Caption this: Megyn Kelly

[Coyotl]

Megyn Kelly Quotes
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/m/megyn_kelly.html#bKD5e7jRmDADGjLV.99

"I'm the worst tweeter ever. I don't know what I'm doing. I really don't."



Actual quotes:
"Before I got into TV, I wasn't fashionable at all."
"I remember thinking that I'd never show my arms on TV, but over time you loosen up."

Here is the blank file. Have fun:

[hobbit709]

1. The bleach ate my brain.

[Voice for Peace]

18. I think you are on to something.. all that makeup and hair products

are incredibly toxic and could possibly explain (for real)
the rapid deterioration of this woman's intelligence.

[Warpy]

2. "I've got a bottle of peroxide and I know how to use it"

"Ten years of being a legal mouthpiece for big corporations qualify me to tell you people how to think"

[underpants]

3. Mandela was white that's a historical fact, it just is

[underpants]

4. Santa is white too he has to be because Mrs. Claus is white

That just makes sense it just does

[Coyotl]

22. And Santa Claus ain't no Saint Nick! St. Nickolas was a bishop, a celibate, who renounced wealth!

Somehow, the truth of St. Nick escapes the Anglo model of this saint.

"Obeying Jesus' words to 'sell what you own and give the money to the poor,'
Nicholas used his whole inheritance to assist the needy, the sick, and the suffering."

http://www.stnicholascenter.org/pages/who-is-st-nicholas/

[rurallib]

5. Parents: If your children have this empty head,

vapid face with eyes that can't seem to focus they are on drugs or Fox News.

[underpants]

6. Yes I am aware that I am the only blonde on Fox that is behind a desk and not showing lots of leg

[HappyMe]

7. "I'm not sure if I like these earrings. I'm really not."

"I'm just reading stuff. I'm not a reporter. I'm really not. I'm a reader."

[spanone]

8. 'if i didn't look like this, i'd be wearing a headset at a wendy's drive thru window, fer sure'

[caraher]

9. "Jesus spoke English, that's a historical fact, it just is"

I wonder what she'd say about the race of Zwarte Piet were she Dutch?

[Coyotl]

13. DUZY that be.

[Voice for Peace]

16. Jesus AND St. Nicholas spoke English, and with the founding fathers, to boot.

Twas over crumpets and tea, in the garden.

[caraher]

20. It's all recorded in the Bible

Or the Constitution, I'm not sure which... but I'm pretty sure there's a picture of the event where it occurred...

[Voice for Peace]

21. I've never really looked at this picture closely before.

there seems to be some of the left/right hand
of the father stuff going on? I'm sure it's packed
full of woeful details. must research, lol.

on edit.. I have changed my judgmental opinion
of the painting after closer look.

[Coyotl]

29. Follow the link and scroll over the image for the painter's interpretations.

The Professor,
He tightly holds his "Origin of Species" book by Charles Darwin. This represents the liberal's control of our educational system. His smug expression describes the attitude of many of the educational elite. There is no room for God in education. There is contempt for any other viewpoints. Humanism dominates the educational system of America and I believe that is wrong. Notice that he is the only one sitting on the top step. He tries to place himself on an equal footing with God, but he is still nothing next to the intelligence of the Creator.

[Voice for Peace]

31. agree about all the folks in the bottom right.. he has some weird notions

but I was also struck by all the great people included among
the righteous.

and his text about the painting was .. well, I can overlook
people's religious notions to an extent .. tender.

The "Row vs. Wade" sic judge weeping is a bit much.
and I don't know how we are supposed to know that baby
has a disability.

It's definitely all about Jesus and believing Jesus was
the inspiration for America and the Constitution. But it's
otherwise not right-wing as I had thought.

[NYC_SKP]

40. Here:

http://jonmcnaughton.com/content/ZoomDetailPages/OneNationUnderGod.html

[Feral Child]

30. Was that

the Last Crumpets and Tea?

[Voice for Peace]

32. I'm not sure if it was the last, or the first.

It may have been at the continental congress, during ww2.

[Electric Monk]

38. Jesus spoke American, you mean

[polichick]

10. "Im perfect for Fox. They only hire morons, you know."

[JHB]

11. Hey, my background is as a lawyer. We don't uncover the truth...

...we make a case for our paying clients.

[Voice for Peace]

33. is her background as a lawyer? that indeed could be an accurate quote.

[Coyotl]

35. Yes, she is, "I'm a soulless lawyer. Give me any opinion and I can argue it."

More quotes:

"As a lawyer, I could engage in killer litigation with the best of them. It was war, after all."

"When I went to law school, which I put myself through for $100,000 dollars of debt, I didn't expect anybody to pay for my health insurance, which I had none of."

[11 Bravo]

12. Did you know that my name is an anagram for Ken yell gym? What's that shit about?

Sure, I yell. And yeah, I've been to a gym. But I'm not a Ken, I'm a fucking Barbie!

[shenmue]

14. Duh... lights are pretty

My brain fell out, did someone see if it rolled under the table?

[Voice for Peace]

15. I think I see a hint of despair creeping up behind her brain.

[Botany]

17. I've got looks, money, fame, and power and I don't give a shit about you.

[closeupready]

46. As a gay man, you can have her. Want nothing to do with her.

On any level.

She'd probably be happiest with a mirror, besides.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

19. "CNN wanted me to be 3rd Assistant Weathergirl, but being a reporter is more kewler."

[lpbk2713]

23. "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."

[Rex]

24. The Eye of Murdoch opens!

[Fumesucker]

25. "Give Me Dirty Laundry"

[HappyMe]

44. "I'm the bubble headed bleach blonde!"

[Johonny]

26. White Santa acquires presents, black Santa loots presents everyone knows that.

[dembotoz]

27. i just read shit and those fools believe it

[sakabatou]

28. Fox News replaces Kelly with a cardboard cutout: no one notices

[napkinz]

34. essentially ...

[Coyotl]

36. I like this Fox meme

[Coyotl]

41. This one popped on Fb this morning.

Americans Against the Tea Party
https://www.facebook.com/NoTeaParty
The OFFICIAL facebook page of www.aattp.org
We are Americans Against The Tea Party (AATTP).

[Coyotl]

37. Stewart Demolishes Megyn Kelly and Fox for Freaking Out Over Santa’s Race and the War on Christmas™

VIDEO here:

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/stewart-demolishes-megyn-kelly-and-fox-for-freaking-out-over-santas-race-and-the-war-on-christmas%E2%84%A2/

[jmowreader]

39. The AP reported on Megyn Kelly's new Faux show

The accompanying photo of her showed them applying more makeup to her when she was already wearing quite a bit. They could have illustrated this thing quite a few ways...interviewing someone, talking to a producer, anything. That the only usable picture they had was her getting makeup tends to suggest they thought Kelly's show was going to be style without substance - which appears to be accurate.

[Coyotl]

42. Here's a new meme from dKos

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

43. More revisionist history

[Coyotl]

45. DUzy material for sure.

[LisaLynne]

47. It's verifiable! nt

[Coyotl]

48. "We're Not White Guys, Megyn Kelly" By Jesus and St. Nicholas

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017164766