Fat, dumb, ugly... We can't mock anyone here anymore...except for

[NightWatcher]

The South.

We can still make fun of people who just happen to live in a region of the country.

Damn it feels good to be better than someone else.

Carry on.

[In_The_Wind]

1. But

I was born there.

[boston bean]

2. seems to me like there's some maturity issues abound!

[PasadenaTrudy]

6. I think

there must be a lot of young people here, in their 20s...

[CJCRANE]

3. A big, fat, ugly, gay, black Jewish redneck walked into a bar.

He sounds like an interesting guy, I'd like to meet him.

[JustAnotherGen]

4. Hey! I live in New Jersey!

Everyone keeps comparing our government to the Sopranos . . . absolutely no respect for Boardwalk Empire.

Even though David Wildstein used to write under the name 'Wally Edge' - get it? ->>> Walter Edge.

http://boardwalkempire.wikia.com/wiki/Walter_Edge

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Evans_Edge

And Governor Walter Edge helped form the Port Authority!

Oh what a tangled web they weave! Everything - I mean EVERYTHING comes full circle!

Pssst - I don't like when people pick on Southerners here - my daddy was a 'Bama man.

[Mopar151]

5. Can't forget SUV's, cars in general, or NASCAR

and, of course, Toyota GOOD, Pinto BAD -- and there is a religous exemption for Bugatti Veyron worship, because, like, $2million!

[snooper2]

7. We can mock the concept of Jesus still!

Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?












A: You only need one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus.

LOL