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Toon: I am not a racist... (Original Post) Playinghardball Dec 2013 OP
Heh heh. How true. K&R. ck4829 Dec 2013 #1
Good one! Here's a few, btw. AverageJoe90 Dec 2013 #2
I detest Dr. Phi, however... LisaLynne Dec 2013 #3
I think you could put anything you like in the first panel and the point would stand. Donald Ian Rankin Dec 2013 #4
 

AverageJoe90

(10,745 posts)
2. Good one! Here's a few, btw.
Tue Dec 10, 2013, 12:57 PM
Dec 2013

"I'm not a racist.....but I think Asians are bad drivers."
"I'm not a racist.....but black people are idiots."
"I'm not a racist.....but only white people can be racist."
"I'm not a racist.....but all white people are racists."
"I'm not a racist.....but we ought to deport all the goddam Mexicans in this town"
"I'm not a racist.....but every Korean is a secret spy for Pyongyang."
"I'm not a racist.....but you Indians are all drunkards."
"I'm not a racist.....but the Jews are all out to get us."
"I'm not a racist.....but every Arab is a savage Islamist who wants to eradicate the Jewish people."

And here's a classic.....

"I'm not a racist.....but Obama is a secret Kenyan-born Muslim Fascist Communist anti-colonial tyrant who wants to enslave white people and create a Masonic-Jewish-Talmudist-Satanist-Kabbalist-Occultist-Luciferian world order where everyone is a slave to the Globalists.....equally."

LisaLynne

(14,554 posts)
3. I detest Dr. Phi, however...
Tue Dec 10, 2013, 01:00 PM
Dec 2013

(or BUT), he has a catch phrase of sorts along the lines of "but" negates everything you've said before. And I think that does tend to be true, especially with that statement.

Donald Ian Rankin

(13,598 posts)
4. I think you could put anything you like in the first panel and the point would stand.
Tue Dec 10, 2013, 01:57 PM
Dec 2013

"But" is a strange word.

"A but B" technically means "I believe both A and B to be true", but it's usually *used* to mean "I believe B to be true, but I don't really believe A".
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