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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"What did you do to get out of the war, Daddy?"
"Well, before I had to go down to the draft board for an examination, I ate nothing but junk fund. I took every pill and drug I could find and smoked anything that would burn.
I never combed my hair and I refused to take a bath. I shit on myself and stunk to high heaven when I walked through their doors. People held their noses and turned their heads when I walked by.
But, I was a chicken shit. I was not going to go to Vietnam and let them shoot my ass off. I wanted to play my guitar and make love to all the young girls that followed around the rock and roll stars.
Now, I love my guns and I love to talk about how patriotic I am. Politicians invite me to their parties and fundraisers. I am the type of American they love to associate with..."
Yours truly,
Ted Nugent
Here's the proof: http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/nugent.asp
world wide wally
(21,734 posts)referred to another guitar player that sucked but thought he was smokin'. LOL
edbermac
(15,933 posts)About 10,000 miles behind.
okaawhatever
(9,457 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Nice takeoff on Fallows' essay title, btw.
Downwinder
(12,869 posts)to be anti-war.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)he was anti- him going to war.