Well, just when you think you've heard everything...

[PCIntern]

I have alluded to the few Tea Partiers in my practice over the years. They've been kind of quiet here since the re-election of their nemesis, BHO, but yesterday, the bombardment began again:

"Did you hear about the poisoning of water from the chemical plant? It was the White House operatives who caused the leak in order to distract from Benghazi."

Stunned, I replied in a whisper, "I have no doubt..." She thought I was agreeing with her...in my brain I finished the sentence, "...that you are insane."

I recemented her crown and dismissed her promptly...

[Shandris]

1. I think she drank from the water and it had an unusual adverse...

...reaction!

I thought that Benghazi thing was pretty much destroyed by now? Didn't some recent revelations prove it was nothing? Good lord there's so many different tentacles to keep up with in the world-gone-Right that it strains your mental sanity just to try.

[Shrike47]

2. The paranoid cannot be dissuaded by facts or reason.

It's better to just minimize your exposure. It sounds as though she's mentally I'll.

[BlueStreak]

4. Benghazi is a religion ... literally

Everyone I know who is going on about Benghazi is also a religious fanatic.

[BlueStreak]

3. That is insane ... considering that everybody knows Obama created the NFL playoffs

to distract from Benghazi.

[Live and Learn]

5. I'd love to engage her further,

especially while your instruments were in her mouth.

"But Benghazi has been shown to be caused by exactly what the Obama administration claimed, you must have missed that".

"argresj."

"What's that? I can't make out what you are saying. Anyhow, I agree with you that the poisoning of any body of water deserves a thorough investigation and should be prosecuted to the fullest."

"fucsdtrsf asdrfas"

Sorry, still can't understand you. Please rinse with the water that comes from, hmm, to be honest we have no idea, but I am sure you will be relieved to know it definitely wasn't Benghazi. Please stop upfront on your way out because I forgot to include the discount we offer to those of diminished or brainwashed mental capacity. By the way, as you are well aware, the ACA expressly forbids me from continuing our business relationship.

"Whsdt tsre fsdrwsdr?"

"What, I couldn't make that out, but I'm sure Limbaugh informed you that you Obama mandated that you lose all your coverage. Have a wonderful life and take good care of your teeth because Obama has mandated us to pull them if anyone brings up Benghazi."

[freshwest]

10. LOL. But you know he can't get away with that... n/t

[Octafish]

6. Their crazy ideas come from somewhere.

The antidote, Doctor:

Power, Corruption and Propaganda: A Sampler

The website's motto: "We don't cover the news. We uncover the truth."

[pnwest]

11. Jesus Christ! Look at that face!!! Anyone know

what she was saying at that moment?

[JoePhilly]

7. Gas her good ... then plant subliminal thoughts.

Imagine her walking around all day being confused as to why she keeps thinking about how sexy President Obama is.

[spanone]

8. obviously her brains were leaking from that loose crown....

[PCIntern]

9. So THAT was what that stuff was...

didn't look exactly like breakfast...

[spanone]

12. bwahaahahahaaa

[Le Taz Hot]

13. I'd have been tempted to cement her

tongue to her upper pallet, but that's just me.