Iranian news agency says the U.S. is secretly run by Nazi space aliens. Really.

[cali]

If there's one resource this world has in abundance, it's human insanity.


Iran's semi-official news outlets have something of a reputation for taking conspiracy theorism to the next level. They've written on Israel's secret plans to annex Iraq, the conspiracy by Western media to fabricate quotes by Iranian President Hassan Rouhani condemning the Holocaust and the secret Jewishness of the British royal family. You may notice a certain theme here.

On Sunday, the hard-line semi-official Fars News dropped one of its biggest bombshells yet: The United States government has been secretly run by a "shadow government" of space aliens since 1945. Yes, space aliens. The alien government is based out of Nevada and had previously run Nazi Germany. It adds, for timeliness, that the controversial NSA programs are actually a tool for the aliens to hide their presence on Earth and their secret agenda for global domination. This is all asserted as incontrovertible fact with no caveats.

There are so many wonderful details here. As proof that aliens were secretly behind the Nazis, the report explains that Germany built hundreds of submarines toward the end of the war, far more than would have been possible with mere human technology. It does not explain why aliens with access to interstellar travel built subs that were so grossly incapable against the British navy, or why all-powerful extraterrestrials were unable to help the Nazis resist an invasion by Allied forces that are mere cavemen relative to their own technology. So far, these are pretty unimpressive aliens.

In any case, after losing the war, the aliens apparently installed themselves as the secret force behind the United States government. President Obama is said to be a tool of the aliens, though anti-alien factions within the U.S. government are fighting to topple him. Their present aim is to install a global surveillance system that will, somehow, allow them to finally impose a one-world government and enslave humanity.

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/01/13/iranian-news-agency-says-the-u-s-is-secretly-run-by-nazi-space-aliens-really/

[stevenleser]

1. Wasn't this an episode in the original Battlestar Galactica? I will check. nt

[Xipe Totec]

2. Is this from the Ironion news agency?

[stevenleser]

3. Yep, they stole this from the 1980 Season of the original Battlestar Galactica series

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galactica_Discovers_Earth

[Orrex]

8. Not quite the original, I believe

Still, props to Iran for figuring it out.

[stevenleser]

9. There was a Battlestar Galactica series prior to the one with Lorne Greene? nt

[Orrex]

11. There was a Battlestar Galactica series prior to Battlestar Galactica 1980

[stevenleser]

19. I thought it was a continuous play, just a few actors changed between 1979-1980 nt

[Orrex]

21. I used to think that too

But Wiki suggests otherwise, based on the dates of airing.

Weird and wild stuff.

[spanone]

4. so, you're saying we're not?

look at the house.

[cali]

5. OK, you've got a point

[el_bryanto]

6. Wasn't that the plot to the X-Files? nt

[get the red out]

7. They are wrong

It's not the Tall Whites, they just have one base here and spend their free time in Las Vegas, not DC. It's the Greys, the control Area 51 and have all those underground bases that make humming sounds in Indiana.

Iran doesn't have very good intelligence.

[11 Bravo]

10. They must think that World Net Daily is hiring.

[infoviro]

12. Story is bullshit

and the Washington Post is on the same par as Iran's news agency anyway

[cali]

13. are you saying that the story was invented by the WaPo?

agree that they're a shitty organization, but I doubt they made this story up out of whole cloth.

[infoviro]

14. I'll try to find it

but what I saw is that the story originated on some U.S. blog and that Iranian press picked it up, like something the way that China News Agency has picked up Onion articles. The Washington Post picking it up is a smear campaign against Iran, the same way they do against North Korea. All these crazy stories coming out about North Korea, you don't think that shit is coordinated?

[muriel_volestrangler]

16. It comes from whatdoesitmean.com, a site run by conspiracy theorists

who say any old shit about Russia, in the knowledge that some gullible people will fall for it. They don't do it for satire; they get people who believe it to pay to read their shit. Pointing out the gullibility and stupidity of FARS is not a 'smear campaign'. FARS are grown-ups; if they are idiots, too stupid to be in charge of a news agency, it's fine to point that out.

[infoviro]

17. It certainly is

https://www.google.com/#q=iranian+aliens+story&spell=1

Why is American and Western controlled media so eager to write a story about Iran flubbing a story? Look at who is covering this. Everybody. Forbes. Washington Post. UPI. Why? They weren't so bold to report the mistakes made in the run up to the Iraq war. Also pretty telling Haaretz and JPost jumped on the bandwagon.

[muriel_volestrangler]

18. Carry on - you're becoming quite comical yourself

"Why is American and Western controlled media so eager to write a story about Iran flubbing a story?"

Because it's funny. They'd do the same if the BBC, France24, or any international media fell for a load of BS like that. Your desperation to defend FARS for idiocy looks pretty funny too. Though your last sentence looks ominous. Why is that 'pretty telling'?

[muriel_volestrangler]

15. The FARS story is still up on its website

The WP is taking the piss - it's not as gullible as FARS.

[Demo_Chris]

20. Makes as much sense as anything else. nt

[etherealtruth]

22. It would explain john boehner (sp)

[Glassunion]

23. Cali... You're my hero.

Do you realize how much your one post has suddenly explained so many questions that I have been pondering? This Nazi space alien thing explains a shit ton.

[joeybee12]

24. Well, since the official "religion" of Iran is Scientology...this makes sense...nt

[Coyotl]

25. Dialogue has to start somewhere. Maybe an exchange program.

We could send them some Nazi space aliens and they could send us some real human beings.

[MADem]

26. I thought they got rid of Ahmadi Nejad!

Apparently his flaky appointees are still floating fatty turds hither and yon!



I thought Press TV trying to pass of a model airplane as the "New Persian Fighter Aircraft" was funny enough, but this takes the cake!