We should ban life jackets and flotation devices!

[riqster]

[aquart]

1. Goooood.

[Drew Richards]

2. They forgot to add the part about risky behavior by walking near the water :)

[riqster]

3. True. It's like the baptists' prohibition against premarital sex...

...because it might lead to dancing.

[Electric Monk]

4. And instead of airbags, put a big spike right in the middle of a cars steering wheel.

Drivers will become extra careful and safer as a result

[sarchasm]

5. KnR

[tammywammy]

6. Rec

[Spitfire of ATJ]

7. What were you wearing that provoked you being pushed?

[riqster]

13. Winner of the Internets.

[DeSwiss]

8. Life jackets and flotation devices.....

...are just one more example of liberal political correctness and over-regulation all rolled into one. So if you're a True Amurikan™ you'll never wear any safety equipment whenever you do dangerous sports, while flying in planes, or speeding in race cars.

- Just fly by the seat of your pants like God intended!

K&R

[mimi85]

9. I don't find this amusing at all. nt

[lastlib]

10. (I've got a spare sense of humor I can send you!)

. .

[mimi85]

11. I have a perfectly good sense of humor, thanks anyway.

This just isn't funny. At all.

[NutmegYankee]

14. It's a parody...

Of abstinence only education. How do you NOT find it funny?

[Fumesucker]

15. Maybe a loved one drowned?

I can see how this could take someone to a bad place, as a child I was once saved from drowning.

[riqster]

12. Different strokes for different folks.

And so on and so on, and shooby dooby doowah...