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MrScorpio

(73,630 posts)
Wed Jan 1, 2014, 10:32 AM Jan 2014

My Top Ten New Year's Resolutions For 2014

1. I resolve to treat all complete fucking idiots with more courtesy and respect.

2. I resolve to stop fucking swearing.

3. I resolve to stop procrastinating… Whenever.

4. I resolve to be more open minded about anyone else's opinions, before I summarily dismiss them.

5. I resolve to eat healthier junk food.

6. This Space For Rent.

7. I resolve to stop making pointlessly repetitive lists.

8. I resolve to stop making pointlessly repetitive lists.

9. I resolve to not do any resolutions.

10. Head 'em up, move 'em out, Move 'em on, head 'em out... Rawhide! .

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