Why punctuation and font are important.

[kpete]

https://twitter.com/tombennett71/status/418702220389916673/photo/1

[el_bryanto]

1. I thought it was just wine - you learn something every day. nt

[bvar22]

8. Yeah... besides, more than two beers makes my baby burp too much.

[MineralMan]

2. At my old supermarket in California, one aisle had a sign that read:

Dog Food
Cat Food
Mexican Food
Oriental Food

That didn't last long. After protests, the last two were changed to "International Foods"

[Electric Monk]

3. There's a website purporting to specialize in selling fancy pens. Their url? pen island . net

http://www.expertreviews.co.uk/general/1288897/top-10-worst-website-names

[teach1st]

5. They specialize in wood

Says so right on the homepage.

[riqster]

6. Neglect not Mole Station Nursery.

Some words don't combine as well as others.

[BlueCaliDem]

4. As the incomparable Eddie Izzard said in one of his stand-ups:

"As I say, 70% how you look, 20% how you sound, 10% what you say."

Enjoy!

[Iggo]

7. No, they're right.