I'm serious: When I read a quote from Sarah Palin, my Brain Neurons go into a tailspin.

[trumad]

via Charles Pierce:

"If you lose that foundation, John Adams was implicitly warning us, then we will not follow our constitution, there will be no reason to follow our constitution because it is a moral and religious people who understand that there is something greater than self, we are to live selflessly, and we are to be held accountable by our creator, so that is what our constitution is based on, so those revisionists, those in the lamestream media, especially, who would want to ignore what our founders actually thought, felt and wrote about in our charters of liberty - well, that's why I call them the lamestream media."

Princess Dumbass of the Northwoods would like to thank the local fire and rescue people for using the Jaws Of Life to extricate her from that sentence.

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/

[Cooley Hurd]

1. It's a damn shame that the first female Governor of Alaska...

...is a blithering idiot.

[Lasher]

3. Half Governor.

Couldn't stand the heat.

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

2. I'd rather have my teeth drilled than listen to that moron.

[janlyn]

4. Every time I hear her speak,

I can feel her sucking the IQ points out of my head!
I tend to say that any really bad music will be played in the waiting room of hell. I think it will be her voice doing the commercials!! Ahhhhh!

[Berlum]

5. "...we are to live selflessly..."

nice sentiment, Sarah, but you and your Republicon pals make a mockery of it daily.

Own your own freaking shadow, for Gawd's sake, and stop trying to project in on others.

Wake up and smell the RepubliStink (R).

[JEB]

6. No comprendo.

I get a word here and there.

[trusty elf]

7. MedUSA! MedUSA! MedUSA!

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[intaglio]

12. I saw that in the original

It's really scary.

[Voice for Peace]

29. scarier than this one?

[intaglio]

33. Oh, yes

In the Uffizi in a little passage near the "Birth of Venus" presented as a table top. It's slightly larger than life size and looks 3 dimensional.

[Voice for Peace]

34. i can see that would be pretty scary in real life

but this one of palin is profoundly scary. a horror unleashed
upon the world. HOWEVER I was just reading that once
her head was chopped off, Pegasus flew out

[Voice for Peace]

31. is it possible that she is responsible for turning the hearts of so many into stone?

[ronnie624]

8. Each succeeding phrase, bears no relation to the one preceding it.

Her words are pure gibberish, but every last wingnut will swear they hear profound meaning in them.

It's just weird as hell.

[warrior1]

9. translated

give me more $$$$$

[Martin Eden]

10. Sarah Palin's word salad is indigestible,

but some people swallow it eagerly.

[mstinamotorcity2]

11. Ex Governor Palin is mad at the World.

But its no one's fault that she just couldn't cut it. Or should I say knew how to cut it. A deal. She made a deal with herself. She knows exactly what she is doing. I don't give a damn what excuse she uses as her reason for leaving the Governorship it was always about the loot. As long as she was Governor she could not access unspent Campaign contributions, book deals, or any kind monetary improprieties. She had almost a million dollars handed to her as soon as she stepped down. She also had a reality show deal, Faux News Contributor, and guest appearance fees. She is no dummy. She knew what side the tea party cheddar was on. She is a direct descendant of the Freedom Heritage citizens United front. But I love how she is going down. She looks hideous. Skinny and over wrought. The narrative for an inciteful woman such as herself should be just what this trick ass broad gets. She is directly responsible for getting Congresswoman Giffords Shot. Her little map with the crosshairs was nothing but a prelude to violence. And when she got what republicans wanted she tried to step away from it and republicans tried to shield her ass from the heat https://www.facebook.com/notes/sarah-palin/dont-get-demoralized-get-organized-take-back-the-20/373854973434. Ms Palin is a piece of work. And I will say it again. In my opinion Princess Caribou can't hold anything. She can't hold a Governorship, a book deal or sales, a reality show, a job at Faux, a credible conversation, or a black ball player.

[freshwest]

22. +100

[Voice for Peace]

32. she's going to lose her looks quickly because of the inner ugliness.

Once she isn't sexy any more, the tea party movement may just die out.

I know, I know, nobody here thinks she's sexy or ever was.

[catbyte]

13. More wilted word salad

has she expressed her "concern" over the Obama's holiday card yet? I just know it's coming. Dumbass drama queen. What mature person feuds with their teenage daughter's baby daddy in public. Yeah, that's Indira Gandhi caliber...

[The_Commonist]

14. And that's the whole point of her. Don't you get that?

Mission Accomplished!
Sending your Brain Neurons into a tailspin is exactly the purpose of this woman's existence in the mediasphere.

The powers that be are perfectly happy to throw tuppence in her direction, simply because it gets people like you and me to waste our time talking about what a dolt she is. It's a teeny-tiny investment for them, and it keeps us coming back, again and again and again and again, to laugh at her antics. But she serves a very specific purpose.

If we spend our time laughing at these clowns, it's time we are not spending organizing, protesting, thinking of and working on solutions to solve the problems caused by her paymasters. She is a distraction, and we keep getting distracted. It's fun to laugh her, it's entertainment that can be done in pajamas from the couch. (like me, right now)This way, we don't actually have to DO anything.

She DOESN'T exist to really even get anyone to agree with her. If that happens, it a bonus. She exists to get people to DISagree with her. Over and over and over again. On and on, every day. Say something stupid and watch us idiot "liberals" waste our time talking about her word salads. She's not trying to express anything, her job is to destroy brain neurons. Seriously, her paymasters are laughing at us all the way to the bank. Every. Single. Day.

She also represents a payday for people like Charles Pierce. Would he... and I certainly love his way of twisting words into beautiful rhetorical sculptures... Or Rachel or Jon or any of the other "liberal pundits" even have a job if it weren't for the likes of Palin? Would they have anything to talk about at all? If the Palins of the world didn't exist, what would they talk about?

I was going to spend the next couple of hours in my pajamas, on the internet, until it starts snowing later. But I've just changed my mind. I'm tired of being a sucker. I'm tired of watching good people like you be suckers. I'm going to go do something productive instead.

Cheers!

[freshwest]

23. You win the thread.

[Blue_Tires]

37. ^^^^^^ This person gets it...

Been screaming that since day one about Palin and ALL the "let me say something really ignorant just to get the liberals in a tizzy" -crowd, ala Beck, Rush, Coulter, Malkin, Reibus, Gingrich, Erickson, Santorum, West, Trump, Hannity, anyone regularly on Fox News, whichever no-name nutbar clown claims to be the "head" of the Tea Party this week, etc. etc.

[Arkansas Granny]

15. I've tried, and failed, to make sense of her comments.

There is no way to make her rambling pronouncements resemble coherent speech.

[PearliePoo2]

16. She's a pathetic, mean dumb-ass who's also a...

Dominionist...Bircher...liar...wolf-killer and married to an AIP member (Alaska Independence Party).
She sucks.

[Katashi_itto]

17. Hey now, be nice. Shes a real pioneering force for bigoted, stupid people who have had no say in

the continued survival of humankind as a species until now. Look at this as Darwinism at work

[Coyotl]

18. Her new job is redefining stupid.

Her old job was defining stupid, but she quit that one.

[Vox Moi]

19. I am to be illogical

Sara not only creates new words and 'creative' syntax, she creates new fallacies. Illogical ones.

The above is a great example:
"… ignore what our founders actually thought, felt …"

I guess this could be considered a false attribution but she didn't even say what the founders were thinking … she just said that the lamestream media was ignoring them. If anybody on DU can help me classify this kind of loose verbiage. It just leaves me speechless.

I wish it did the same for her.

[SammyWinstonJack]

20. Word salad Sarah.

we are to live selflessly says the Queen of grift.

[doc03]

21. Then there is that voice, it's like finger nails on a chalk board n/t

[freshwest]

24. That entire run-on sentence is a description of the GOP Libertarian Teahadists. What a gift...

[napkinz]

25. I think the ACA covers this condition ...

[tblue37]

38. Who is the third person in the top row? nt

[NoOneMan]

26. She blargle-speaks easy non understand, but don't we all really nonesense

[Turbineguy]

27. I didn't read it all that closely but...

is she suggesting that she lives "selflessly"?

[VanillaRhapsody]

28. If there is anything that proves her theory of "Lamestream Media"

it's when SHE is on it...She is the epitome of Lamebrained.

[ismnotwasm]

30. Now I have a headache

I knew I shouldn't have tried to read it.

[Blue Owl]

35. Garbage in, garbage out

Spewing trash comes easy for the Wasilla Wonder

[Dwayne Hicks]

36. They have a term for this...

Its called diarrhea of the mouth.

[struggle4progress]

39. I don't read her quotes: I'm worried that whatever she has might be contagious