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Scuba

(53,475 posts)
Sat Dec 28, 2013, 10:53 AM Dec 2013

Charles Pierce: THE INVISIBLE HAND IS ALL THUMBS

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/The_Private_Sector_Has_A_Bad_Month?src=soc_fcbks

Given what has happened to Target, and following the rhetorical precedents set by opponents of the Affordable Care Act, I don't believe we have any choice but to close every big box retailer in America, starting with Target, until every one of these systems is made error-free and impregnable, which of course the private sector can do because it does everything better than the public sector...until you discover that somebody in Kiev has bought $70,000 worth of herring and kutia on your MasterCard. Then it's the government's fault because freedom.

Then, just as we're all waiting on our porches for the last of our Christmas packages to arrive, we recall that the people who have worked for two decades to chloroform the U. S. Postal Service always have assured us that the Private Sector, as personified by FedEx and UPS, would more than make up the slack when the clearly obsolete USPS goes out of business.

..

Again following the rhetorical precedents set in the debate over the Affordable Care Act, I think both FedEx and UPS should be shut down immediately because their systems were overwhelmed by a sudden demand. This was due to inexplicable "bad weather" in a season we like to call "winter" and due to an "extraordinary event." Called "Christmas." Which is so extraordinary that it has occurred on the very same day since at least 336 A.D.

I'm sure that, next year, FedEx and UPS will solve the mysteries that are winter and Christmas in time to demonstrate once again that the Private Sector does everything better than the public sector, or else will find a way that it is all the government's fault because freedom.

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Charles Pierce: THE INVISIBLE HAND IS ALL THUMBS (Original Post) Scuba Dec 2013 OP
This ProSense Dec 2013 #1
k&r for exposure. n/t Laelth Dec 2013 #2
Pierce, once again! tosh Dec 2013 #3
kick valerief Dec 2013 #4
K & R I love you, Charlie Pierce!! mountain grammy Dec 2013 #5
K&R... for someone who really knows how to string words together. WorseBeforeBetter Dec 2013 #6
add another kick ewagner Dec 2013 #7
I love this guy alarimer Dec 2013 #8
Ya think negoldie Dec 2013 #21
K&R Grey Dec 2013 #9
, blkmusclmachine Dec 2013 #10
K&R because ... freedom! nt LisaLynne Dec 2013 #11
K & R !!! - Thank You For That !!! WillyT Dec 2013 #12
Brilliant! Thank you! Demoiselle Dec 2013 #13
>...so extraordinary that it has occurred on the very same day since at least 336 A.D< K&R! jtuck004 Dec 2013 #14
Charlie Pierce in a target rich environment=Awsome pscot Dec 2013 #15
FedEx/UPS pulls back an invisible bloody stump Blue Owl Dec 2013 #16
Gotta love Charlie Pierce. Marie Marie Dec 2013 #17
Good freaking point! Cha Dec 2013 #18
K&R for a fantastic piece. Enthusiast Dec 2013 #19
This uponit7771 Dec 2013 #20
Next week, Darrell Issa will be holding hearings Buns_of_Fire Dec 2013 #22
Wanna bet he somehow brings up "Benghazi" in the hearings? KansDem Dec 2013 #26
Freaking perfect malaise Dec 2013 #23
It's working the way it's designed to work - TBF Dec 2013 #24
I'm Rec'ing this because, well, FREEDOM! rgbecker Dec 2013 #25
K&R! countryjake Dec 2013 #27

ProSense

(116,464 posts)
1. This
Sat Dec 28, 2013, 10:58 AM
Dec 2013
Again following the rhetorical precedents set in the debate over the Affordable Care Act, I think both FedEx and UPS should be shut down immediately because their systems were overwhelmed by a sudden demand. This was due to inexplicable "bad weather" in a season we like to call "winter" and due to an "extraordinary event." Called "Christmas." Which is so extraordinary that it has occurred on the very same day since at least 336 A.D.

I'm sure that, next year, FedEx and UPS will solve the mysteries that are winter and Christmas in time to demonstrate once again that the Private Sector does everything better than the public sector, or else will find a way that it is all the government's fault because freedom.

...is spot on, but it will never happen. You see, during the ACA debate, some people jumped to validate the "rhetorical precedents" Pierce refers to.

During the FedEx and UPS debacle, some of those same people jumped to defend those companies.





WorseBeforeBetter

(11,441 posts)
6. K&R... for someone who really knows how to string words together.
Sat Dec 28, 2013, 11:57 AM
Dec 2013

Love his tone, too -- calm, confident and snarky (without histrionics...).

alarimer

(16,245 posts)
8. I love this guy
Sat Dec 28, 2013, 12:24 PM
Dec 2013

He is completely correct, too.

Something being in the "private sector" does not automatically mean it is superior. In fact, many times just the opposite.

How many breaches have occurred similar to the one at Target? Hundreds? Probably at least that many.

The implementation of Social Security or Medicare I'm sure was equally flawed.

And, if I remember correctly, GWB's Medicare drug benefit expansion's roll out WAS at least as bad as the ACA (although maybe because it was smaller in scope it didn't attract the kind of attention the ACA has).

People hate the government for no good reason a lot of time. I mean, there are parts of it I could do without: the NSA, much of the spying-industrial complex, most of the military. But I DO like the parts that provide a social safety net: SS, Medicare, the parts of ACA that will do some good (though I hope for single-payer some day), environmental protection, scientific research.

In fact, there are some things ONLY the government has the scale to do efficiently: police, fire, mail delivery.

If you were to eliminate the USPS tomorrow, Fedex and UPS would not only not fill the gap; they would leave many people in rural areas with no mail delivery at all. And clearly they cannot handle the increase that happens certain times of the year (even though they know exactly when Christmas is going to occur. It's the SAME TIME EVERY YEAR!). And Amazon makes promises re: delivery that they cannot keep.

negoldie

(198 posts)
21. Ya think
Sun Dec 29, 2013, 06:14 AM
Dec 2013

You think private enterprise would mail your letter for fifty cents. Once the usps was out of business a collusion of Fed-Ex and UPS would find them price fixing to everyone's detriment.

Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)
17. Gotta love Charlie Pierce.
Sat Dec 28, 2013, 11:10 PM
Dec 2013

Hey Sarah, learn from this. This is a perfect example of putting words together to make a coherent point. You should try it sometime.

Cha

(297,154 posts)
18. Good freaking point!
Sat Dec 28, 2013, 11:51 PM
Dec 2013
"Again following the rhetorical precedents set in the debate over the Affordable Care Act, I think both FedEx and UPS should be shut down immediately because their systems were overwhelmed by a sudden demand. This was due to inexplicable "bad weather" in a season we like to call "winter" and due to an "extraordinary event." Called "Christmas." Which is so extraordinary that it has occurred on the very same day since at least 336 A.D."

thanks Scuba

Buns_of_Fire

(17,175 posts)
22. Next week, Darrell Issa will be holding hearings
Sun Dec 29, 2013, 06:56 AM
Dec 2013

to get to the bottom of why the USPS was allowed to outperform UPS and FedEx.

TBF

(32,047 posts)
24. It's working the way it's designed to work -
Sun Dec 29, 2013, 09:06 AM
Dec 2013

for the very few at the top of the pile.

We need either (1) a new economic system or (2) a heavy thumb on top of this one to give folks a fighting chance

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