Books are elitist and if you read them, fuck you.

[name not needed]

Goddamned authoritarians with your grammar and syntax and shit.

Think for yourselves!
Don't eat anything that casts a shadow!
Masturbate under a bridge!

[shraby]

1. You having a bad day?

[OilemFirchen]

2. Grumble.

Goddamned authoritarians with your grammar and[font color="red"],[/font] syntax and shit.

[kdmorris]

14. Well, if I must

God-damned authoritarians with your grammar, syntax and shit.

[Xipe Totec]

3. Chill...

some chardonnay, and grab another slice of brie.

[name not needed]

8. Brie? BRIE?!

How am i supposed to afford brie? Do you have any idea how much it costs to keep a house properly tinfoiled 24/7? Do you?

[Xipe Totec]

12. Camembert?

[pinboy3niner]

18. One woud think that'd be a feta accompli

[Xipe Totec]

20. Oh, my Gouda! That was cheesy!

[LittleBlue]

4. ...

[Adam051188]

5. duh huh wuh?

[aristocles]

6. Woo!

[pinboy3niner]

7. Woo lit. your fire?

Something on DU, I supprose.

[etherealtruth]

9. Well it fits in with DU today

(yes, I know you are kidding)

[JaneyVee]

10. I worship elitists, and you should too.

[Drew Richards]

11. aww here, have a coke and a smile...

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[kdmorris]

13. It starts with a little kid's board book

then moves into the Scholastic paperbacks, then magazines and newspapers and before you know it... novels!

After that, you just can't stop yourself from reading everything and then, you are lost.

DOWN WITH BOOKS AND THOSE WHO READ THEM!!!

[MANative]

15. I'm well and truly fucked, then...

Since this morning, I finished reading one book, started on a second, and wrote 5000 words of original fiction. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

[NightWatcher]

16. I grilled a burger outside and it didn't see its shadow

It was cloudy outside.
Same diff, right?

[MisterP]

17. books have words in them--that's a humanity, not science! nt

[pinboy3niner]

19. That's pretty spineless of you

Calling out books when we all know what's really in your back pages.