Tea Party Patriots Planning A Revolution: ‘Some People May Die’

[Snarkoleptic]

Oh snap, the delusional "We surround them" fuckwits are planning their next failed D.C. invasion.
Get the popcorn!


http://samuel-warde.com/2014/01/tea-party-patriots-planning-revolution/

Mission:

Restoration of Constitutional government, rule of law, freedom, liberty “of the people, for the people, by the people” from despotic and tyrannical federal leadership.

Assumptions:
Millions of Americans will participate. American veterans and patriots are energized to end the tyranny, lawlessness, and shredding of the US Constitution.
Those in power will not hesitate to use force against unarmed patriots exercising their constitutional rights.
Patriots may be killed, wounded, incarcerated.

"Millions of Americans will participate"? Have they no sense of fail? The big trucker D.C. beltway shutdown drew tens of mouthbreathers and went largely unnoticed.

Concept of Operations:
Phase 1 – Field millions, as many as ten million, patriots who will assemble in a non-violent, physically unarmed (Spiritually/Constitutionally armed), display of unswerving loyalty to the US Constitution and against the incumbent government, in Washington, D.C., with the mission to bring down the existing leadership. Go full-bore, no looking back, steadfast in the mission.

Phase 2 - One million or more of the assembled 10 million must be prepared to stay in D.C. as long as it takes to see Obama, Biden, Reid, McConnell, Boehner, Pelosi, and Attorney General Holder removed from office. The senior republican in the US House of Representatives will become Speaker of the House and the US House of Representatives will elect a temporary President of the United States. The senior democrat leader in the US Senate will become the Majority Leader. The US Senate will elect a temporary Vice President of the United States.

Phase 3 – Those with the principles of a West, Cruz, Lee, DeMint, Paul, Gov. Walker, Sessions, Gowdy, Jordan, Issa, will comprise a tribunal and assume positions of authority to convene investigations, recommend appropriate charges against politicians and government employees to the new U.S. Attorney General appointed by the new President. The U.S. Congress will execute appropriate legislation to convene new elections for positions vacated consistent with established constitutional requirements.

--smip--

Will this be a cake-walk? No, it will be painful, and some people may die because the government will not be non-violent; some of us will end up in a cell, and some may be injured. If that’s what it will take to save our nation, do we have any choice? Freedom loving Americans will say there is no choice, we must begin the second American Revolution.

[libtodeath]

1. So funny they think they can stand against the US military.

[DetlefK]

4. Sounds more like their version of the Occupy-protests.

I can already imagine the Fox News talking-points:

"Week 2: Dozens of patriots are still holding out in Washington DC. When will Obama listen to the people and resign? How dare he oppose the will of the people?"

"History in the making!"

"Well, it's only a matter of time until the camp is dissolved by FEMA-stormtroopers."

"Police citing them for trespassing and misconduct? Ladies and gentlemen, you are witnessing violent tyranny in action!"

"Obama not resigning is a clear sign of his tyranny and impeachment proceedings should begin immediately."

[SummerSnow]

9. Theyre watching too many movies and listening to fools.

The ones advocating for this revolution wont join them in the fight, They'll be somewhere hiding.

[Shadowflash]

63. The funniest part is..

.. that these same morons who think it's going to come down to them fighting the military are also the ones who would rather cut their own safety net rather than cut the pentagon budget for more weapons.


These people are utter morons.

[Arcanetrance]

99. I've met some of these people and alot of them believe the military will join their cause

[bluestate10]

108. Even funnier is that they believe ONLY them understand the Constitution. Their last paragraph

shows that they are clowns. Who in their right mind take Cruz, DeMint and Paul seriously?

[brush]

2. They are delusional

Nothing else needs to be said.

[Snarkoleptic]

3. I would add "potentially dangerous" to themselves and others.

[Half-Century Man]

24. I'd add "perpetually delusional"

[LonePirate]

41. It's only a matter of time before one of those nuts becomes violent.

It is "when" and not "if" at this stage with these people.

In the meantime, I will continue to chuckle over the fact that their love of freedom and the Constitution applies only to the Amendment and their very loose interpretation of it. They couldn't care less about the rest of it.

[jehop61]

5. Please explain

Why anyone would want to promulgate the delusional fairy tale expoused by some idiot with a computer?

[Snarkoleptic]

8. I believe it is important to keep an eye on such "movements".

"Know your enemy" is always a good policy.

[jsr]

6. Brilliant plan.

LOL

[NightWatcher]

7. Tell Cracker Barrel to push two tables together....

The patriots are a comin'.

[Snarkoleptic]

15. duzy

[LisaLynne]

16. Duzy! nt

[tomm2thumbs]

42. bwahahaha after reserving the entire party room too !

your post was hilawwwwrious!

[MsPithy]

56. HA! NightWatcher wins the internets, today!

And, out here it is only 8 am.

[loudsue]

77. Ha! And add a port-a-potty to the parking lot.

These folks have to have their port-a-potties.

[Snotcicles]

100. Couldn't you guys just join a chess club, maybe a hot rod club? nt

[KentuckyWoman]

113. OMG LOL

[CoffeeCat]

118. We're not worthy!!!

Seriously. That's brilliant.

I love clever humor, and you, my friend--served up a delicious bit of it with that amazing one liner!

That's SNL-worthy!

[on point]

10. They don't understand the constitution in letter or spirit

[Renew Deal]

14. That's the truth

These guys are America hating wanna be tough guys. They won't do anything meaningful.

[tabasco]

11. Cheetoh overdose!

Revolution has its risks!

[Renew Deal]

12. "Freedom loving" Americans will begin the armed conflict

To throw out several elections.

These people are sick.

[Arkana]

13. Send the Army out to "greet" them.

See how many of them soil themselves at the sight of actual soldiers.

[LisaLynne]

17. I think all that would take would actually be ...

a high school marching band.

[lastlib]

18. a Boy Scout troop could take 'em.......eom

[MillennialDem]

37. They think the army will join them. I shit you not.

[jwirr]

46. Yes that is what they think because bushie staffed the military with his own brand of bullies.

[freshwest]

115. BWAHAHA! n/t

[MyNameGoesHere]

19. "Patriots may be killed, wounded, incarcerated." So there WILL be entertainment, that's a relief

I was a little concerned it was going to be another porta potty event.

[cynzke]

43. Just think...

how entertaining it must be for the NSA.

[HoosierCowboy]

20. Not to worry

The RightWingNuts generally don't show up for real confrontations. Like their heroes, Dick Cheney and Ted Nuggent they will either have "other priorities" like Cheney or crap in their pants like Ted Nuggent to avoid getting drafted.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

21. "Patriots may be killed, wounded, incarcerated."

As long as they stand on the right and walk on the left, they have nothing to worry about.

[KinMd]

22. They might get to see a drone strike up close:)

[Katashi_itto]

23. I understand their armored division is a bunch of medicare scooters

[groundloop]

26. Ha!!!! Good one. (Of course they don't even understand who paid for their medicare scooter).

Keep government off my back. Down with government. But don't touch my medicare.

[Rozlee]

33. Don't underestimate them.

Those senior citizens have a lot in common with Steve Austin, the Six Million Dollar Man. Like him, many of their parts have been replaced by the US government.

[cynzke]

40. Nip This In the Bud.....

cut allowance for those scooters.

[Botany]

44. Too late "they" are on the move now!

[dorkzilla]

55. Awww, nooooo, those are Chelsea Pensioners from the UK…don't make fun of them!

And for gosh sake don't lump them in with TeaTards! These guys are actual veterans!!

edited to add the wiki entry for the poor old guys…and they're all enlisted men and NCO's…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_pensioner

[freebrew]

62. The Red-Coats are coming!!!!!!

Hey, they're wearing sunglasses. Where are the whites of their eyes????

[mstinamotorcity2]

102. I tried not to laugh but

I just couldn't help myself. I don't know if its the Humvee's or the Hats

[PeoViejo]

104. ....but, they have a Secret Weapon for their Blitzkreig

[TBF]

25. I hope Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter

are involved in this effort as I'd like to see them arrested first.

[groundloop]

27. Never happen.

Those chicken shits will of course be cheering from the sidelines.

[treestar]

28. If they like the Constitution so much, don't they realize

Obama, etc. were put in place by the processes described in the Constitution.

[Brigid]

74. And no funny business either . . .

Unlike a certain previous election I could mention.

[Adrahil]

86. But he's BLACK.....nt

[deutsey]

29. "Those with the principles of a West, Cruz, Lee, DeMint, Paul, Gov. Walker..."

Yep...that's just what we need: the crew of the to finally bring us down entirely.

[Bennyboy]

39. Don't lend a hand, to raise no flag

atop no ship of fools.... (Jerry Garcia)

[MrScorpio]

30. I'll betcha Kroners to Krispy Kremes that they won't bring enough porta-potties.

I'm kidding, they'll probably have too many since less than a 100 of these fools will show up.

[TlalocW]

31. While I think it's important to keep an eye on them

For the most part they sounds like (and there are probably overlaps in membership with) one of the white supremacy groups (I forget which one) whose membership is primarily old, fat Bubbas waiting for others to start the grand race war that they can get in on at the end when the shooting has stopped (and assuming the white supremacists win). Otherwise, anything other than going out to the woods, drinking beer, and shooting the emptied cans is too dangerous for them.

TlalocW

[Snarkoleptic]

36. While not mentioned in the article,

I detect a faint stench of Glenn Beck on this thing. There is a venn diagram somewhere out there showing the overlapping charlatanism and dumbassery of this thing.

[sinkingfeeling]

32. Well, let's do away with the federal government and just let the 1% rule.

[Ikonoklast]

88. What these fools fail to realize is this: If that ever happens, their guns will the first ones

the New Ruling Oligarchy will seize.

No way would they allow the crazies to stay armed.

[freshwest]

116. They want that and believe they'll be the winners:

Here's a snippet from an anonymous libertarian I stumbled on while doing a search on Rand's gleeful hopes for defaulting.

Wasn't sure what it was about, really. But this stuff gets them very excited:

Shut the government down for good! Who needs them????

...the "real billionaires and trillionaires" of the world are coming together now, bypassing the traditional banking system, and starting their own thing!

...the "old" system will be saddled with the debt, and fade away. The new system will be able to expand unhindered.

That is what one sees here! The fading away of the old and the beginning of the new! It's a very exciting and fulfilling thing!

When you see beyond what they are mad about, you find out what makes them happy.

It's a gleeful, messianic fervor for the end of democratic government, to be replaced by a corporate heirarchy.

They see the elderly, disabled and poor as liabilities to be swept away. They think they will be spared, or become part of the ruling elite.

Billionaires and trillionaires don't have a good track record as far as being inclusive and granting freedom to anyone but a small group. .

[SwankyXomb]

34. Assuming they do force the people listed out of office,

they do realize that would make Patrick Leahy the President, and he wouldn't put up with their DMFism for one minute?

[Mopar151]

50. No foolin'!

, Him, and a couple of VT's ex-governors - Howard Dean and Tom Salmon.

[erpowers]

97. Not Their Plan

I guess they have a lack of understanding of the U.S. Constitution and the order of succession. They plan to have Eric Cantor become the Speaker of the House and then have the House of Representatives pick a temporary president.

"The senior republican in the US House of Representatives will become Speaker of the House and the US House of Representatives will elect a temporary President of the United States."

[TwilightGardener]

35. Patriots may be killed, wounded, or incarcerated...

or suffer from unstable angina, swollen legs, gout, a phlegmy cough and shortness of breath.

[HappyMe]

38. Okay then.

They can't get more than 50 people to show up at their usual crappy rallies.

[Aristus]

45. That's a magnificent piece of fantasy-fiction.

Orson Scott Card would be proud.

Still, as I've said before, if this delusion magically became reality, I would have no hesitation about re-upping again, and helping to crew an M1 Abrams to take out these trogs. I've still got the upper body strength necessary to load the main gun...

[get the red out]

47. They have no control

These fantasized uprisings are the only way a certain segment of the population can deal with not having complete control over the whole country. They can't face that so they dream of rising up against the "evil other" that has usurped their place.

[Ligyron]

57. ^^^THIS^^^

[NewJeffCT]

48. How about we convince them to go on a hunger strike

to protest gay marriage? And, to stick to it until gay marriage is stopped everywhere.

[jwirr]

49. I am laughing to but keep in mind that one idiot with a gun can cause an awful lot of damage. We

and they have been watching it happen all over the US. Hopefully that will not happen but this idiot group has a great potential for exactly that to happen.

[dembotoz]

51. I would LOVE to see scot walker tried for teason--oh please oh please

[lunasun]

52. This is Tea Party !!

Like it is some epic great stand ..... will they even get 300 in their ranks???

[lunasun]

66. oh crap !!! I did not know for real -this has been their mindset for awhile .....sad and hilarious

trying to make an epic stand but none forms

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=271_1385114134&comments=1
oh dear..... I did not die . I am old ! We are ready for battle wtf

http://www.teapartynation.com/forum/topics/this-is-sparta-america?page=1&commentId=3355873%3AComment%3A2268980&x=1#3355873Comment2268980
Romney is our Leonidas

[Brigid]

79. And we all know what happened to him.

[lunasun]

83. They have no need to take a stand . Even if they did ,they would not go down like that

absolutely hooch filled fantasy...Notice you never see the guy get off and on the horse.....spartan not
tea party hilarious
as is the OP

[Paladin]

53. Ever notice how quiet our Gun Enthusiasts get when threads like this turn up? (nt)

[spin]

90. As a "Gun Enthusiast" I read the article and found no statements about the participants being ....

armed.

Phase 1 – Field millions, as many as ten million, patriots who will assemble in a non-violent, physically unarmed (Spiritually/Constitutionally armed), display of unswerving loyalty to the US Constitution and against the incumbent government, in Washington, D.C., with the mission to bring down the existing leadership. Go full-bore, no looking back, steadfast in the mission....emphasis added
http://samuel-warde.com/2014/01/tea-party-patriots-planning-revolution/

Why should I speak up? I see absolutely no problem with any group of non violent unarmed citizens marching on Washington to show the support for their cause.

In passing, I will not be there.

[JustAnotherGen]

54. Childish

Idiotic imbeciles.

[SCVDem]

58. Most of them get winded

fetching their SS check from the mailbox.

They do know that Issa wants to abolish the USPS, right?


Is this related to the Zombie Apocalypse?

[giftedgirl77]

59. This is their grand plan to get Ted Cruz "appointed"

as president. I guess they realize that there is no chance in hell that any of those nutbags will get elected in a general election so they fantasize.

Other morons are trying to call for a military coup at the same time, fucking idiots act like spoiled toddlers with no common sense. My 6 yr old nephew has a better understanding of civics & foreign policy than these fools.

[riqster]

60. "Wolverines! Wolverines!"

[hue]

61. 1 example is the Moms with Guns FB page

Teapartiers promote handling of weapons to their wives also. One of my ex-co workers goes with her husband to shoot automatic weapons at mounds of pumpkins laughing about "shooting their heads off".

Here is one web site she shares: https://www.facebook.com/MomsWithGuns

[L0oniX]

64. Well then ...I guess the NSA will have something to do for a change.

[byronius]

65. They can't stand this democracy thing anymore.

The phase two executions -- 120 hungry dogs in an iron cage?

They'd be executin' their own afore too long, bet on it.

[heaven05]

67. I'm beginning to realize

these are the type of 'patriots' that slaughtered the Native American Nations almost to extinction, enslaved a whole race of people in this country for profit and to prove their religious and racial superiority and subjugated women to the point that even they had to fight for the constitutional right to vote. When will the majority wake up and send this dangerous cancer to the dustbin of history. Just when? geez

[Ikonoklast]

89. You hit it square on the button.

The bio of the guy posting that missive:

About Fred Brownbill
Fred Brownbill was born and raised in Rhodesia in 1955 before moving to South Africa in 1970 where he continued his education graduating from Christian Brothers College in 1973.

He then returned to Rhodesia and fought on active service attached to a special anti-terrorist unit for seven years in that Country's terrorist war before taking the very good advice of others and leaving when Independence was announced and a Marxist Government under Robert Mugabe took over.

Fred was Stateless and very unsettled and from 1980 traveled around much of the world on motorcycles while maintaining a residence in England for 14 years. He managed the largest motorcycle retail company in Europe during this period, and continued his travels as often as possible. Fred has raced motorcycles both as a drag racer and road racer, competing in Southern Africa and England . He immigrated to the United States in October of 1994, becoming a proud and legal U.S. citizen in 2003.

Today, Fred works as a Deputy Sheriff in Florida. He is the President of the Save America Foundation. He is also a member of Oath Keepers and various other local and national Conservative Patriotic groups. He is active as a public speaker at different groups and locations. He has been interviewed on various different national radio and live internet radio and TV programs. His writings are published in many places and read and followed by tens of thousands of people in the States and abroad, and his message of freedom and liberty is an International message that gives hope to all those seeking freedom.

He is married to Marty, an advisor to the Board of the SAF, and they have 2 daughters, one in California and the other in Florida. Both he and Marty are still each riding motorcycles, doing thousands of miles a year, and take as many trips both in the States and abroad when they can.

He's a fucking Fascist that killed people who were fighting to overthrow the oppressors that invaded their lands, killed their people, and stole everything they could.


The government "anti-terrorist" units in the Rhodesian civil war used terror against civilians as their number one weapon.

[treestar]

94. What an odd background

No wonder he does not "get" the Constitution. Likely he memorized the facts to pass the citizenship test.

[Vashta Nerada]

68. That's too much stupid to read first thing in the morning.

I haven't had my yet.

[heaven05]

69. go ahead

"make my day". Sorry, couldn't help that.

[Betsy Ross]

70. Why do they never list the

Crimes against the Constitution?

[cynzke]

71. Oh wait....it gets funnier?

Save America Foundation is one of those 501(c)4 tax exempt groups.....a civic league or social welfare group. Donations are tax deductible and they don't have to reveal their donors!

Despite, the hilarity of this, please share their 501(c)4 status. Groups like this should not be getting tax breaks

[NastyRiffraff]

72. And they wonder why the evil IRS

kept an rather jaundiced eye on Tea Party groups.

They hate government subsidies, except of course for themselves.

[Iggo]

73. Bring.It.On.

[Wounded Bear]

75. Why am I reminded of "Shrek".....?

"Some of you may die, but I'm willing to take that chance."

[dixiegrrrrl]

78. Comments are rather funny..in a painful way.

"I am on disability and my wife also.. We would love to be there"

"The vast majority of Canadians, are 100% behind God and the American Patriot"

and this gem:

"J.McCain, P. Ryan, and the rhino’s, we can no longer trust the talk if the bend they go!"

[Drew2510]

80. Obvious BS.

If an insurrection were to occur it would probably take the form of an insurgency and asymmetrical warfare. This could be difficult to combat as it would result in massive civilian casualties spread out across the entire country

[Trajan]

106. say what?

er ... it would take all of half a day to wind down this supposed insurrection ...

however, you sound like an expert in these matters ... how will they successfully execute an insurrection? ... inform us ...

[Drew2510]

107. You are badly mistaken.

Do you understand the meaning and use of asymetrical warfare.?

It is my hypothesis that they would strike locally while at the same time attack remote, yet critical infastructure such as railroad and Interstate bridges, pipe and electical lines, comunictions towers, water supplies, etc, etc. They will attempt to make the cities cold, dark and hungry so that they will bargin with them

Regardless of the military's capability they will not be able to prevent this in a country as large as ours with so much remore critical infastructure.. Moreover when lots of civilians start to be killed due to drone and artillery striks in the cities and towns there will be an outcry to negotiate. The insurgents will not engage with our military, if at all possible

Yes I have studied and been schooled in countetinsurgency.

[Trajan]

110. Alarmist much?

It seems like your extreme education in the 'art' of counterinsurgency is both generated by, and directly feeding your paranoia about the merits and effectiveness of armed revolt in a nation such as the United States ...

I greatly doubt that more than 0.0001% of the population would ever even consider joinng such a forlorn juggernaut, let alone actually participate in one ... The established organs of governments across the land, and especially the police forces within each jurisdiction, wood never brook such an insurrection, and would quickly squash any organized effort to overturn the federal government ...

I am guessing your exquisite expertise is seeking an outlet, which your imagination seems happy to provide ...

Good luck with that ...

[Drew2510]

112. Well it is very

obvious that you do not understand the origins of insurrection, or asymetrical warfare nor the attitudes of the more rural American people. Instead you are trying, rather unsuccessfully, to psycoanalize my motives, and that sir is pure horsesh.t. You have not presented any viable arugement againt my hypothses.

I will speculate that both the military and police will be very hesitant to kill sizable numbers of Americans..

BTW why do find my argument and study extreme,? There are hundreds, if not thousands of Americans that have received the same training and education.

I suspect my hypothesis scares the poop out of you and so it should

[mitty14u2]

81. Tea Party Patriots

Tea Party Patriots

Tea Party Patriots/Save America Foundation/Glenn Beck/Christian Action Network/Martin Mawyer: Sharia Law in America

http://kirkelliottphd.com/save-america-convention-solutions-for-the-escalating-crisis/

The 2011 convention in Colorado makes me wonder if Colorado shootings and these nuts have something in common, Fueling the Fire?

[Rex]

82. What the fuck is wrong with these special brand of idiots!?

What the fuck 'freedums' have they lost!? I swear humans must be one of the dumbest or most gullible species on the planet earth!

[Populist_Prole]

84. Pffft! Some may die all right: The TP base, and of old age

More chest beating from soon to be irrelevant reactionary curmudgeons. The flame is always brightest before it flickers out.

[Adrahil]

85. These guys are always full of hot air.

It's gonna be 12 over-the-hill bigots toting their pocket Constitutions (which most of them haven't actually read) and sporting neckbeards and wearing Duck Dynasty apparel. Pure comedy.

[frylock]

87. Phase 1: Collect underpants

don't forget to come Constitutionally/Spiritually armed!

[brooklynite]

91. I'd like to suggest a much simpler approach...

It's called "voting in an election". Mind you, they'll need to buff up their numbers from 10 million to somewhere north of 65...

[Bluenorthwest]

101. There are not 10 million of them brooklynite, not even close.

nt

[Blue Idaho]

92. Shit Oh Dear

Millions of Americans? Go Full bore, no looking back, steadfast in mission? These "patriots" won't last past the 4:00 pm Early Bird Special at the Golden Griddle.

[Coyotl]

93. Without a catchy name, how can this ever succeed? How about "The March against Democracy" or

"The Tea Party Pee In" cuz they are pissed off about losing elections and want to just have mob rule instead.

[Berlum]

96. + 1

[BlueToTheBone]

95. " some of us will end up in a cell"

I believe they will be padded.

[Jamaal510]

98. OT, but does anyone know if Ted Nugent

is "dead or in jail" yet? He promised he would be if O got re-elected.

[RandiFan1290]

103. yeehaw

[muriel_volestrangler]

105. But Free Republic has had the brilliant idea of turning up a month earlier

https://twitter.com/AmericanSpr2014

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3108619/posts?page=1

And, dammit, Jim Robinson had his idea, and he's not going to join anyone else's overthrow of the government march to restore the original constitution, without all those pesky Amendments from 13 onwards. So he's going to turn up with his 10 million patriots in DC in April. So there. The portapotties are already booked, anyway.

[ThoughtCriminal]

109. Meeting photo

[niyad]

111. I don't know when the hell this was written, but, last I checked, some puke IS speaker. and

"the senior democrat leader in the Senate will become majority leader". cripes, they don't even know who the HELL is in office, and they are going to make a dem majority leader.

whatever the hell is in their kool-ade, they need to cut back, or get out a civics for dummies book.

[D23MIURG23]

114. 'Some people may die'

But probably just because they forgot how to breathe.

[Drunken Irishman]

117. Pew! Pew!