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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHow to write an OP in GD that sinks like a stone
1) Avoid snarky and divisive titles
2) Don't broad brush groups
3) Be serious and at least try to see more than one perspective
4) Avoid personal attacks on other DUers
5) Post about something other than the current GD obsession du jour
That's my top five, what are your hints and tips for writing OPs that are guaranteed to drop into total obscurity?
MineralMan
(146,284 posts)I can't think of anything to add to it.
Sinking posts on DU are easy to create, but some of the best posts on DU sink. I read those, too.
randome
(34,845 posts)[hr][font color="blue"][center]The truth doesnt always set you free.
Sometimes it builds a bigger cage around the one youre already in.[/center][/font][hr]
L0oniX
(31,493 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)And I'm damned tired of it!
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Stop looking for heroes. BE one.[/center][/font][hr]
quinnox
(20,600 posts)Write a post making a definitive statement. Don't ask for other opinions or viewpoints.
Write a mega-long post, that most people will take a quick look at the wall of text, say forget it, and quickly move on.
Write the most boring headline you can think of.
OilemFirchen
(7,143 posts)Nobody likes authoritarianism.
Coyotl
(15,262 posts)Some days it seems there is a thread in DU for every thought that day.
Bluenorthwest
(45,319 posts)Also, any discussion of actual Democratic politics is frowned upon.
pampango
(24,692 posts)And do not rely too heavily on facts, statistics or use too many blue links. Better is "I'm right and you're an idiot (or an 'apologist' or a 'purist', etc.)" with nothing to back it up other than fear and emotion - of course, using a suitable emoticon to 'prove' your point.
lame54
(35,282 posts)MineralMan
(146,284 posts)Blanks
(4,835 posts)NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)Trying for the trifecta of non-sinking post titles.
What am I missing?
SMC22307
(8,090 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Sure, it's not essential to be perfect but when the post makes one's mind stumble, the intent is often lost.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]I'm always right. When I'm wrong I admit it.
So then I'm right about being wrong.[/center][/font][hr]
TalkingDog
(9,001 posts)Sorry, couldn't resist
randome
(34,845 posts)[hr][font color="blue"][center]Don't ever underestimate the long-term effects of a good night's sleep.[/center][/font][hr]
Mass
(27,315 posts)People here love talking about poverty when it helps bashing the GOP (bashing the GOP seems to be a major activity), but talking about issues concerning poverty and not just repeating talking points is a sure way to sink the thread.
treestar
(82,383 posts)With responses. They know it and that's why they do it.
Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)intheflow
(28,460 posts)but we seem unable to stop throwing them huge slabs of shit to eat.
librechik
(30,674 posts)huh--oh, I see what you did there!
MineralMan
(146,284 posts)6) Don't be concerned with the number of DURecs your post will gather.
Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)MineralMan
(146,284 posts)It's so tedious, though, deciding when to press "Enter," don't you find?
L0oniX
(31,493 posts)...post pictures of Obama and say how dignified and presidential he looks. Does that still work?
Works every time!
Blue_In_AK
(46,436 posts)so I don't bother doing OPs.
intheflow
(28,460 posts)And I rarely post for the same reason. If I truly feel I've written an OP I think DU needs to consider, I pm people I know are allies and ask them to read it and rec it if they also think it's something that should be read. Of course, you've gotten some of those pms from me.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)lumberjack_jeff
(33,224 posts)The point of dialectic is discussing the merit of opposing positions.
The opposite of dialog is monolog. Articulating both halves of a conversation may be artful and self-gratifying, but it doesn't require any participation on anyone else's part.
Now you're supposed to say "Huh-uh!".
MannyGoldstein
(34,589 posts)Unless said dog is a pit bull, of course.
X_Digger
(18,585 posts)Prophet 451
(9,796 posts)Write something long, like 3-6,000 words long.
Write about something most people don't want to think about (such as prisons).
Egalitarian Thug
(12,448 posts)I had never read TLDR before hanging here.
Response to Fumesucker (Original post)
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Barack_America
(28,876 posts)LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)Now just sit back and watch your thread die. My replies tend to do that to threads.
Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)malthaussen
(17,184 posts)Most of my OPs have, in the words of my friend David Hume, fallen "dead-born from the Press." I would add, though, that time of posting may make a difference, too.
-- Mal
pangaia
(24,324 posts)eggplant
(3,911 posts)All right, I am! I'm shouting, I'm shouting, I'm shout... *thud*
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)klook
(12,154 posts)It's always better to write one that says something like, "OK, I finally lost it" or "Yeah, right, OK, what the fuck EVER" or "Are You Fricken Kidding Me???!!?"
The last example is a double whammy, because it could generate an animated sub-thread on the topic of "Fricken" vs. "Frickin'" vs. "Friggin'" etc.
Another way for your OP to sink like a stone: Don't enrage any DUers. Righteous indignation is our favorite snack food.
DBoon
(22,354 posts)... it's going places
A HERETIC I AM
(24,365 posts)MrScorpio
(73,630 posts)Like a rock
cloudbase
(5,513 posts)You're an asshole if you don't. . .
Am I the only one who. . .?
Can you believe these jury results?
Response to cloudbase (Reply #45)
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defacto7
(13,485 posts)To boil it down...
Posting on this site is received as entertainment and treated as a popularity contest by it's constituents.
But that's what most of the web is considered these days and since people involved in Internet society like to be titillated, I don't see it changing very soon.
bullwinkle428
(20,629 posts)I'm totally familiar with those!
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)progressoid
(49,969 posts)defacto7
(13,485 posts)"Sex" in any form or any body part that may be considered sexually attractive or any sexual act that may be considered taboo. That will assure it doesn't pop to the top for no apparent reason.
defacto7
(13,485 posts)"How to write an OP in GD that sinks like a stone"
Egalitarian Thug
(12,448 posts)Any story that points to the fact that we are at all responsible for allowing rampant criminality, especially when the perpetrator wears the blue jersey.
Any thread that suggests that the comfortable help to sustain injustice.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)frazzled
(18,402 posts)And write more than 14 words.
jtuck004
(15,882 posts)The shiny stuff is deep.
Could be just a list run and posted every day (might already be). Messages sorted by their daily ranking, once every 24 hours, starting with the lowest one. It would be interesting to see what fell down, minus the chaff (deleted names, etc).
Maybe sometime I will look at search options and see if that's possible by a mortal.