New Poll Finds Most NFL Players Still Not Ready To Date Gay Teammate

[Blue_Tires]

NEW YORK—Providing further evidence of the hesitancy in professional sports to accept homosexual athletes as equals, a new poll published Thursday revealed that more than 97 percent of NFL players are still not ready to date a gay teammate. “Throughout the league there’s a lot of archaic attitudes toward homosexuality, and I’m just not sure NFL players are comfortable enough to enter a monogamous relationship with a gay teammate,” said an anonymous player who felt that a steady dating situation with a homosexual teammate wouldn’t be worth the distractions in the locker room. “I think most players would be open to a one-night stand with a gay teammate, but I really can’t see them tolerating a long-term homosexual relationship.” The poll also revealed that 50 percent of active players would prefer not to know the sexual orientation of a teammate they were fucking.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-poll-finds-most-nfl-players-still-not-ready-to,35267/

[snooper2]

1. LOL

Gay/Bi cheerleaders are fair game I bet for NFL players

[Vinnie From Indy]

2. Very funny!

eom

[Gothmog]

3. I love the onion

[Behind the Aegis]

4. Never date a team member. The breakups are hell!

[Kurovski]

5. Smelled that Onion from across the forum.

K&R

[Kurovski]

6. And on a similar note (warning "graphic" sex simulation) also semi-nudity and stroooong language

So don't click on it then, for gawdsake. You have been warned.

http://www.theonion.com/video/olympic-village-tour-see-where-the-athletes-live-t,35266/

and after that:

ONN International, Russian Bureau: Vladimir Putin officially thanked the United States this week for their “rich history of making gay athletes feel unsafe and unwelcome.”

[Behind the Aegis]

7. Um...

HOLY SHIT that was FUNNY!

[Kurovski]

8. I spit.

I actually did a spit-take at the last gay minutes or so. and the Russian guy describing what they "deserve"... double spit-take

the report in Russian that follows immediately after is SCA-AYTHEEENG!!

[Behind the Aegis]

9. I was screaming at the gay spot!!!

It was FUNNY!!!

The next report was spot on. How sad is it that it could actually be something true.

[Vashta Nerada]

10. Oh, that gave me a fit of giggles!

[Kurovski]

11. The Onion is great at producing giggles, and very believable news reports.

[reusrename]

12. Coming up...

Snowden will give tips on how to beat the American team...





that whole channel is just wrong