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Theres Now A Coloring Book To Teach Your Children To Love Ted Cruz
ThinkProgress
Are you a new parent terrified that the liberal media will turn your child into an Obama supporter? Or do you just need something to entertain your kids during those long drives to Tea Party rallies? If so, then a brand new coloring book is just the thing for your family! The Ted Cruz to the Future Comic Coloring Activity Book is a non-partisan, fact-driven view of how Texas Sen. Rafael Edward Ted Cruz became a U.S. senator and details, through his quotes and public information his ideas for what he believes will help America grow, according to its publisher Really Big Coloring Books.
Some of the non-partisan, fact-driven things children will learn from the new book are:
* Ted Cruz Is A Man Of Great Virility And Stamina: Many career establishment politicians are far too out of shape, old or overweight to even perform such a magnificent feat as standing on the Senate floor and talking for over 21 hours. But not Ted Cruz!
* Ted Cruz Can See The Future: Cruz spoke with clairvoyant precision about the quickly approaching Obama Care disaster.
The rest: http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/12/09/3036431/good-news-tea-party-parents-coloring-book-teach-children-love-ted-cruz/
Still don't believe me?
The goddam thing is available on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=coloring+books+and+ted+cruz&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acoloring+books+and+ted+cruz
MannyGoldstein
(34,589 posts)Out of stock.
WilliamPitt
(58,179 posts)Just saying this actually exists.
Besides, I bought them all.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Skittles
(153,148 posts)InAbLuEsTaTe
(24,122 posts)Electric Monk
(13,869 posts)Last edited Mon Dec 9, 2013, 09:31 PM - Edit history (1)
edit: I found higher res versions instead
http://www.coloringbook.com/ted-cruz-coloring-book.aspx
Junkdrawer
(27,993 posts)8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Dreams turn into nightmares while waiting for this coloring book!, December 9, 2013
By Daniel R Barnett (Dallas, TX United States) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME) This review is from: Ted Cruz to the Future - Comic Coloring Activity Book (Paperback)
Buyer beware! Ever since I ordered this product I have been having these recurring nightmares every night, the same one each time. It always happens on an icy December morning; I am standing in my yard watering my plants, and the fog is just really thick everywhere, when suddenly I see the mailman driving up. I think to myself, "Oh, he must be carrying my Ted Cruz to the Future - Comic Coloring Activity Book that I ordered a few days ago," and I walk up to the gate and wave to him.
But I don't see him wave back. I wave harder and harder and start yelling, but he doesn't turn to face me. Maybe the fog is really thick, and he didn't see? I start running towards the mail truck, but he drives right by without slowing in the slightest. And as I try to run after him I yell, "Stop! Stop!" but it is no use as it feels as if I am running in slow motion and that the mailman is in full speed as he turns the corner. Suddenly before he passes out of view, he throws something out of his window. Is it? Can it be? A Ted Cruz to the Future coloring book?!? I try to run up to it, but I can never get there. I am just running in place, running, running, and then I just wake up in a cold sweat. I never want to dream it again, but I am afraid it will be the same tonight too.
...
http://www.amazon.com/review/R2JBLUSGBS7AA4/ref=cm_cr_pr_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=1619530953&linkCode=&nodeID=&tag=
Gman
(24,780 posts)and they get to a lot of them.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)....if every meeting your 70+ group held started off by a head count to see who died since the last meeting.
Then there's the part where someone dozes off in their chair and everyone thinks they lost another one.
Gman
(24,780 posts)rdking647
(5,113 posts)constitute child abuse?
librechik
(30,674 posts)Blue Owl
(50,349 posts)AnotherDreamWeaver
(2,850 posts)(I have one...)
See pictures here: http://www.ask.com/wiki/Camellia_sinensis
Blue Owl
(50,349 posts)n/t
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)hootinholler
(26,449 posts)He can't tell grass root from tree roots!
Cha
(297,151 posts)is responsible for that?
UtahLib
(3,179 posts)lunasun
(21,646 posts)roguevalley
(40,656 posts)The new title is much better than the old one which was "Teddy the Turd Goes to Washington and Wastes $24 Billion in Taxpayer Funds on a Self-Aggrandizing Publicity Stunt While Working People Starve" which was too wordy for most three-year-olds. It's hard enough getting the little pukes to say "Well regulated militia." We learn how Teddy was born in the little town of Bethlehem, PA - not in some commie country - and there was no room at the inn so they put him in a basket and hid him in the Rush's buttcrack...but I don't want to spoil it! Ignore it today!
marmar
(77,073 posts)The Onion would probably consider this too wacky for publication.
progressoid
(49,978 posts)und mein Gott zu.
Mira
(22,380 posts)or "himmelherrgottsakrament".
(they do have long words, those Germans)
DetlefK
(16,423 posts)The first one is not german, it's bavarian.
Literal translation: "There you ly down."
It means: "Because of this, you will have to ly down." or "You will faint."
The second one just means "Heavens, ass and thread!" and is a collection of random words, but nevertheless a swear-word.
Mira
(22,380 posts)As you know that mine meant "heavensaviorsacrament" with sacrament alone also being a Bavarian swearword just for the hell of it.
Mich trifft der Schlag. "I'mbeingstruckbylightning"
Another one I love.
Nice to meet you DetlefK
grasswire
(50,130 posts)Zum Teufel!
(to the devil [with you])
mountain grammy
(26,619 posts)Johonny
(20,833 posts)surrealAmerican
(11,360 posts)I was seriously disappointed. I'll have to check back at Amazon in a few days. This is bound to attract some impressive commentary.
DinahMoeHum
(21,783 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)"I particularly like the part where Cruz's parents put him in a basket of rushes, and set him afloat on the Atlantic where he drifts, guided by the hand of God, to Canada."
feel free to add your own review......I am thinking up one for later addition.
Heather MC
(8,084 posts)Mine was more serious than funny
I did say "Don't buy this book unless you need a bird cage liner"
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Heather MC
(8,084 posts)NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)Read 'em and weep! An example:
The smighting of the Unbelievers shall soon proceed as soon as our next generation of God's Most Holy Army arises from the ranks of kindergartens nationwide, full of Love and Zeal for our Great Leader, and kills every Commie Liberal Socialist Fascist Democrat that stands in the way of the glorious merging of Church, State, and Corporations, just as prophesied in The Most Holy Republican Teabagger Bible!
Cha
(297,151 posts)KansDem
(28,498 posts)Berlum
(7,044 posts)Ain't that biblically verboten, or something? 'scuse me. Gotta wonder. What are the Occultist Republicons up to now?
malaise
(268,930 posts)ReTHUG Fundie madness!!
Botany
(70,490 posts)DinahMoeHum
(21,783 posts)Berlum
(7,044 posts)Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)B Calm
(28,762 posts)jmowreader
(50,553 posts)And if it wasn't for Will buying them all to keep them out of the hands of impressionable youth, you could have had one too.
Problem is, they drew him with no tentacles.
I actually read your post as "they drew him with no testicles" which would probably be a legitimate characterization of the twerp.
jmowreader
(50,553 posts)The scary one is the page about Ted's 21 hour filibuster. "Obama Care is not working," declared Ted. The people in the Evil Socialist Democratic Party(TM) said, "that's because it isn't in effect yet, dumbass."
bluemarkers
(536 posts)That's so cool!!!
"Virility and stamina", A porn star is born
OMG what a joke, for real this is a joke right?
For months now, I can't stand to look at his face or hear his voice, he is so swarmy and gross. I get that sick feeling in my stomach every time.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)I'm pretty sure the 10 Commandments are not a particularly good basis for the notion of "worship whatever God, if any, you want".
Rex
(65,616 posts)Who else would create such pomp crap to punish humanity?
Blue Owl
(50,349 posts)alfredo
(60,071 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)to the ever growing comments.
You know, where it asks "Is this comment helpful"....
My favorite one so far:
The new title is much better than the old one which was "Teddy the Turd Goes to Washington and Wastes $24 Billion in Taxpayer Funds on a Self-Aggrandizing Publicity Stunt While Working People Starve" which was too wordy for most three-year-olds.
UCmeNdc
(9,600 posts)blatant child propaganda?
JHB
(37,158 posts)...that might pay attention to more than the lines. "Ooh, lots of space to color in!"
It suffers the same fatal flaw as thousands of preachy things directed at "kids". It's just dull.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)I think this thing is for the Repub faithful.
Judging from their protest signs, they do not seem to be very literate.
JHB
(37,158 posts)They're for the parents and grandparents, to buy "for the kids" while stroking their own... er... let's just say "political team spirit".
trusty elf
(7,385 posts)[IMG][/IMG]
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)HHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
trusty elf
(7,385 posts)Thanks!
funny
trusty elf
(7,385 posts)I always enjoy your posts very much!
Mira
(22,380 posts)and it utter awe of your mind and capabilities.
trusty elf
(7,385 posts)LongTomH
(8,636 posts)It should be on the DU Facebook page for us to share!
trusty elf
(7,385 posts)I'm glad you liked it! Thanks.
liberalmuse
(18,672 posts)And the wheel barrow full of manure isn't completely to blame. This should be added as an insert into Cruz's Youth coloring book. Now THIS is something the kids would "get".
JHB
(37,158 posts)Really, what kid would get excited playing with this. Definitely a "just buying it for the kids" jerkfest for the parents.
On the other hand, it makes a nice template for experimenting with clown faces.
Beacool
(30,247 posts)dionysus
(26,467 posts)Beacool
(30,247 posts)He looks so snuggly and warm.
Thank you, dear.
grilled onions
(1,957 posts)But the farther he "cruze's" the farther back in time he goes until his modern SUV ends up as the Flintstone mobile. I could see him passing these things out at a rally that ranks up there there with "tea party fedoras" you know any hat with enough teabags to make a gallon of sun tea!)After all his fans couldn't have too much of the gray matter(white either)--what does it matter-- to carry on a great conversation so these books would come in handy. The only catch is they will charge for the crayons and it will be a hefty one!
Ganja Ninja
(15,953 posts)Imagine the smiles on kids faces when they wake up and find this under the tree.
LongTomH
(8,636 posts)Plucketeer
(12,882 posts)Ain' we 'sposed to give our gift moneys to that nice guvenur frum Wishconsin???
6000eliot
(5,643 posts)BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)L0oniX
(31,493 posts)NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)Outside of that one/two child policy, I figured they want the US to have China-like slums, too.
brett_jv
(1,245 posts)It was such a blight even the Chinese government couldn't tolerate it and finally tore it down.
Some interesting history there though ... for a while there it was quite the epitome of what happens when 'total laissez-faire' is in effect.
NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)but, I've been to China several times, and I remember some spectacular metro areas that make Manhattan look old & puny, but not far from there, you see places like my above picture where you're just stunned at the difference and wonder how so many people can live like that.
LongTomH
(8,636 posts)There won't be many trees left in a Republican America.
Junkdrawer
(27,993 posts)I particularly like the part where Cruz's parents put him in a basket of rushes, and set him afloat on the Atlantic where he drifts, guided by the hand of God, to Canada.
http://www.amazon.com/Ted-Cruz-Future-Coloring-Activity/dp/1619530953/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1386603195&sr=8-1&keywords=coloring+books+and+ted+cruz
L0oniX
(31,493 posts)Aw my review was rejected. Well it's the thought that counts.
L0oniX
(31,493 posts)Bennyboy
(10,440 posts)White, off white, off'r white and off'est white will be the only colors.
JimboBillyBubbaBob
(1,389 posts)No Kunta Kinte in this version I am sure!
JohnnyRingo
(18,624 posts)The first one there is pretty funny, and I consider that a challenge. Now I have something to do later tonight.
I expect to see many more as this makes the rounds on the internet.
agent46
(1,262 posts)At any given time, there are probably half a dozen religious cults in America using political leverage, propaganda and corporate money to establish a foothold in the mass culture and control in the halls of power. Ted Cruz's cult is just one of the more blatant ones these days, hoping to extend their 15 minutes of notoriety into a permanent beachhead in Washington. The power grab by Ted Cruz and his backers is basically just another affiliation of fascist authoritarian thugs using religion and media as a tool for influence and control over the slobs who actually pay attention to this disingenuous bullshit. Not to say Ted Cruz isn't dangerous. These days, we should never underestimate the threat of the fundamentalist mob mentality.
geomon666
(7,512 posts)So he has a massive cock and he knows how to use it? What is this shit?
Hekate
(90,645 posts)... and they know how to use him.
JEB
(4,748 posts)geardaddy
(24,926 posts)is on the "Ten Commandments" branch?
jtuck004
(15,882 posts)only $5.69.
In simpler times they used to just put coal in your stocking...
Happy Holidays...
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)underpants
(182,769 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)xulamaude
(847 posts)coloringbooks.com
You can even make your own...
Quixote1818
(28,928 posts)5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
Everyone Needs To Purchase This!
By Ikonos on December 9, 2013
Glorious Leader Ted Cruz now speaks to our Future Cadres! The Anointed One is now putting into action all that he learned at the feet of his father, Dearest Leader.
The smighting of the Unbelievers shall soon proceed as soon as our next generation of God's Most Holy Army arises from the ranks of kindergartens nationwide, full of Love and Zeal for our Great Leader, and kills every Commie Liberal Socialist Fascist Democrat that stands in the way of the glorious merging of Church, State, and Corporations, just as prophesied in The Most Holy Republican Teabagger Bible!
http://www.amazon.com/Ted-Cruz-Future-Coloring-Activity/dp/1619530953/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1386605765&sr=8-1&keywords=Ted+Cruz+to+the+future
NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)were helpful
arcane1
(38,613 posts)Tea Party Coloring Book:
http://www.amazon.com/Tea-Party-Coloring-Book-8-5x11/dp/193526656X/ref=sr_1_6?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1386605776&sr=1-6
We Shall Never Forget 9/11 Coloring Book (WTF?)
http://www.amazon.com/Shall-Never-Forget-Coloring-Book/dp/1935266977/ref=sr_1_10?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1386605776&sr=1-10
(That one for some reason claims bin Laden was Egyptian)
The Libertarian Party Coloring Book:
http://www.amazon.com/Libertarian-Party-Coloring-Activity-Book/dp/1619530945/ref=sr_1_24?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1386606356&sr=1-24
I feel sorry for the kids who get stuck with these!!
Aerows
(39,961 posts)This guy makes Newt look downright humble.
jsr
(7,712 posts)Rex
(65,616 posts)nolabels
(13,133 posts):noseholdingsmile:
geardaddy
(24,926 posts)Ugh. The Occupy coloring book? Tea Party and Tea Party 2?
NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)Has Richard Mellon Scaife gone out & bought 10,000 copies?
calimary
(81,220 posts)I remember when limbaugh became a "best-selling author." He used to have a TV show. With a set, and a stage, and he'd sit there and fart out the mouth only you could see it as opposed to just hearing it on the radio.
Well... if you DID go see, you might have noticed the backdrop on that set, behind where he'd be onstage, was a wall of his books. Quite literally - a WALL of his books. Stacks upon stacks. They covered the entire camera view behind him - in any shot from any angle. I'd bet hard money that those were all purchased by either his production company or his sponsor or some frickin' wrong-wing "think" tank to create this display. And of course, all those would be credited to him as sales, and even though in bulk-buys, it would still be enough to catapult him artificially to the top of the New York Times bestseller list. That's how it's done with ALL those screeds - ann coulter's, that-guy-whose-name-rhymes-with-VANITY's, dear-darling sarah palin's, EVERYBODY'S.
Just yet another sneaky-ass method of putting a thumb on the scale to create the illusion that these are hot topics and hot authors. And of course then that makes it far easier and more compelling to make the case for booking them on all the talk shows and all the news shows - "NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR dontchaknow?!?!?!" Basically just more mind-fucking. Which begets these snake-oilers getting even MORE exposure on the airwaves and in the review pages and keep them talked about and give them "credibility" so that they can then write columns and op/ed pieces that will get used because, after all, they are "NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHORS dontchaknow?!?!?!" And it's as phony as a three-dollar bill. Or ann romney's or ted cruz's sincerity, whichever comes up (like a hairball) first.
AAO
(3,300 posts)In a continuation of the company's popular series Tell the Truth - Tell it Often - Tell the Children designed for all ages to promote positive healthy discussion and understanding, Really Big Coloring Books®, Inc. (RBCB) turns complex challenges or issues into a relevant format with an emphasis for youth. The Cruz to the Future book is a non-partisan, fact-driven view of how Texas Sen. Rafael Edward Ted Cruz became a U.S. senator and details, through his quotes and public information his ideas for what he believes will help America grow. Cruz has openly identifies with the Tea Party and garners support from the Republican Liberty Caucus and many independents including democrats. The Washington Post calls Cruz s Texas senate election victory the biggest upset ... a true grassroots victory against very long odds. Texas Sen. Rafael Edward Ted Cruz has become a rejuvenation for the Tea Party movement in the U.S. His 21-hour speech on the Senate floor in September 2013 propelled Cruz into the national spotlight. Cruz s beliefs and actions stir much emotion in those following the political realm, he is a modern 'superhero' to many and looked upon in adoration and abomination by some. 'The Cruz to the FutureTM coloring book is suitable for any student desk in America, as millions of people across the country admire, respect and portray Mr. Cruz as a positive role model for children, stated publisher Wayne Bell. Parents have told our company they enjoy modern day heroes and positive role models in children's literature and Mr. Cruz as a sitting U.S. Senator certainly meets the criteria', continued Bell. RBCB created this comic coloring and activity book not as an endorsement of Sen. Ted Cruz but rather as an educational tool to be used in schools and perhaps as a handout for groups, clubs and organizations. Information to contact Cruz, through both direct mail and social media, is presented at the end of the book. He is a positive role model worthy of study in any school. All information is fact-based, evidenced in truth and is made available to the public. The book is designed for children of all ages as well as parents, teachers and educators and may be used in the classroom as a tool to promote discussion on issues relevant to the subject matter. Not only do pages describe Cruz s early years, education and Tea Party stance in an easy way for parents and educators to explain to their children and students, but crossword puzzles and words searches along with other games and activities provide thought-provoking information and steps for more research. This book displays topics such as small business and the Pledge of Allegiance and Cruz s views on them.
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)polichick
(37,152 posts)and take Psycho Sarah while you're at it. Thanks!
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)the book description(where you click to "read more" about the book)
reads like campaign material and asked if Amazon endorses Cruz.
Feel free to do the same.
Maybe after a few comments about it, Amazon will re-think offering the book.
emsimon33
(3,128 posts)mnmoderatedem
(3,724 posts)Are we sure it isn't aimed at his constituents, and not children?
NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)that it is aimed at most Teabaggers
Cha
(297,151 posts)mountain grammy
(26,619 posts)packman
(16,296 posts)is his last name: "Cruz"-cruising. If we were dealing with given names like the American Indians did-names that suggested their future or path on life- he'd be called Ted Vomit in Mouth or Ted without a Thought.
Gothmog
(145,129 posts)L0oniX
(31,493 posts)underpants
(182,769 posts)Spirochete
(5,264 posts)I used up all my orange ones on the John Boehner one.
Nay
(12,051 posts)n****r brown
c***k yellow
r*****n red
The fact that this 'coloring book' even exists says volumes about this country, unfortunately.
mainer
(12,022 posts)Who is buying these things? The Cruz family?
nolabear
(41,959 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,174 posts)That way I can give it to my neighbor -- it'll make a nice addition to their PC monitor that has white-out all over the screen from their numerous postings on the intertubes.
treestar
(82,383 posts)2naSalit
(86,536 posts)gun rights and free enterprise are leaves that come out of the ten commandments branch?
I hope it winds up like SP's and GW's books, the recycle bin!!!
greiner3
(5,214 posts)Are 1 star with the 7th giving 3.
At least this latter is 'sort' of honest;
"17 of 17 people found the following review helpful
Like the Bible!!
By Shari Lewis on December 9, 2013
I particularly like the part where Cruz's parents put him in a basket of rushes, and set him afloat on the Atlantic where he drifts, guided by the hand of God, to Canada."
I do not want to read the book in order to find out if this is snarky, although me thinks it is.
BTW, the 1 star ratings are along the lines of what I'd write.
janlyn
(735 posts)everyone on the side of the batshit crazy right wing would be happy!
Wounded Bear
(58,647 posts)All hail his noodly appendage!
nonoxy9
(236 posts)ReRe
(10,597 posts)Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)jmowreader
(50,553 posts)geardaddy
(24,926 posts)"I have one question, and I ask it with all sincerity. Is there a crayon in the color of blind ambition?"
Matariki
(18,775 posts)mstinamotorcity2
(1,451 posts)And bet not find it in my grand kids school.
emsimon33
(3,128 posts)Here's a sample:
"I particularly like the part where Cruz's parents put him in a basket of rushes, and set him afloat on the Atlantic where he drifts, guided by the hand of God, to Canada. "
Cha
(297,151 posts)adirondacker
(2,921 posts)Blue Idaho
(5,048 posts)Add this to the rest of their efforts to generate as much cash from their elected office. Ever wonder why the House votes 40+ times to kill Obamacare, and passed endless bills that limit Women's rights, or to take money from the poor - the sick - and the old? Well there is a sick "base" out there that loves this kind of mean spirited red meat. Congress critters know this shit will never go anywhere but its terrific fundraising fodder and it drives up their speaking fees.
Teapublicans don't view holding office as serving the nation, they see it as a way to increase their personal wealth.
Always have, always will.
TNNurse
(6,926 posts)The reviews at Amazon, it is worth your time. Some are quite wonderful.
onethatcares
(16,166 posts)are they coming out with a santorum version of it???
ChangeUp106
(549 posts)From the 21-hour Epic Speech chapter:
"Truth-be-known, a lot of the career establishment politicians are far too out of shape, old or overweight to even perform such a magnificent feat, God bless them all."
"The speech was important because millions of Americans believe Obama Care is worse than any war"
No f'ing way this is real.
Nine
(1,741 posts)Such a bizarre editorial choice. Makes it seem like his criminal alias.
Sorry, the English major in me is squirming.
scarletwoman
(31,893 posts)TimeToEvolve
(303 posts)straight from the "Ministry of Truth"
gopiscrap
(23,756 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)I'd like to know what the name is, for that odd shape of his head.
shenmue
(38,506 posts)How many sides does that have?
Katashi_itto
(10,175 posts)Nanjing to Seoul
(2,088 posts)Ted Cruz can see the future.
Oh. My. Fucking. God!
Botany
(70,490 posts)blkmusclmachine
(16,149 posts)NBachers
(17,103 posts)Last edited Tue Dec 10, 2013, 10:46 AM - Edit history (1)
Shouldn't this book be over in the colon cleansing section?Shouldn't this book be over in the colon cleansing section? Proper elimination for a tea-bagger nation. Then it could be a runny-way best seller.
On edit- Yes, they posted it!
NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)let us know if it gets posted.
Mine was "A Cruz future looks bleak" or something like that.
Enrique
(27,461 posts)remember most of his fans are teabaggers.
roguevalley
(40,656 posts)Ted Cruz, the Canadian Senator from Texas can cure gall stones by putting his hands on you. Oh wait, that's his dad and his master, Benny Hinn. As you can see on the cover, Ted Cruz values his own roots. They start in Cuba where his father was born and end up in Canada where Theodore was born. Next time you hear him judge another person on their Murikanism, remember he came from a foreign land and doesn't know better.
Bless his heart.
the reviews are awesome.
3catwoman3
(23,973 posts)...wishes he had thought of this. At least then Wisconsin kids would have something in their stockings.
Nika
(546 posts)donheld
(21,311 posts)nikto
(3,284 posts)LongTomH
(8,636 posts)You're crunchy and taste good with ketchup!
Hekate
(90,645 posts)I wonder when the other side will show up ...
HillWilliam
(3,310 posts)reichwingers aren't evolved enough to handle crayons. Most of us are pretty sure they don't even own a pair of opposible thumbs (or a full set of teeth).
Rex
(65,616 posts)Is it supposed to talk or something? I SWEAR that man is the anti-christ!