Help poor Megyn Kelly and complete this sentence: Jesus and Santa are.........?

[OmahaBlueDog]

In the spirit of the Holiday Season, Help Megyn out and fix this for her.

Jesus and Santa are.........?

[Blanket Statements]

1. Make believe

[NRaleighLiberal]

2. "...definitely NOT watching Faux news!"

[pscot]

3. She should know

She went to highschool in Bethlehem.

[jaysunb]

4. I'm speechless.....n/t

[idwiyo]

5. Not real. Never mind about Jesus/white statement. Unfrigginbelievable.

[Ilsa]

6. teh stoopid iz strong in this one.

Beyond words.

[arthritisR_US]

7. Married. nt

[Warren Stupidity]

13. For the win.

[Raine]

8. not her property. nt

[MattBaggins]

9. Fairy tales?

[bluestate10]

10. Cut her some slack. Megyn Kelly only see people of color when they are cleaning her office

or house, otherwise she doesn't see them. She can't wrap her head around the idea that Jesus was born in the Middle East and had brown skin. She only see Jewish people like Bibi, who is a European strain Jewish person, the majority of whom came to the Middle East after World War II. Kelly is just one more of the dumb asses holding anchor chairs at Fox News.

[hatrack]

11. . . . not coming down the chimney on December 24th.

A stupid woman on a stupid network designed for stupid people.

[Blue_In_AK]

12. ...fictional characters?

I guess the jury is out on Jesus as to whether or not he really existed, but Santa Claus (not to be confused with St. Nicholas), definitely fictional.

[Beacool]

14. You know that she totally screwed the pooch when even the Freepers are making fun of her ignorance.

[LadyHawkAZ]

15. "sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G"

It's age-appropriate to the average mental age at Faux.

[OmahaBlueDog]

24. I like that one!

[Warpy]

16. If I said what I'd like to say

that pustule she calls a head would explode and splatter all over the place.

Since a few others at DU might join her, I'll refrain.

[HangOnKids]

17. Gonna push me out of my job in a year or so....

I just don't have the looks to keep competing...

[jberryhill]

18. ...both disgusted with Megyn Kelly

Jesus is sending her to Hell, and Santa is giving her the coals to burn with.

[Electric Monk]

19. American

[brettdale]

20. Jesus and Santa

Are two people who would hate Fox news with a passion, they would hate what you do so much, even they
would be angry and mad and upset, they would hate your race baiting, your homophobic tendencies, they would
hate your manipulative ways and how you try to make people be against health care for poor people, just so the
sponsors of your tv show will be happy.

They would be happy if people gave to the poor, they would be happy if people were nice, if they lived in the
same era, they would be friends, they may even hold hands, maybe even kiss, who knows?

They certainly wouldn't like what you do for a living, but they would respect that's its your choice.

[KG]

21. ...pigments of her imagination

[Coyotl]

34. DUZY that be.

[Cresent City Kid]

22. So what color is the Easter Bunny?

[Douglas Carpenter]

23. Middle Eastern"

[OmahaBlueDog]

26. ..or we could also say Mediterranean

St. Nick is from Greece, I believe. Jesus was born in I/P.

Olive skin and dark hair are a fair guess for both....

[Douglas Carpenter]

30. Actually - St Nicholas was a Christian Bishop in what is now modern day Turkey

Born in Patara, a land that is part of present-day Turkey, circa 280, St. Nicholas was a Christian bishop who helped the needy. After his death, the legend of his gift-giving grew. St. Nicholas transformed into the legendary character called Santa Claus, who brings Christmas presents to children around the world.

He lost both of his parents as a young man and reportedly used his inheritance to help the poor and sick. A devout Christian, he later served as bishop of Myra, a city that is now called Demre.

Reputation

There are many legends about St. Nicholas of Myra. One story tells how he helped three poor sisters. Their father did not have enough money to pay their dowries and thought of selling them into servitude. Three times, St. Nicholas secretly went to their house at night and put a bag of money inside. The man used the money so that one of his daughters could marry. On the third visit, the man saw St. Nicholas and thanked him for his kindness. He also reportedly saved three men who were falsely imprisoned and sentenced to death

In America, St. Nicholas went through many transformations and eventually Sinter Klaas became Santa Claus. Instead of giving gifts on December 6, he became a part of the Christmas holiday. In the 1820 poem "An Account of a Visit from St. Nicholas" by Clement Clarke Moore, he is described as a jolly, heavy man who comes down the chimney to leave presents for deserving children and drives a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer. The cartoonist Thomas Nast added to the St. Nicholas legend with an 1881 drawing of Santa as wearing a red suit with white fur trim. Once a kind, charitable bishop, St. Nicholas had become the Santa Claus we know today.

http://www.biography.com/people/st-nicholas-204635

[Coyotl]

36. And, needless to say I presume, there is no Ms. Bishop Nickolas (without a first name).

The sexism overfloweth in the Santa a Claus myth, what with Mrs. Claus not even having a first name.
No wonder Santa is sooo white!

[libtodeath]

25. Myths

[spanone]

27. 'santa is a historical figure', yes megyn, just like the tooth fairy and the easter bunny

[JoePhilly]

32. ... who are also white!

[underpants]

28. Playing Candy Crush

[Beaverhausen]

29. "...my next guests "

[Lil Missy]

31. Jesus and Santa are women n/t

[Tom_Foolery]

33. "...both disappointed in you, Megyn!" n/t

[Coyotl]

35. "Jesus and Santa are both alive and well. Yes kids, Jesus died once, but he's better now."

[riversedge]

37. Dear ME-GYN: In case parents are forcing kids to watch your vile show--tell

the kids they are multicultural unisex people who love them.

[pkdu]

38. Natives of Provo , Utah ?

[BlueToTheBone]

39. Myths. n/t

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

40. "...are a couple of fucking socialists. That Pope bastard too!" nt

[OmahaBlueDog]

43. Just out there distributing toys to kids who've done nothing to earn them at all

..except for "being good", which we should just come to expect as part of society.

If Santa would, instead, allow these kids to grap the bottom rung of the economic ladder, we'd be so much better off. How could this be accomplished? Obviously by giving presents to business owners, who could then allow these kids an opportunity at an entry level wage.

[Iggo]

41. Fiction. (n/t)

[Arugula Latte]

42. As real as Fox News stories.

[bpj62]

44. Are sitting in a bar and in walks the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny.

She is the walking talking epitome of the "bubble headed bleach blond who comes on at 5", she can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye. Get the widow on the set we need dirty laundry.