It Is Now Possible To 3-D Print Your Unborn Fetus

[The Straight Story]

So you dropped some cash and upgraded to a 4-D ultrasound, and now you’re thinking to yourself, “Well I’ve already had my unborn baby’s glamour shots captured in every dimension known to man. Now how else can I prepare for my child's arrival?”

For $600, a company named 3D Babies will turn your ultrasound into a life-sized fetal sculpture, delivered in a satin-lined wood box that would be impolite to call a coffin.

Let's break down a few of the selling points, as stated on the company Website:

“Imagine holding your baby before he or she is born.”

http://www.fastcodesign.com/3024940/design-crime/it-is-now-possible-to-3-d-print-your-unborn-fetus

[Scootaloo]

1. It's PRECIOUS!

Gollum, gollum!

[nadinbrzezinski]

2. Looks like a medical teaching model

[Lithos]

3. Ick

...

[MannyGoldstein]

4. That is totally awesome

And creepy.

But awesome.

[CFLDem]

5. Creepy

[Vashta Nerada]

6. Creepy!

Just because one can do it doesn't mean one should.

[Initech]

7. This ranks about a 9 out of 10 on my WTF-o-meter.

[Katashi_itto]

8. 3d Print your fetus? Isn't that sort of hard on the kid? Why not just have it the traditional way?

Progress...meh.

[ohheckyeah]

9. Sounds like a less painful

alternative to child birth.

And for some reason it is mildly creepy.

[madinmaryland]

10. The gun-nutters can already create their 3D gunz. The smokers will soon

be able to create 3D ciggies.

[jmowreader]

12. One smoker would create one 3-d printed cigarette

His obit would read, "Joe Jones, 17, died from inhaling the poisonous smoke from burning plastic while attempting to smoke a cigarette he printed on a 3-d printer."

[BlancheSplanchnik]

11. ugh that face is repulsive.....

Looks like a big Ross Perot head on a tiny body in deathly repose.

[1000words]

13. Humans are a silly, silly species

We're not even trying anymore ...

[PeaceNikki]

14. they also sell celebrity fetuses

Cuz who doesn't want Queen Bey's fetus??