... that whole book on the Christian religion says he did

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

14. I used to be called Jesus like that

I don't have a good pic from back then but here is one of me without my long hair (and a freshwater drum I caught one night. It was very good eating )


When ever someone would call me Jesus I would tell them they had the wrong pantheon, that I looked more like 'Uncle' Thor:

[sendero]

16. As if anyone..

... has much of an idea what Jesus looked like.

[PassingFair]

17. Jesus looks like Matthew McConaughey. Everyone knows this.

We just call him Matthew McConaughey Jesus.

[Glassunion]

18. I did no know Zakk Wylde played darts.

[RagAss]

19. The levels of ignorance involved here boggle the mind.

Only a qualified Stupidologist can address this..