I awoke this morning from a terrible Duck Dynasty nightmare.

[byronius]

I had been on some sort of video-biking trip in some other state, and went looking for something to eat. I found myself in a vast mall with one entire wall devoted to a Duck Dynasty restaurant; it seemed empty, however, perhaps closed up. I went to a different place in a nearly-empty food court, but somehow it turned into a Duck Dynasty place as well, and as I sat waiting for service, a lady's voice began to echo through the entire mall.

'The communist-in-chief is bringin' in all the jews and the queers to take our hard-earned tax dollars and give 'em to the lazy blacks...' -- that sort of thing. Over and over. Apparently there was some sort of election coming in the state, and she was shaming anyone who would consider voting blue. I started to feel like I was being suffocated. I tried to flee, but couldn't find my way out.

So I woke up.

I'm not a fan of crass American commercialism, but right-wing crass commercialism is utterly abhorrent to me. Good lord. What a nightmare.

I could dismiss it if that very thing wasn't happening somewhere, right now. I can still hear that evil voice echoing in my head.

[Tikki]

1. I used to have these dreams where Al Gore would come and hang out with my family...

Had that dream at least twice. It was cool and I wished I could remember every bit of it, but dreams don't
always reveal.

Sorry yours was a nightmare and a nightmare it truly was.



Tikki