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WilliamPitt

(58,179 posts) Wed Dec 11, 2013, 10:27 PM Dec 2013

There once was a guy who sold newspapers.

There once was a guy who sold newspapers.

Every day, a man would come, buy a paper, scan the front page, growl, and throw the paper away.

One day, the newspaper guy asked the man what he was doing.

"Checking the obituaries," said the man.

The newspaper guy replied, "Sir, the obituaries are on page 33."

The man replied, "When the son of a bitch I'm looking for dies, it'll be on the front page."

My life in a nutshell.