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Jesus Malverde

(10,274 posts)
Thu Dec 19, 2013, 01:03 PM Dec 2013

"It is like every vile southern stereotype rolled up into one."

These guys are fake fake fake. I'm guessing even their bigotry is a story line...

We're being played...

Before meeting the Hollywood producers..


After meeting the Hollywood producers..


Willie Robertson (The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (1992)) is married to Korie Robertson who has credits for Fox and Friends (1998) and the The O'Reilly Factor (1996). The family has a long history in the media business.

"Racist dad" was a star quarterback at Louisiana Tech University. Teammate was Terry Bradshaw.

The show—a reality sitcom showcasing the semiscripted high jinks of Phil, his brother “Uncle Si,” his four sons, Alan, Willie, Jase, and Jep, and the perpetually exasperated but always perfectly accessorized Robertson-family ladies—has become the biggest reality-TV hit in the history of cable television, reportedly earning the family a holy shit–worthy $200,000-an-episode paycheck. It’s a funny, family-friendly show, with “skits that we come up with,” as Phil describes the writing process. They plunder beehives. They blow up beaver dams. And when the Robertson-family ladies go up to a rooftop in a hydraulic lift, you just know that lift will “accidentally” get stuck and strand them.


It’s easy to see the appeal. The Robertsons are immensely likable. They’re funny. They look cool. They’re “smarter than they look,” says sportswriter Mark Schlabach, who co-writes the family’s books.


their faith or one another has been a staple of every media article about the Robertson family. It’s their elevator pitch, and it has made them into ideal Christian icons:


Not only are the Robertsons among the most famous people in the country, they also happen to be among the most recognizable. You can spot them from a mile away with those beards. Imagine Johnny Depp walking around every day in his Jack Sparrow costume and you begin to get an idea


“Let’s face it,” he says. “Three, four, five years, we’re out of here. You know what I’m saying? It’s a TV show. This thing ain’t gonna last forever. No way.”


Read More http://www.gq.com/entertainment/television/201401/duck-dynasty-phil-robertson

This whole outrage is contrived and plays to their base. The republicans showed us long ago that bigotry sells. This is the show business version of it. Coming soon the story of the Robertson family redemption. It will be as hilarious as sending a "redneck" to a yoga class...



Now if willie was the popped collar DB from the first picture would anyone
A be surprised he's doing yoga
B think it was funny,
C appeal to any base
D watch it.

Put into context we see how fake and contrived this whole storyline is...

Note: I've never watched the show..
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"It is like every vile southern stereotype rolled up into one." (Original Post) Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 OP
As with all "reality TV"... Here's another pic of the brothers: SomethingFishy Dec 2013 #1
Thanks! Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #7
well, I, for one, would not recognize them. heck, until a couple of weeks ago, had never even heard niyad Dec 2013 #2
Yep, phony baloney just like Dan Whitney RandiFan1290 Dec 2013 #3
To be fair, he at least admits that LTCG is a character. riqster Dec 2013 #6
This is true RandiFan1290 Dec 2013 #8
THAT is some scary stupid. Really? riqster Dec 2013 #9
So true...as is Andrew Dice Clay. RagAss Dec 2013 #14
Or this rich preppie Ivy League asshole.... YoungDemCA Dec 2013 #16
^^^^^This^^^^^ Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #18
+1 jsr Dec 2013 #52
He's a guy from Nebraska who fakes a Southern accent. nomorenomore08 Dec 2013 #35
actually when I went to school in Lincoln hfojvt Dec 2013 #47
LOLz Blue_Tires Dec 2013 #4
And I think "Grizzly Adams" or riqster Dec 2013 #10
UNIX Programmer.. Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #11
Never saw the show, never will see the show life long demo Dec 2013 #5
i had the misfortune to be bored enough to catch part of one show when i was sick one day. dionysus Dec 2013 #12
no wonder they are the perfect people to be pitching myth and superstition as reality lol nt msongs Dec 2013 #13
It is perfect, a product created to serve an audience. Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #19
thank you for putting this analysis together. As Jim Gaffigan would say, "It's all McDonalds" Pretzel_Warrior Dec 2013 #15
That was funny and on target Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #37
For a second there I thought this was about Tyler Perry's latest Madea crapfest. Initech Dec 2013 #17
GOP Politicians Defend ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star’s Right to Anti-Gay Comments Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #20
all these schmucks running to their defense are being played as the fools they are NightWatcher Dec 2013 #21
I disagree. stage left Dec 2013 #22
NOT TRUE Filmmaker78 Dec 2013 #23
Did you get one of Jep's holiday cards too? TBF Dec 2013 #24
Amazing..nt Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #26
Is that one of the stars MattBaggins Dec 2013 #33
The Hollywood producers at the Outdoor Channel? Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #25
How do I explain it? Filmmaker78 Dec 2013 #27
Interesting... and welcome to DU. Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #28
Happy to help! Filmmaker78 Dec 2013 #29
Welcome to DU Boom Sound 416 Dec 2013 #36
Do you know what Willie Robertson was The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (1992)? Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #30
Per IMDb Filmmaker78 Dec 2013 #31
Thanks for clarifying the date part. It was confusing. Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #34
Wow Damage control is out in force for this guy MattBaggins Dec 2013 #32
If that was directed at me... Filmmaker78 Dec 2013 #38
Welcome to DU, 78. Kurovski Dec 2013 #39
Where was it linked? Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #40
Yes let us see the link HangOnKids Dec 2013 #55
There are no good people that claim other religions murder because "there's no Jesus". icymist Dec 2013 #45
Yeah, they had their beards ever since they started being on TV in their "backwoods" persona. El_Johns Dec 2013 #46
Thanks for that picture! Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #48
I added this picture of uncle Si in his army uniform. Career military, retired in '93. El_Johns Dec 2013 #49
More great background... Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #41
Duck Dynasty BIGGEST PROOF on how the show is FAKE Jesus Malverde Dec 2013 #42
That video was a bit ridiculous... Agschmid Dec 2013 #43
Did you shave your head so you could be on a reality show trying to sell people that you were El_Johns Dec 2013 #50
No ones offered yet... Agschmid Dec 2013 #51
Point is, the beards came when they started making videos & TV. Because someone thought it El_Johns Dec 2013 #53
I don't see how... Agschmid Dec 2013 #54
Do they also pretend to be backwoods hicks while having Masters degrees? El_Johns Dec 2013 #56
Well yah... Agschmid Dec 2013 #57
I think you understand what I'm saying, so no sense continuing this foolery. El_Johns Dec 2013 #58
I've always called it The Cracker Minstrel Show Tom Ripley Dec 2013 #44

niyad

(113,278 posts)
2. well, I, for one, would not recognize them. heck, until a couple of weeks ago, had never even heard
Thu Dec 19, 2013, 01:10 PM
Dec 2013

of something called "duck dynasty" (and when I did, kept looking for donald, huey, dewie and louie). as for the beards--at least a couple dozen guys I know sport long beards (including some of the natural santas here in town).

may they retire to the obscurity they merit.

 

YoungDemCA

(5,714 posts)
16. Or this rich preppie Ivy League asshole....
Thu Dec 19, 2013, 02:03 PM
Dec 2013

..who happened to have a cowboy hat and a fake Texan accent.

hfojvt

(37,573 posts)
47. actually when I went to school in Lincoln
Sun Dec 22, 2013, 01:47 AM
Dec 2013

I noticed a number of people with a southern-sounding twang. Being from South Dakota and Wisconsin, I was like "dang, I seem to be in the South".

And that was in the urban Lincoln. Go out to Kearney or down to Beatrice and it is probably more so.

But don't notice southern accents in Kansas.

Blue_Tires

(55,445 posts)
4. LOLz
Thu Dec 19, 2013, 01:13 PM
Dec 2013
"Not only are the Robertsons among the most famous people in the country, they also happen to be among the most recognizable. You can spot them from a mile away with those beards. Imagine Johnny Depp walking around every day in his Jack Sparrow costume and you begin to get an idea"

Of course I'm from a generation who sees those beards and instantly thinks "Pro wrestler from the 1980s" or "ZZ Top"

dionysus

(26,467 posts)
12. i had the misfortune to be bored enough to catch part of one show when i was sick one day.
Thu Dec 19, 2013, 01:56 PM
Dec 2013

They were having some big anniversary party for the company, and made this massive duck call out of a log. they didn't have time to test it and the whole contrived drama was whether or not they could get the duck call to work by using a leaf blower.

after much drama, they were able to get to the duck call to make some not very loud, warbling fart type noise, and everyone was like YAY!!!!!!

it was one of the most contrived things I have ever seen...

Jesus Malverde

(10,274 posts)
19. It is perfect, a product created to serve an audience.
Thu Dec 19, 2013, 02:20 PM
Dec 2013

This isn't a case of an audience finding an authentic product.

A good parallel is rapper Rick Ross. He's a former corrections officer who stole the name of a famous drug dealer. His persona and message promote the worst stereo-types.

 

Pretzel_Warrior

(8,361 posts)
15. thank you for putting this analysis together. As Jim Gaffigan would say, "It's all McDonalds"
Thu Dec 19, 2013, 02:02 PM
Dec 2013

especially starting at 5:45

Initech

(100,068 posts)
17. For a second there I thought this was about Tyler Perry's latest Madea crapfest.
Thu Dec 19, 2013, 02:05 PM
Dec 2013

Both that and Duck Dynasty are equally obnoxious.

Jesus Malverde

(10,274 posts)
20. GOP Politicians Defend ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star’s Right to Anti-Gay Comments
Thu Dec 19, 2013, 03:34 PM
Dec 2013

The A&E network’s suspension of “Duck Dynasty” star Phil Robertson has prompted an outcry from Republican politicians, including Sarah Palin and Sen. Ted Cruz.

“Free speech is an endangered species. Those ‘intolerants’ hatin’ and taking on the Duck Dynasty patriarch for voicing his personal opinion are taking on all of us,” former Alaskan governor Palin wrote on Facebook Wednesday night in a post featuring a photo of her with the cast of “Duck Dynasty.”

Not to be outdone, Cruz, R-Texas, wrote on his Facebook page, “The reason that so many Americans love Duck Dynasty is because it represents the America usually ignored or mocked by liberal elites: a family that loves and cares for each other, believes in God, and speaks openly about their faith.

“If you believe in free speech or religious liberty, you should be deeply dismayed over the treatment of Phil Robertson. Phil expressed his personal views and his own religious faith; for that, he was suspended from his job. In a free society, anyone is free to disagree with him – but the mainstream media should not behave as the thought police censoring the views with which they disagree.”

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2013/12/gop-politicians-defend-duck-dynasty-stars-right-to-anti-gay-comments/

Enter stage right ms. palin and mr. cruz. The drama plays on...



We need some counter drama... who will stick their neck out and condemn this bigotry???...so controversial.

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)
21. all these schmucks running to their defense are being played as the fools they are
Thu Dec 19, 2013, 03:42 PM
Dec 2013

They are being "Larry the cable guy'd"

Filmmaker78

(5 posts)
23. NOT TRUE
Thu Dec 19, 2013, 05:26 PM
Dec 2013

The Duck Dynasty Robertson family has had the beards for ages. I was a producer at the Outdoor Channel when the Duck Dynasty guys started out. This was a few years before they went to A&E, and the show at the time was called Duck Commander. Here is a video from that series from 2009. You'll note the beards are present.



They've had the beards for a long time. That was not invented by "Hollywood producers" at A&E.

That series ran for 2-3 seasons on Outdoor Channel before they moved to A&E and renamed the show Duck Dynasty. Prior to being on the Outdoor Channel, they produced duck hunting DVDs that were very popular with hunters. Here is one of their DVDs, which is from 2008. You'll note again that from the cover art they looked the same then as they do now:

http://duckcommander.com/store/dvds-and-cds/a-fistful-of-ducks-a-hunting-dvd

Just because they had a clean cut phase at one point in their lives, doesn't mean their look now was invented by Hollywood.

As for the fakeness of the show - it is definitely what we in the industry call "soft-scripted," which is what most reality shows are. However, I know the family, they are real, and the show is how they really are. And Phil is a real life preacher and I have not doubt that he believes 100% in the things that he told GQ. I personally don't agree with what he said, but outside of Phil's misguided religious beliefs, I always knew the Robertsons to be good people.

Jesus Malverde

(10,274 posts)
25. The Hollywood producers at the Outdoor Channel?
Thu Dec 19, 2013, 06:09 PM
Dec 2013

How do you explain the transition between college golfing preppy jocks to backwoods camo wearing hillbillies.

It seems obvious they established a brand and are playing a role.

This is just reminds me of ricky ross.


Filmmaker78

(5 posts)
27. How do I explain it?
Thu Dec 19, 2013, 06:24 PM
Dec 2013

Well, I don't erroneously blame it on shadowy "Hollywood producers." For starters, the Outdoor Channel is a small independently run network with about 1/3rd the reach of A&E and about 1/10th the programming budgets. They were just recently sold to a company based in Denver, but when the Robertsons were on the air the entire programming budget for ALL of Outdoor Channel's original shows was equal to, or less than, what A&E spends on Duck Dynasty ALONE. The producer who helped the Robertsons make their first TV show for the Outdoor Channel was a guy at the Benelli gun company - not at all a Hollywood producer. And as I proved here already, they had already started sporting the beards and camo prior to that.

And they are legit hunters, regardless of how they once did their hair and dressed. Their family business really is a duck call manufacturing company. They became known for putting out duck hunting videos that were loved by their fellow hunters. None of that is fake.

As for why they changed their look, I don't know why. How many people look the same in middle age as they looked as high schoolers? People reinvent themselves all the time. Phil loves to tell the story about how he was drinking and sleeping around and out of control before finally cleaning up his act and finding religion. Maybe they did go ZZ Top to give their homemade duck hunting DVDs a little edge or an identity. Maybe that's how they preferred to look all along, but had a clean cut look earlier while trying to make their family duck call business a success. I don't know. But the fact is it had nothing to do with producers at A&E or anywhere else trying to manufacture a fake redneck family. I have worked with the Robertsons and they are who they appear to be in that show.

And again, I don't agree with anything that Phil said, and I wish he would get to know some gay couples and families before making remarks like that again.

Jesus Malverde

(10,274 posts)
28. Interesting... and welcome to DU.
Thu Dec 19, 2013, 06:29 PM
Dec 2013

I don't watch the show and am suspicious of people who reinvent personas especially when they are cultural representations...

The background you provide is interesting. Thanks!

Filmmaker78

(5 posts)
29. Happy to help!
Thu Dec 19, 2013, 06:34 PM
Dec 2013

I have no issue with A&E suspending Phil, and I support gay rights and disagree strongly with what he said. But when it's a subject that I have special access to, I like to make sure the facts are kept straight.

Happy to answer any other questions about the subject. The Robertsons really are good, salt-of-the-earth types. I've seen them help out people who they credit with getting them to where they are today, when they didn't have to. Unfortunately, when it comes to social politics, they are also a product of growing up in the deep south.

Jesus Malverde

(10,274 posts)
30. Do you know what Willie Robertson was The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (1992)?
Thu Dec 19, 2013, 06:36 PM
Dec 2013

Curious what his early fame was.

Filmmaker78

(5 posts)
31. Per IMDb
Thu Dec 19, 2013, 06:46 PM
Dec 2013

Per IMDb, Willie was on The Tonight Show in 2012. Sometimes when a show title is mentioned on a site like IMDb, there is a (date) next to the title that is actually a reference to when the show first started. "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" started in 1992, so that's probably where that date came from.

I do know that "Hollywood" was becoming aware of the Robertsons back when they were on the Outdoor Channel because I heard that a couple of the kids auditioned to be on The Amazing Race, and when they didn't quite make the final cut, they were told by the TV execs that if Phil Robertson, their dad/grandpa, ever wanted to be on the show, he wouldn't even have to audition. So they were appearing on the radar with entertainment folks even then.

However, before starting with the Outdoor Channel, the Robertsons were initially hesitant to have a show on TV because they were afraid it might eat into their DVD sales. So they weren't gunning to be TV stars from the beginning.

Filmmaker78

(5 posts)
38. If that was directed at me...
Thu Dec 19, 2013, 09:04 PM
Dec 2013

...I'm not doing damage control for anybody. I've said twice here that I disagree strongly with what Phil Robertson said. I've been to DU before but never posted. I found this thread linked off of another site and decided to share what I know, having worked with this family before they were world famous.

icymist

(15,888 posts)
45. There are no good people that claim other religions murder because "there's no Jesus".
Sat Dec 21, 2013, 08:19 PM
Dec 2013

There are no good people who are antisemitic. There are no good people who claim that the blacks were "happy and godly" before this nonsense of having civil rights was enacted. No. These are very hateful and hurtful people.

 

El_Johns

(1,805 posts)
46. Yeah, they had their beards ever since they started being on TV in their "backwoods" persona.
Sun Dec 22, 2013, 01:35 AM
Dec 2013

Phil Robertson has a Master's degree. Si Robertson dropped out of college & went career military. Retired from the army in the 90s.

In high school & college, they both looked exactly like my cousins of the same age did; my cousins also played football & hunted, & they also became businessmen. If you grew up in the 50s & early 60s & lived in a rural area, hunting was the norm, not some strange thing. Big deal.

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The beards are fake, the personas are fake & the show is fake. The beards & the folksy personas are schtick.

 

El_Johns

(1,805 posts)
49. I added this picture of uncle Si in his army uniform. Career military, retired in '93.
Sun Dec 22, 2013, 02:01 AM
Dec 2013


A little research on that would be interesting, I think.

Agschmid

(28,749 posts)
43. That video was a bit ridiculous...
Fri Dec 20, 2013, 10:35 AM
Dec 2013

OMG they didn't have beards! OMG one had frosted tips!

I also had frosted tips at one point in my life... I now am bald so (no tips)... am I a fake?

I don't like the show, and all reality TV is soft scripted.

 

El_Johns

(1,805 posts)
50. Did you shave your head so you could be on a reality show trying to sell people that you were
Sun Dec 22, 2013, 02:20 AM
Dec 2013

a biker dude?

No?

 

El_Johns

(1,805 posts)
53. Point is, the beards came when they started making videos & TV. Because someone thought it
Sun Dec 22, 2013, 02:28 AM
Dec 2013

was a more marketable image than the way they looked in their real lives.

How many backwoods types do you know that play golf?

Here's the eldest brother, who's not on the show -- he's a minister:


Agschmid

(28,749 posts)
54. I don't see how...
Sun Dec 22, 2013, 02:38 AM
Dec 2013

Having or not having beards makes them fake?

And actually in my personal experiences in life I know a few people who hunt, have beards, and enjoy golf.

Agschmid

(28,749 posts)
57. Well yah...
Sun Dec 22, 2013, 11:50 AM
Dec 2013

He lives in VT hunts deer built his own house drives a truck everyday, for off roaring... Etc.

But makes more than 2x my salary, loves golf and has a masters in a business related field.

Go figure... I mean it is only one example but I don't think you could argue that those two are mutually exclusive.

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