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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forumsyour penis is huge
Frigin huge penis that one, when compared to non human primates.
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2013/12/average_penis_size_human_penises_are_huge_compared_to_other_primates.html
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)FarPoint
(12,309 posts)I see no political rationale for comparing one's penis with vegetables.
loli phabay
(5,580 posts)BainsBane
(53,026 posts)Just don't apoligise
arely staircase
(12,482 posts)Of the general variety concerning an article from a popular liberal political mag.
FarPoint
(12,309 posts)On page 95 next to the puzzles and next to a Trojan Advertisement?
arely staircase
(12,482 posts)rug
(82,333 posts)BainsBane
(53,026 posts)Why not bring it down to grade school?
NoOneMan
(4,795 posts)loli phabay
(5,580 posts)L0oniX
(31,493 posts)Pretzel_Warrior
(8,361 posts)arely staircase
(12,482 posts)And that is the original headline.
lumberjack_jeff
(33,224 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)quinnox
(20,600 posts)Archimedes would be proud.
1000words
(7,051 posts)Where is my automobile?
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MineralMan
(146,281 posts)I will take a dozen of your best condoms, please.
Size? Why Extra Large, of course.
In before the lock.
N.B.: When I was growing up in California, one could only buy condoms at the pharmacy counter, and each packet was marked: For Prevention of Disease Only. We have made progress.
dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts).
Humanist_Activist
(7,670 posts)I know, I know, slam them if you will, but some shows are worthy, this being one of them, anyways, it has an episode on the evolution of sex, namely internal fertilization, the episode name is actually just "Sex". Its a cool show that focuses on one particular part of the body, or a behavior or biological process and explains how they evolved. The first episode was called "Eye" for example.
WorseBeforeBetter
(11,441 posts)There, I shortened it.
nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)ismnotwasm
(41,971 posts)Exactly
Shivering Jemmy
(900 posts)Other half of article
Blue Owl
(50,325 posts)L0oniX
(31,493 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)BlueStreak
(8,377 posts)L0oniX
(31,493 posts)LittleBlue
(10,362 posts)geomon666
(7,512 posts)If you're the last guy standing, you have the biggest dick.
lumberjack_jeff
(33,224 posts)..others for the Festivus pole.
Let's hear the grievances!
Packerowner740
(676 posts)By myself.
Beearewhyain
(600 posts)But thanks for noticing.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)I'm much less embarrassed about it now.
arely staircase
(12,482 posts)Cocks for Love or another worthy cause.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)True story - I had let my hair grow out for about two years and recently got it cut short again. The women at the shop asked me if I wanted to donate, and asked another one how long it needed to be. The other one brought over a ruler, they checked, and made kind of an "aww" of disappointment. I asked what was wrong and one said, "it's two inches too short."
"Story of my life," I said, to their attempt to suppress laughing.
NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)Tapirs, elephants, banana slugs, barnacles, and the species Colymbosathon Ecplecticos all put the homo sapiens to shame, and the rest of the apes.
SwampG8r
(10,287 posts)NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)Your reply brought me a smile, thank you!
I know you're not checking in as often as some of us would like, but it's good to know you're still out there, somewhere, and I'm wishing you and yours a happy new year and hope to hear from you again.
NYC_SKP
yeah I am keeping a low profile right now
my heart is filled with disgust that I may be forced to hear Charlie freaking crist touted here as a democrat ,and stand silently by as this lie gains, traction lifting him again on a cresting wave of expectaions, only to see them crash down as disappointments for the citizens of florida.
so I just don't sign in anymore
but I will tell you a secret.....shhhhhhhhhhh.......everyone else go read something else for a minute.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. ok ......I come in everyday and read the stuff. I just keep my opinions to myself. sadly its exactly what some factions hoped for,but, I get the du without any of the headaches so it evens out.
I read a lot here and there are not very many really worth the trouble involved with logging in order to respond to.
when I see you though I almost always sign in to say hey so every day if you post that's me sayin "hey buddie! "
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)SwampG8r
(10,287 posts)K.O. Stradivarius
(115 posts)
MR. BIG
Jonah Falcon was born with a blessing in, er, disguise. Until it took over his life. And tormented him.
Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection. Those who have witnessed it describe it as "grotesque," "gorgeous," "hideous" and "stunning." Falcon, who stands five foot nine, thinks his penis is perfectly formed, with a fifteen-degree downward curvature at the six-inch mark and absent the blotching, lumpiness and sudden bends that mark some oversize sex organs. A penis this size functions, physiologically, like any other, according to urologists, a claim substantiated by Falcon. His balls are proportionately huge, each the size of a grade-A jumbo egg. When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands - campfire, style - from a distance of six inches.
http://www.maryellenmark.com/text/magazines/rolling%20stone/920S-000-047.html
World's most 'well-endowed' man stopped and frisked by suspicious TSA officials
A man who has the world's largest penis was stopped by security at an airport after guards feared he had a suspect package hidden in his pants.
Jonah Falcon was stopped at San Francisco International Airport as he went through the usual security.
The well-endowed 41-year-old was frisked and had white powder sprinkled on his pants to check for traces of explosives after a very noticeable bulge in his clothing was interpreted by TSA agents as a potential biological threat, the Huffington Post reported.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2174937/Jonah-Falcon-Worlds-endowed-man-stopped-frisked-suspicious-TSA-officials.html
NickB79
(19,233 posts)Because his "wife" would have to be a fucking farm animal to accommodate him!
Jesus Christ.
Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)To put it delicately, women come in different sizes.
No way in hell.
I'm a woman and saw one once that was the same size and shape as my forearm, and I'm a five foot two woman with small bones. My wrist at the smallest is six inches around.
dawg
(10,622 posts):p
Nevernose
(13,081 posts)I applaud you, sir or madam. As an aficionado of terrible fan fiction and bizarre pornography (it's something the whole family can do together!), I find the monster porn reference to be awesome.
Codeine
(25,586 posts)RiffRandell
(5,909 posts)Old, I know, but I miss The Office. Happy Holidays!
opiate69
(10,129 posts)RiffRandell
(5,909 posts)caught my eye. More fodder...haha!
Happy Holidays to you and the fam!
opiate69
(10,129 posts)Oh, wait.. best not to pat you on the head too much
the neighbors wouldn't approve!
Happy Holidays to you and yours as well!
RiffRandell
(5,909 posts)That about sums it up!