Because Florida

[Bombero1956]

A Florida man is in trouble with the law after alleged sexual encounters with his roommate's dog were caught on camera.


http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2014/01/_florida_pizza_delivery_driver_josh_werbicki_arrested_for_allegedly_having_sex_with_roommates_dog.html#incart_river_default

[1000words]

1. That's ruff

Poor dog

[NaturalHigh]

7. That's what I thought too.

[Xipe Totec]

2. He completely misunderstood the term "doggie style" nt

[DemocraticWing]

4. Hahahaha

[In_The_Wind]

3. What the fuck is wrong with people!

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. Pizza guy took "hold the sausage" too literally

Gaaaak.

[NaturalHigh]

6. Sick dude there.

[RainDog]

8. arf means arf n/t

[cvoogt]

9. Ugh

I hate that people's names get used in full in reports like this, even if they are proven guilty in the end. In some European countries (Holland comes to mind), only people's first name and initial are used. Seems much more just to me. What if the guy has mental issues that require treatment? Should his unfortunate media coverage follow him for the rest of his life, affecting his job prospects and further impacting his mental state? Anyway, this is not aimed at the OP but at the way the media covers these things.

[Lint Head]

10. Barking up the wrong tree.

This is really so sad. I think it should be considered rape. The animal is always innocent in these ridiculous incidents.

[madinmaryland]

11. Wow. Rick Santorum was busted!!