The REAL Questions Creationists Asked Bill Nye - Funny stuff!!!

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[TheMathieu]

1. #2

Time for some air conditioner problems in eternity.

[cui bono]

2. ...

[cui bono]

3. These are so funny I rec'd my own thread.

Be sure to go and look at them all.

[rhett o rick]

4. I rec'd it also. nm

[cui bono]

5. The more the merrier!

[rhett o rick]

6. Who's "Merrier"? I once knew a Mary R." nm

[awoke_in_2003]

7. My wife's name is Mary Jane...

She still cusses her mother about that.

[rhett o rick]

8. Cool, I met a Mary Jane once, back in '63. I wonder if it was her.

No that was Sarah Jane. Never mind.

[cui bono]

11. Merri... er... I mean...

What was your name again?

[rhett o rick]

15. Wait just a minute. I think you are just trying to trick me into kicking this thread again.

Well it isnt going to work.

[cui bono]

16. Why in god's name would I do that?

[rhett o rick]

32. See you're trying to do it again, but I am not falling for it. nm

[cui bono]

37. The devil made me do it.

[rhett o rick]

40. Who are you? "Geraldine Jones?"

[demigoddess]

9. one thing I wish scientists would say is

what if God created science? what if God made sure everything had rules that we can find out by experimentation and study so that we may create great things ourselves?? I say something like that when I discuss reincarnation. Most believers will not allow any belief because of God and the Bible doesn't mention it. But I say 'what if God created reincarnation??' What if God created science so that we can create a small pox vaccine, a polio vaccine? And what if when God created man he did so through stages which we now call evolution? What if God created evolution to give us hints of something he wants us to know?? Would you really have us ignore the clues God has left us??

[ConsSoLoca]

21. Great argument.

There are too many on both the left and the right who believe science and God are incompatible when in fact God could have been the author of all scientific laws.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

22. Why would scientists say any of those things?

"Would you really have us ignore the clues God has left us??" Since there is no evidence that your God even exists, much less that "he" left clues, that would be a silly thing for scientists to consider.

And, if there were a god who really wanted us to know certain things, why wouldn't he just come out and tell us. This hint shit is really lame.

Don't answer, I'm sure you have some circular, self-perpetuating god-reasoning answer for every question and I will reject all of them.

[eridani]

28. This is simply irrelevant

Science is about studying the operating system of the universe.

If some deity wrote the rules, that leads to the conclusion that the operating system of the universe is what it is.

If there is no author, that also leads to the conclusion that the operating system of the universe is what it is.

Why pick unnecessary fights, given such widespread scientific illiteracy. How science works does not depend on either the existence or the non-existence of a deity.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

30. I agree completely. I believe, however, you should have posted this reply to

demigoddess.

[demigoddess]

38. Gee you sure take this personally

God is supposedly a parent, parents usually like kids to learn things for themselves not have everything spoon fed to them. You are also presuming legible communication between god and human.

also I am an atheist but if I were a believer why would I put limits on god?? God exists but he cannot comprehend the passing of time or the development of the human he created?? sounds like believing in a stupid god to me!!!!

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

43. Lulz! Me taking it "personally." What does that even mean?

As for the things people who make up things make up--yeah, there is no limit. Which is part of why it's meaningless. One can just make up anything, and often, as I said, religious people make up circular, self-perpetuating nonsense and call it reason, which I personally reject, as should any reasonable person, especially a scientist.

[LiberalAndProud]

42. I gotta ask.

If God created science so that we could create vaccines against small pox and polio, why didn't he just not invent the diseases in the first place? It's not an argument I'd care for, and I don't think scientists should get into the religion business.

[Vashta Nerada]

10. Many creationists are idiots.

I know six year olds who are smarter.

[Jerry442]

12. The kids who won't take "Because I said so" as an answer are going to be just fine.

It's the ones who do that scare the crap out of me.

[Jerry442]

13. "Nice soul you've got there..."

It's interesting to see that some people consider Tony Soprano to be the foremost authority on the issues of good and evil.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

14. My fav...

[TlalocW]

17. What purpose does she think she has?

Is her whole point of existence to be saved? Well, if she thinks she's accomplished that, then she can pretty much quit everything else, can't she?

TlalocW

[Spitfire of ATJ]

18. She's supposed to live her life resisting temptation....

In other words,...to not have a life.

[nikto]

19. Her God...

Drinks skunky beer, beats his wife, loves Rush Limbaugh, votes repugnican,
and goes ballistic at the slightest irritation to his towering ego.


An awesome god.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

20. Just like dear old dad.

[FSogol]

26. My fav too.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

23. "How do you explain a sunrise if there is no god?" Really?????!!!!!!!!!!

Wow. There really is just no way to begin to begin with such astounding cluelessness.

[cui bono]

31. You mean "if THEIR is no god"

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

35. I usually notice that sort of thing immediately, but the stupid was so blinding here, I missed it!

[eridani]

33. Tell me why the stars do shine

Tell me why the ivy twines
Tell me why the sky's so blue
And I will tell you just why I love you

Nuclear fusion is why stars do shine
Tropisms make the ivy twine
Raleigh scattering makes the sky so blue
Gonads and hormones are why I love you

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

34. Beautiful!

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

24. http://www.notjustatheory.com/

The brain trust above may be too far gone for this to help, but it's a good resource for those who aren't totally brainwashed.

You've been told that "evolution is just a theory", a guess, a hunch, and not a fact, not proven. You've been misled. Keep reading, and in less than two minutes from now you'll know that you've been misinformed. We're not going to try and change your mind about evolution. We just want to point out that "it's just a theory" is not a valid argument.

The Theory of Evolution is a theory, but guess what? When scientists use the word theory, it has a different meaning to normal everyday use.1 That's right, it all comes down to the multiple meanings of the word theory. If you said to a scientist that you didn't believe in evolution because it was "just a theory", they'd probably be a bit puzzled.

In everyday use, theory means a guess or a hunch, something that maybe needs proof. In science, a theory is not a guess, not a hunch. It's a well-substantiated, well-supported, well-documented explanation for our observations.2 It ties together all the facts about something, providing an explanation that fits all the observations and can be used to make predictions. In science, theory is the ultimate goal, the explanation. It's as close to proven as anything in science can be.

Some people think that in science, you have a theory, and once it's proven, it becomes a law. That's not how it works. In science, we collect facts, or observations, we use laws to describe them, and a theory to explain them. You don't promote a theory to a law by proving it. A theory never becomes a law.

http://www.notjustatheory.com/

[dsc]

36. they used to become laws

but then we elected this horrible House of Representatives and now nothing becomes a law.

[malaise]

25. Where ignorance is bliss

'tis folly to be wise.

Damn these people are beyond ignorant.

[giftedgirl77]

27. That's just painful

[CrispyQ]

29. There was some serious stupid there!

“Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality. When we recognize our place in an immensity of light‐years and in the passage of ages, when we grasp the intricacy, beauty, and subtlety of life, then that soaring feeling, that sense of elation and humility combined, is surely spiritual. So are our emotions in the presence of great art or music or literature, or acts of exemplary selfless courage such as those of Mohandas Gandhi or Martin Luther King, Jr. The notion that science and spirituality are somehow mutually exclusive does a disservice to both.”

― Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark

[Brewinblue]

39. Monkeys

Proof that evolution is a farce!

[theHandpuppet]

41. Even The Onion couldn't have come up with funnier questions

But I still want my pic of Jesus riding a dinosaur.