We like our women young

[packman]

Phil Robertson's view on finding the girl of your dreams and women, in general- Note that he gave these comments at a Sportsmen Ministry (pray to the lord that your aim is true and your gun don't jam?)

A good woman is “hard to find. Mainly because these boys are waiting until they get to be about 20 years old before they marry ‘em. Look, you wait till they get to be about 20 years old, they only picking that’s going to take place is your pocket. You gotta marry these girls when they’re 15 or 16, they’ll pick your ducks. You need to check with mom and dad about that, of course.” —
Speaking at Sportsmen’s Ministry in Georgia

[Wait Wut]

1. ...

[libodem]

3. I know

[NuclearDem]

2. Family values!

[MrScorpio]

4. Here ya go!

[NaturalHigh]

5. Never mind...

I see that you added a link

[PowerToThePeople]

6. chomo

[meadowlark5]

7. Now if he liked having more than one wife, he'd be like Warren Jeffs

with his own reality show.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

8. Has the family defended this offensive comment as well as the others?

Yukon Barbie? Carnival Cruz?

What a creepy old man. Blech.

[dawg]

9. Somewhere, there is a young woman telling others that ...

she likes her men rich, old, and stupid. See. There really is someone for everyone!!

[cyberswede]

10. gross

[xulamaude]

11. I file this one under:

Sometimes they tell the truth.

[NYC_SKP]

12. "It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God and the Bible." Said nobody, ever.

What a fucking jackass lying piece of shit.

http://fakehistory.wordpress.com/2009/07/03/fake-quotations-washington-and-governing-without-god/

[Live and Learn]

16. And the Bible is the reason you can hunt, WTF?

That was very difficult to listen to and impossible to process. What an imposter!

[Aristus]

13. Pedophiles and statutory rapists will be coming out of the workwork to defend him...

[freshwest]

14. Craphispants Nugent will likely be a featured guest. n/t

[NightWatcher]

15. waiting for him to start a religion in Ghana where he can marry 12 year old girls in 3...2...1

It's what all these nutjobs want

[nadinbrzezinski]

17. Leave the WIMEN comment (not surprising) or the Washington lie,

What I want to know Phil is how that bible helps you to hunt. I swear have read it from end to end and there are no tips on tracking, laying traps or even making a bow and arrow (the height of technology back then). The closest it gets is how the swords were made for the Israeli tribes in exodus.

There are also no tips on field dressing, and some of that hunting ain't kosher anyway.

So you use the bible to literally prime that riffle? I guess it depends on the paper used to print it.

So that is my big question, how exactly one uses the bible when hunting coon, or squirrel, or the definitely not kosher hog? I will be waiting until it snows in hell I s'pose.

[Arkansas Granny]

18. So that's how to pick a wife? Look for a minor girl with a bible who can cook and pick ducks.

WTF!?!?!

[NuclearDem]

19. Probably preparing for the Duck Dynasty/Dateline crossover.

[MoonRiver]

20. Ewwwww

[TwilightGardener]

21. The ignorant redneck shit isn't an act. Sadly.

Edit to add: I'll bet he likes 15 year old girls. Someone maybe needs to look into that.

[Quantess]

22. Gross!