The Conservative's Guide To Debate

[JaneyVee]

Step 9: Continuously repeat step 2

[Trekologer]

1. There's not enough Benghazi

Benghazi is at least 4 more steps. The Conservative Debater is not doing so properly unless they continue to mention Benghazi.

By the way, Benghazi.

[JaneyVee]

4. Ben Ghazi 2016

[NCLefty]

5. Pff... no Obamacare anywhere!

Completely unrealistic.

[Beartracks]

6. "I've got a fevah! And the only thing that'll cure it... is more BenGAHzi!" n/t

[Thinkingabout]

2. 10: Threaten them with sending Giuliani to speak for you on the Sunday shows.

[TheDebbieDee]

3. You forgot step 10.....

When it is clear that the debate has been lost, assert that Trayvon Martin was rooting out a drug dealer when he was murdered by poor, lil, defenseless Zimmerman?

[MrScorpio]

7. After debating many of these motherfuckers, I approve of this message. nt

[Beartracks]

8. LOL'ing cuz it's true. n/t

[Stargleamer]

9. In my experience, they don't do this. . .

instead, they get use "facts" that have come to them indirectly from the Heritage Foundation or the Hoover Institute. George Will gets his dubious "facts" from similar sources.

[Oldtimeralso]

10. If the "Conservative" in the debate

In the future (Nov.2014 and Nov.2016) it is not Benghazi but Ben Dover!

[jmowreader]

11. You forgot about calling the libtard a "socialist" and talking about Obama's birth certificate

And yes, there need to be a lot more Benghazis in there.

[bvar22]

12. Step 10:

When backed into an indefensible corner,
use one or more of these: