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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIf Santa was black, who would be the best actor to play him?
Last edited Mon Dec 23, 2013, 06:24 PM - Edit history (1)
I'm trying to think of someone so warm and reassuring that even Fox News reporters would want to sit on his lap like a fatter Bill Cosby or Morgan Freeman, Charles S. Dutton, Michael Clarke Duncan, or Cedric the Entertainer.
EDIT: It would probably be even more funny to think of who the Fox Newsies would LEAST like to see come down their chimney or kissing mommy underneath the mistletoe like Samuel L Jackson, Ice T, Wesley Snipes, Flava Flav, Lil Wayne, or whichever rapper they find most horrifying.
Pretzel_Warrior
(8,361 posts)Color makes no difference at FauxSpews if you're willing to attack Dems and spout right wing talking points.
yurbud
(39,405 posts)stevenleser
(32,886 posts)VanillaRhapsody
(21,115 posts)but how about Wendell Pierce of Treme and The Wire fame?
SwankyXomb
(2,030 posts)how about Michael K. Williams?
"Santa comin'"
yurbud
(39,405 posts)VanillaRhapsody
(21,115 posts)TeamPooka
(24,205 posts)madokie
(51,076 posts)Eddie Murphy
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)DFW
(54,277 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)Yup. He is.
liberal N proud
(60,332 posts)Marrah_G
(28,581 posts)VanillaRhapsody
(21,115 posts)We already know he is a great "actor"...he played his "role" for the Fox News viewers very well indeed!
klook
(12,151 posts)Hassin Bin Sober
(26,311 posts)klook
(12,151 posts)How many reindeer does Santa Herman's sleigh have? Not eight, but nine...NINE...NINE!!
Aerows
(39,961 posts)He would be just awesome enough to deliver that many packages and drive a sleigh that flies that fast.
ecstatic
(32,648 posts)lol
Aerows
(39,961 posts)I got shit to deliver.
Wounded Bear
(58,598 posts)"I'm motherfuckin' tired of these mutherfuckin' kids on my motherfuckin' lap!"
klook
(12,151 posts)would make a pretty good movie, though, you have to admit!
Wounded Bear
(58,598 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)Hooked up to my sleigh. And they can fly? Seriously?
sakabatou
(42,136 posts)jmowreader
(50,528 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)yurbud
(39,405 posts)csziggy
(34,131 posts)The kids would love him as Santa!
The Straight Story
(48,121 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts).
Harmony Blue
(3,978 posts)Good choice.
hootinholler
(26,449 posts)J.E.J. was my first choice.
intaglio
(8,170 posts)because unfortunately we lost Michael Clarke Duncan
grahamhgreen
(15,741 posts)Brigid
(17,621 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Orrex
(63,172 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)yurbud
(39,405 posts)Proud Public Servant
(2,097 posts)Wendell Pierce
or
Frankie Faison
exboyfil
(17,862 posts)Harmony Blue
(3,978 posts)I like this too.
truebrit71
(20,805 posts)lumberjack_jeff
(33,224 posts)Fuck cookies, leave a Royale With Cheese.
valerief
(53,235 posts)Spirochete
(5,264 posts)because he hasn't been picked yet...
yurbud
(39,405 posts)hobbit709
(41,694 posts)hootinholler
(26,449 posts)Oh please,
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)Hassin Bin Sober
(26,311 posts)Lizzie Poppet
(10,164 posts)Because the answer to the question "who would be the best actor to portray so-and-so?" is always Tilda Swinton.
Yeah, I know it's a stretch for a thin, pale woman to play a portly black male...but it's Tilda Fucking Swinton.
Rosco T.
(6,496 posts)MrScorpio
(73,630 posts)He's got the moves down
Brigid
(17,621 posts)But gotta love those moves.
greyl
(22,990 posts)Or up, whatever.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Hassin Bin Sober
(26,311 posts)He already has the beard and, as a karate expert, he would be able to spread love and joy.
klook
(12,151 posts)If only in my dreams...
K.O. Stradivarius
(115 posts)aka Lavell Crawford
RagAss
(13,832 posts)yurbud
(39,405 posts)WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)tblue37
(65,218 posts)Last edited Wed Dec 25, 2013, 06:23 PM - Edit history (1)
Laffy Kat
(16,373 posts)And I would PUT OUT for Denzel.
etherealtruth
(22,165 posts)I can hear the HO HO HO
tblue37
(65,218 posts)something comforting, wise, and thoughtful about his demeanor, his voice, and his self-presentation in general.
yurbud
(39,405 posts)MerryBlooms
(11,757 posts)sabbat hunter
(6,827 posts)DrDan
(20,411 posts)abelenkpe
(9,933 posts)BainsBane
(53,012 posts)While I typically would vote for Idris Elba to play anything, not Santa. Charles Dutton would be good though.
Number23
(24,544 posts)yurbud
(39,405 posts)chungking34
(51 posts)Jamie Foxx would also be a good Santa IMO.
yurbud
(39,405 posts)NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)would cause all of the Rush listeners and Fox watchers to have a collective heart attack.
yurbud
(39,405 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)The Candyman.
yurbud
(39,405 posts)the VOICE.
It's so low and gravelly it sounds like something that eats people whole and still has room for dessert.
Ryano42
(1,577 posts)NM_Birder
(1,591 posts)never go full retard..........................
Uncle Joe
(58,282 posts)Thanks for the thread, yurbud.
MurrayDelph
(5,292 posts)NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)memorable in Die Hard many years ago.
winter is coming
(11,785 posts)Because when he came down the chimney and discovered a child waiting up for him, he could say, "Go the fuck to sleep."
Va Lefty
(6,252 posts)Chipper Chat
(9,672 posts)Or Whoopi Goldberg!
JustAnotherGen
(31,780 posts)I like the idea of a totally ridiculous hot Santa!
CFLDem
(2,083 posts)hands down
valerief
(53,235 posts)BKH70041
(961 posts)TransitJohn
(6,932 posts)n/t
BootinUp
(47,078 posts)Stinky The Clown
(67,761 posts)^joke^
grahamhgreen
(15,741 posts)Initech
(100,036 posts)Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)Morning Dew
(6,539 posts)Or maybe Forest Whitaker if Harry won't do it.
Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)Because I, for one, will always and forever remember him as the hardcore rapper who, while still flush in his career, thought that allowing himself to be cast as a kangaroo from the bronx in a movie starring Lori Petty would be a good move.
That's some high-octane silly shit there.
ConcernedCanuk
(13,509 posts).
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Picture it!
CC
Orrex
(63,172 posts)Katashi_itto
(10,175 posts)Tanuki
(14,914 posts)if James Earl Jones turns it down!