In trying to elevate and enlighten the mind of My Favorite Wingnut,

[Jackpine Radical]

I sent the following message:

Haiku: an unrhymed verse form having three lines containing usually five, seven, and five syllables respectively.


Example for Benghazi nuts:

I am a dead horse
And yet you keep kicking me
I am horse, still dead

[pinboy3niner]

1. Nice, lol! Ode on a dead horse. A dead, dead, dead, dead horse.

But your friend probably doesn't do haiku. Only Conspoetry.

[Scuba]

2. Nicely done! Here's a Republican haiku on healthcare ...

Blood in the urine.
A tingling down the left arm.
Walk it off, Grandma.

[pinboy3niner]

4. The last line could also be...

Thanks, Obama!

[Arugula Latte]

3. Haiku on the environment:

Poison in the water
Factories and plants explode
Yay, deregulation!

[nadinbrzezinski]

5. NICE!!!

[byronius]

6. Really, this is like the best thread ever.