0.01%ers fearing the Rich Holocaust, there is a ray of hope!
The mega-rich are quite concerned about the Hitleresque persecution they face in the prospect of tax rates returning to 1980s levels or the littles not kissing their asses with quite the zeal to which they've become accustomed.
Yes. It's just like the Holocaust.
But fear not, parasites! Because you have an advantage that most targets of genocide do not.
Unlike Jews, blacks, gays, the disabled, the elderly, gypsies, etc.., the rich are able to step right out of the persecuted class.
There's a little known put powerful method by which rich people can escape the horrors of richness.
Give away all your money.
Then you wouldn't have to whine all the time about how fucking TRAGIC it is being rich. You could go on that welfare that you think exists and live the life of ease and comfort, with Cadillacs and Alaskan crab legs for dinner every night, that you claim typifies poverty.
Problem. Fucking. Solved.