I told my grand children that Santa wouldn't be here this year because...
Santa stopped first in central Florida and was gunned down, in a preemptive attack, by some guy named Zimmy, who claimed that he'd thought Santa was a home invader. The local police spokes person said, "No charges will be filed against Mr. Clause's assailant, at this time. No more comments or questions! This case is closed!"
The grandkids all said, "We knew who Zimmy is PaPaw, because we've all seen Zimmy on TV, millions and billions of times. After I'd admonished the children thoroughly for exaggerating. I just thought, thanks to Big Brown, my quick thinking and the American "News" media's constant impressing(brainwashing)of my young grandchildren, with so many gruesome and sensational soap and tampon selling details. I really saved a bundle this holiday season!
Hippy New Year...
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But as FAUX news told us, that just ain't so.
