Every time I hear the term EmoProg I visualize the person using it thusly:

[hootinholler]

[Autumn]

1. That is a funny term.

I'm sure this will go well

[antiquie]

2. A little help, please.

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emoprog. A pejorative used by hawkish, austerity-loving conservatives who think they're Liberals because they're not or barely not racist or anti-gay. Emoprogs ...

Urban Dictionary: Emo Progressive
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Emo%20Progressive

Note: This term was seen as divisive and has been superseded by Puritopian. Emo Progressive (or "emoprog&quot is a self-described liberal or progressi...

An Extended Definition Of “Emo Progressive (a.k.a. Emotarian),” And ...
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Sep 11, 2011 ... Emo Progressive (or "emoprog&quot is a self-described liberal or progressive, often with strong libertarian leanings, whose primary political ...

The Great Emo-Prog vs. O-Bot Debate | Mother Jones
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Aug 19, 2013 ... I try to avoid the emoprog-obot debates. I don't really get them really. It's just posing. I never claim to have the ultimate authority over things but, ...

[Autumn]

5. Puritopian? What is this Puritopian? I'm not fond of emoprog cause it makes me think

of that irritating little tickle doll that always pisses me off, the way that Democrats embracing republican policies piss me off.

[MicaelS]

14. Never heard that one either.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Puritopian&defid=6358670

Puritopian

c. 2012 A useless, infantile twitter term made up by twitter trolls meaning people who have too much "pureness" in their liberalism. Specifically to used against anyone who is a democrat and questions the current Administration in the Whitehouse.

"I call people Puritopians because it makes me feel superior to others. Meanwhile I might be actually helping the right wing win by stirring up infighting - but who cares - blaming others is so much easier than actually doing something."

by freefromdogma January 11, 2012

[quinnox]

3. Puritopian? New to me, I love it!

[NYC_SKP]

4. Too much purple, needs more yellow!

[Aerows]

6. Well, when and only when

it comes to the great hotdog debate, I am a mustard nazi that is anti-ketchup.

[NYC_SKP]

7. Ich stimme!!!

No Ketchup!!!

A little mayo, some chopped onions or sauerkraut, no problemo.

[Aerows]

9. Mayo? Icky.

Chopped onions and sauerkraut to go along with the mustard, now you are talking!

[hootinholler]

8. I like Gulden's Brown

Just the right snap.

[Aerows]

10. I like it too on turkey sandwiches

but I like the yellow on a hotdog, and plenty of it.

[hootinholler]

11. I hate to be the mustard nazi, but

yellow ain't mustard.

[Aerows]

12. Oh no

Not this again. LMAO. Yellow is perfectly acceptable on a hotdog. Brown is great on turkey and pastrami.

In a pinch, though, I will choose brown over no mustard at all on my hotdog. It's not a hotdog without it being slathered with mustard.

At least you don't put ketchup on it. That's just gross.

[TheKentuckian]

13. I don't picture them to be that colorful. More like Newt Gingrich with a circle D pin on the lapel.