Megyn Kelly: "I AM WHITE. I JUST AM. BLONDE?? NOT SO MUCH."

[yellowcanine]

The roots never lie.

[Fumesucker]

1. ...

[yellowcanine]

3. Doesn't everyone keep the pepper spray next to the grill to blast the steaks?

[HockeyMom]

2. Only her hairdresser knows for sure

I worked many years ago for the company that marketed that line. No, I never used their product. What is wrong with being a "Mousey Brown"?

[Rex]

4. Was Jesus a true Blondie Megyn?

I hear Santa dyed his beard and hair for 500 years.

I hear tell that Rudolph's nose is not really red, but that it is somewhat blue in color.

[yellowcanine]

5. Pretty sure Jesus had dark hair and did not dye it or bleach it.

He likely did not even bathe that much. I suspect we would not have been that comfortable with the personal hygiene of Jesus.

[indepat]

6. What a fu*king fuc*-tard, f*ck-wad Megyn Kelly is in all her

sactimonious, reichous, hypocritical persona.

[napkinz]

7. essentially ...