Mormons Declare War

[packman]

on the sperm-wasters.

&feature=player_embedded

Me, I prefer the Monty Python's "Every Sperm is Sacred"- Mormons gotta lighten up

[Stargazer09]

1. Along those same lines...

One of my favorite short story websites, 365tomorrows, featured a story yesterday that fits very well with your OP.

http://365tomorrows.com/01/31/eureka/

[Ilsa]

2. OMG. Comparing getting off to porn

with war. Hyperbole at its best.

Frankly, that look the two guys gave each other with 26 seconds left had me wondering about both of them.

[edhopper]

3. Little known fact

Utah has the highest per capita use of pornography of any State.

[2naSalit]

9. And

ID, UT have some of the highest child sexual abuse rates in the country. Or they did back in the late 90s. I attended state judicial summits in ID, couple years in a row, and one of the issues of concern were the high rates of child sex abuse. ID is a high LDs population. Most think it's only Utah but Idaho and Nevada, Wyoming and SW Montana should be included in that. They also have a large population in SD, CA (note they built a "temple" right on the Rose Canyon fault about 18 years ago.)

[PowerToThePeople]

4. The NSA Is Watching You Masturbate Right Now

YOUR HOME — You are among the millions currently being watched by intelligence analysts at the National Security Agency as you masturbate alone in your room, sources confirmed today.

Documents leaked by ex-NSA contractor Edward Snowden indicate that at this very moment, your webcam has been activated and has been taken over by NSA Director Gen. Keith Alexander, who is watching and judging you as you click on video clip after video clip of hardcore pornography across numerous websites.

“Oh, this looks interesting,” sources confirmed Gen. Alexander said from the upper study of his home in Alexandria, Va., as he jimmied his pants down to his ankles.

Multiple sources confirming details to Duffel Blog refused to be identified because they were not authorized to speak on-the-record, or they were embarrassed because they climaxed before you.

http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/12/nsa-watching-masturbate-right-now/

[iemitsu]

11. Thank you for the link to that interesting blog.

I fear that now Kieth Alexander's face will appear, grinning on screen like pictured above, every time I queue up porn.
A far more effective deterrent to watching porn than the Mormon war documentary.

[LuvNewcastle]

5. Bring it on, Mormons!

Hope you can afford dry-cleaning.

[packman]

6. The war analogy fits

bazookas, guns spouting off bullets, land mines the boom-boom exhausted soldier. The Mormons, they are true masters at the analogy and metaphor.

[Berlum]

7. "But toe-tapping extramarital diaper-sex with hookers is cool & fun. Smirk" - RepubliVangalistas (R)

"That is, of course, only if you are a Republicon." - RepubliVangalistas (R)

[riderinthestorm]

8. Ok, I needed this laugh. Thanks for posting!

Can't wait til President Chris from BYU is busted with porn on his computer!

You know its gonna happen.

[arely staircase]

10. that young man should be seated next to the first lady

recognized by the president, applauded by members of both parties from both houses of congress and a source of great controversy at DU.

[RainDog]

12. Religions are such respositories for lies

I feel sorry for anyone who is brought up to believe such unmitigated bullshit. imo, religion is a lot like emotional child abuse

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

13. Yep. Real GIs never, ever, look at naughty pictures.

[Xyzse]

14. I have to apologize. Any time I see the word Mormon, I keep reading it without the 2nd "m"

It is like a trick of the sight. The 2nd m immediately blurs, until my mind goes back and goes, oh, I missed that.

Sorry, got lost a bit. Any way, yeah, they really have to lighten up.