It's time for the 2014 SOTU Drinking Game!

[Initech]

Take a drink every time Obama says "We must move America forward".

Take two drinks if the economy is mentioned repeatedly, three if they talk about jobs.

Finish your drink every time they point to a random celebrity audience member.

Do a shot when they mention the 2014 elections.

Chug during Rand Paul's rebuttal.

Anything else to add to this list?

[quinnox]

1. Take a drink everytime Obama defends the spying programs

as necessary to "protect the homeland", or mentions the word "terrorists" or mentions the word "homeland".

[1000words]

2. Stomach pump on the ready ...

At least we'll all be too fucked up to give a shit.

[longship]

3. Two shots if a GOPer rudely interrupts.

Finish a whole bottle if chair throwing ensues.

[cali]

4. Puke when he speaks glowingly about the tpp.

[cherokeeprogressive]

5. One shot for every self-reference: "I, Me, My, Mine" etc. n/t

[Initech]

10. You might as well chug the whole bottle!

[In_The_Wind]

6. Record it.

If I drink that much, I'll miss something.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

7. Alas, I always skip commercials...especially those presented by politicians.

[Aristus]

8. One shot if the President says: "We've come a long way, but the job is not done yet."

[rusty fender]

9. Take a sip everytime he says

"make no mistake about it"

[MissMillie]

11. I learned my lesson on this one.... the best strategy is not to play

In 2008, I tuned into the GOP National Convention on Monday Evening. On the table next to me sat a shot glass and a pitcher of what I call "windex shots" (vodka, blue curacao, sprite).

I said every time someone says "Reagan," I'll do a shot.

The first thing that happened that night was a 5 minute video tribute to Ronald Reagan.